*Editing done here*
Have you read anything about the real Sissi? Then stay away from this one - this is fiction, just fiction! (and the bad kind).
What makes for a good historical novel/historical romance?
Now there´s the million dollar question that will maintain endless discussions on the topic!
For me, a good historical novel merely gives life to the character, without ever disrespecting proven/documented facts - meaning, authors don´t get carried away too much, and I get transported into the worlds they recreate.
I have no pet peeve with the genre, and agree that many times it provides a lot of "previously allergic to history" people some fun, interesting info, and can be a starting point for proper/accurate research.
That being said - what is Gods name happened here??!?
Even setting aside my old fascination/nerdness about Sissi (i use the french spelling of her nickname because that is the one i grew up with), this book is a scary assembly of ..."stuff"... that frankly had me torn betweeen disbelief and anger.
There really was no need to go this far because, like Sara said in her own review here of this same book, the author barely had to lift a finger to make this appealing to an wider audience - Sissi´s real life was ten times "juicier", to use modern terms, then what the author did here.
This review will be long, and some of you might end up thinking i am a lunatic or something like it, but if you would like to know a few facts on her (i am not making these up, there are countless reputable sources out there that show them) bear with me and read on.
Sissi had a total of 7 siblings that made it to adulthood:
Ludwig - born 1831
Helene - born 1834
Sissi -born 12/24/1837
Carl Theodor - born 1839
Marie - born 1841
Mathilde -born 1843
Sophie - born 1847
Max Emanuel -born 1849
However at the start of the book (1853), Ms Pataki gives the oldest son/heir as being Carl Theodor, when Ludwig was very much alive and would only later, in 1859, renounce his rights as heir because he had fallen in love and married an actress, Henriette Mendel.
Given how positively "juicy" and romantic this particular story turned out to be, i don't get it why on earth he would be deleted just like this - too many names to keep track of?
Carl Theodor calling his sisters, including his favorite sister and childhood companion (yes Sissi) "you whores"?!? i can understand and support artistic freedom but total personality transplants on known historical characters for sales only...that´s a big NO from me!
Tiny little detail that may sound ridiculous, but bear with me:
Maximilian, Sissi´s father ,was not Duke OF Bavaria, he was created Duke IN Bavaria at the time of his marriage to Princess Ludovika of Bavaria (his cousin), and only years later would he receive the HRH to add to his tittle - Max was not descended from the royal branch of the Wittelsbach family that ruled at the time in Bavaria.
This may sound and look ridiculous to modern ears but, at the time, it made a huge difference and was the source of some shame to Duchess Ludovika that by her marriage she had been "lowered" in rank, unlike her sisters who were "promoted". It also helps explains her general attitude of "awe" towards her sister Sophie, a "mere" Bavarian princess turned Archduchess of Austria.
Again Sissi´s father - portraying him as a drunken buffoon whose sole concern was beer and fathering illegitimate kids on all the ladies of Possenhofen and worse, having Sissi "hate" him like she seems to at the beginning of the book?!? Lie!
Actually now that I think of it there seems to be a inclination to portray several of the lead figures here as "overly fond" of alcohol.... anyways....
Duke Max was well traveled, much loved by the people in his lands, and hardly a dumb guy - he love reading, having amassed a library composed of over 27,000 volumes . He composed poetry and music and yes true, didn´t give a fig about court life and protocol! He surrounded himself with friends from middle class backgrounds and artists, in a bavarian version of King Arthur´s round table - was there beer?yes there was! but there were also political and philosophical discussions.
Btw, the man also published several articles in newspapers and magazines which displayed his openly liberal views that made Aunt Sophie just "looooove him" to pieces!
Truth is, Sissi was crazy about her father and he adored her just as much because, of all his kids, she was the one most similar to him in temperament. Her perception of his weakness as a man and a father only came years later, when she had her own marital problems, and finally began seeing her mother and her suffering in another light.
An invitation/summoning&marriage proposal just pop up like that out of the blue and off they go to Bad Ischl? no no no....the hint of marriage had first "popped up" in 1848 when Ludovika (with the girls) met her sister at Innsbruck.
Aunt Sophie, along with several criticisms of the girls upbringing, had hinted at her interest in a possible union between the cousins - Helene was deemed the safest choice, since Bavaria was a long time ally of Austria, and marrying her would offend no allies or enemies of the Hapsbourgs, which in a certain way had already happened, given the refusal of his other "potential" choices of brides.
Following this first meeting, Helene was submitted to an educational program destined to prepare her for her more than probable future role as Empress of Austria and, even if she may have been the retiring, shy type, she certainly wasn't the tongue tied, disobedient girl that is portrayed here. Helene was the epitome of dutiful, diligent, obedient daughter, and would never have so openly refused the "brilliant" match - certainly not to become a nun!
Sissi goes with her sister to Bad Ischl to help her adjust to the new role and serve as lady in waiting?!?!? ...excuse me just a moment...ahahaha...ok thank you, all better now.
There are sources (including Brigitte Hamman´s bio that the author mentions as reading) showing that Sissi went along for two reasons -
1 - DL (Duchess Ludovika) wanted to keep a low profile and not let anyone guess at once what the purpose of the visit was.
2 - It was decided that Sissi needed a change of scenery, she had recently had a romantic attachment to a young man who had died, and his demise had caused her extreme grief and depressed her enormously - Whats not romantic here?
Sissi excited about going to court? hell no, not in a million years! she was scared to death of Aunt Sophie, she hated rules and control in any way, shape or form. She only went along because she was ordered to.
DL upon arriving in Innsbruck introduces herself and her daughter as Her Majesty..say what?? Actually the correct form of addressing these well known historical figures keeps changing faster than lightning all over the book - weird as hell and very confusing!
And again , Helene is portrayed as tongue tied moron unable to say a word when in reality she was, even if shy, perfectly appropriate in her behavior and left Aunt Sophie with a good first impression.
I know the focus here is Sissi but there was really no need to make Helene look this bad!!
The dinner - Sissi looks awesome, Helene pouts, makes a fuss and insists on wearing a drab grey dress that ages her beyond belief. No no no no...Helene was well aware of what was at stake and DL was no fool, she would never have allowed her daughter to disobey this way.
Once again the etiquette, this time from the guests sitting next to Sissi - the minister addresses her as "Duchess Elisabeth", 2 seconds later Count Grünne says "Your Majesty, Duchess Elisabeth"... (eye roll nº 123).
Sissi and Aunt Sophie in happy chatter drinking merrily and both getting clearly tipsy? Sophie asking Sissi "Tell me, you funny girl, what do you do to entertain yourself?" ...WTHell?!?!?
If i may vent just a little bit more regarding her, why did Sophie have to be portrayed as such a one dimensional shrew? Everyone gets it , either from FJ´s dopey eyes or even just the blurb of the book that its Sissi he wants, its Sissi he marries, its Sissi who makes him miserable and is herself miserable in return!
Why pick the woman that caused the demise of the all powerful chancellor Metternich (an earlier version of Bismark as i fondly call him), that engineered the rise to power of her son as emperor, and portray her as an alcoholic glutton who all she does is pig out and steal little children from her mother??? ...oh and pet her dog...
Sissi and FJ out for a ride,lovely setting- actually the descriptions of places and landscapes maybe be the 1 thing I enjoyed in all this!
Then they meet some people hiking and the emperor FJ is recognized and, yes yes i am obsessed with etiquette, he is addressed as "Your Holy Grace"...excuse me..ahahahaha...did the Pope join the ride and someone forgot to mention it?
Oh ffs, was there no proof reading/fact checking - He was His Majesty, the Emperor Franz Joseph and he was never canonized...i assure you!
The famed cotillion dance and the giving of the flowers to show his intention towards Sissi - surprisingly not bad, go figure!
The talk between Helene and Sissi when she apologises for ruining her sisters chance and offers to set things right - i don´t find the whole "i never wanted this for myself" thing from Helene totally convincing, and some sources indicate that at first Helene was furious at being jilted and losing this great match for a younger sister.
In those days a good match was essential to a woman and to have such a brilliant one "stolen" from her, it has to have been to a certain degree painful. Still the sisters remained always very close, and they even came up with a "safe" way of talking to each other, they did it only in English (no one else spoke it then at court, French was the fashionable choice).
So Helene then decides to tell the emperor she rejects him...say what?...you don´t reject an emperor, especially not when he is family and his mummy is aunt Sophie! If it weren´t for all the quoting i would have doubted the author when she says she read B. Hamman's bio on Sissi.
Then she over imagines some more, Sissi desperate and despondent at returning to Possi to her old, boring life...come on?! Scared, worried, afraid of her brother Carl Theodor - remember him, the one i mentioned earlier was her favorite brother but gets turned here into a scoundrel of sorts?!..please!...
Then Sophie goes insulting her sister and her nieces, and finally confronting Sissi and demanding that she refuses her sons proposal...oh boy oh boy, someone has been watching too many soap operas...that was not how "the only man in the Viennese court" would have ever behaved!
Sissi in ecstasy at becoming FJ´s wife and Empress...should i even proceed?...her first reaction, and again there are sources that attest to it, was something along the lines of "i love him....if only he wasn't emperor". Her phobia of crowds and everyone gawking at her originates partly here, with the stress of the engagement and the interest it provoked in the public, causing her to be always on display.
Oh btw, the endless days of discussions between mother and son, the house arrest on DL, Elisabeth and Helene also didn't happen, actually history shows the whole thing was remarkably quick.
They met one day, he spends dinner staring at her, next morning confesses himself smitten and that same day he gives her the flowers at the ball, pretty much revealing his choice to all (other than poor 15 year old Sissi), then the next morning he talks to his mother, confesses himself in love , insists its Sissi he wants, and asks his mother to request her hand in marriage.
One thing the author did get right was Sophie´s "list" of things that Sissi needed to improve - her french, her dancing, her wardrobe and, important detail, her teeth, deemed by Aunt Sophie to be too yellow (curious tidbit - this comment would lead to a lifelong obsession of Sissi and is, some say, the main reason why she never smiled in her photos/paintings).
The whole preparation for the wedding feels somewhat rushed, but its not entirely devoid of facts.
And once more the correct form of address - why do the characters change their mind every 5 seconds on how to address each other?? It gets slightly better as these horribly long 500 pages come to an end, but at times its freaking frustrating!!
Previous to her marriage Sissi would NEVER have been addressed by anyone (certainly not by the number 1 Lady in Waiting to Archduchess Sophie, Countess Esterházy, a protocol fanatic) as Your Majesty...was this book ever reviewed?...i have my doubts.
Very surreal, or perhaps its my european sensibility from having grown up next to countries with monarchies...weird, really really weird.
So there´s Sissi absolutely thrilled, excited, happy, jumping for joy at marrying the man...not quite but ok, lets let it pass. They marry, the kissing of the hand ceremony, the so called moment with Helene that suddenly gives Sissi an epiphany and makes her realise the trouble she is in...acceptable, although not true, by then she already knew...but ok.
The wedding night..ah now there´s a subject of some discussion. Sources vary slightly on why it was so, but all seem to agree that only after 3 days was the marriage in fact consummated...still, truth of the matter is, Sissi was never comfortable with sex and indeed was profoundly shocked at the Morgengabe ritual described in the book - basically where the husband gives the wife a monetary "present", to say thanks that she came to the marriage bed a virgin....
After all this,i was just too bloody traumatized by the load of incoherent/erroneous information, that in order to survive i decided to treat the thing like it was an harlequin novel -yes I was 15 once too.
It reads tolerably well if seen from that point of view, even if the whole "poor me i am soo lonely and miserable and unloved and lets act like a moronic brat" characterization of Sissi is, to say the least, tremendously one sided!
I wonder how so many people liked the book..with this kind of character i wouldn't have lasted 100 pages..let alone 500! The things you make me do Sissi....
Since we are speaking of pages...the rhythm of the book is at times profoundly confusing and stressing.
While it takes Ms. Pataki forever to describe the 3 day affair that was the actual engagement of Sissi and FJ after he marriage it all goes way faster.
All of a sudden Sissi has one kid - gets the kid stolen by Aunt Sophie; has a second kid - equally "stolen" by big bad wolf Aunt Sophie. Then baby number 1 sadly dies, she goes into depression and then something happens and oh look, its the heir Rudolph (on a side note, don´t people ever learn? an old prophecy said that the Hapsbourg Dinasty had started and would end with a Rudolph...talk about tempting fate and getting scorched!).
And then oh my, she is sick and no one knows why (actually here the author opts for that theory but there are contradicting opinions - her ilness an STD courtesy of her husband) and look, she runs away from court and bam! its 3 years later!....say what?
The reader is never presented with the actual reasons for this "hatred" of Vienna and the court. These initial years were such a rollercoaster of mistakes on ALL sides, ending in the non identified disease and her flight, but all you get here are hints, suggestions and the constant blaming of Aunt Sophie for it all! And then 3 years are erased? the years of her stay in Madeira, her european travels, the years were she finally does indeed come of age and fully realises her power as a woman, thanks to her beauty.
Ah her beauty obsession and peculiar diet/regime - they originate in these years also....yet you dont see anything because in between 2 pages she goes from weeping kid suffering from an STD given to her by her lying cheating husband to happily choosing corsets!
This 3 year absence was also essential in providing her with the guts to, even if too little too late, interfere with the strict educational regime that was being imposed upon the Crown Prince - shame she didn't make it in time, because he was way more Wittelsbach that Hapsbourg and no one realized it, until the damage was already done.
I have to assume that what the author really wanted to show the much talked about, but never confirmed love affair between Count A. and Sissi - so we get half a book of "rushing things" and then its Sissi in love(insert eye roll 999). Daangerous, forbidden, exciting love that sweeps her off her feet and has her quoting Goethe every 5m - that is another one i cant remember, because last time i read a bio on her she was "nuts" about Heine!
The heavy hints at love, the "romantic" scene in bed, the oh now she knows what she was missing! Did it really have to be this sickly sweet?!
Oh and final touch, her last pregnancy - by what you read here Sissi wanted Andrassy to be the baby daddy...stop, please, no more! Sissi by this point was already firmly "obsessed" with herself, her figure, her beauty, with being admired but not touched!Did she have a "thing" for the Hungarian? probably yes, after all the stuffiness of Vienna he was a breath of fresh air. Did she do the deed with him? No one has ever proved it, and I for one dont believe it.
Why was Marie Valerie (the baby she is pregnant with) ever conceived? Sources say it was a "present" like Sissi mentions in some letters...hopefully a future king as present to her beloved Hungary...but it turned out to be a girl, instead of a boy.
At times it feels like the author just about reaches the point that would transform this from an harlequin novel to actual historical romance novel, but then Sissi whines again and all is lost.
I took the time and trouble to read this because I didn´t want my own views and opinions regarding Sissi to cloud my judgement, however now that I finished it, and although I am sure the author is a lovely person who meant well - I have seen many "victims" of Empress Elisabeth´s charms - this is by far the most boring thing I have ever read regarding Sissi!
It should also be noted this certainly doesn't deserve 500 pages...bloody hell, for this kind of result, 250 at best would do the trick!
Could the author have done better? Oh yes, with more research and no more "killing" family members...I still cant get over the fact she deleted Sissi´s elder brother! Sissi´s siblings meant the world to her!
For now I am staying clear of this one´s sequel for at least a year! Till then should I happen to realise I made any mistakes in my review, I will gladly updated it and let you all berate me for being "mean" to the author and the book.