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260 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2017
We used to have a garden out in minimum-security,’ explained a female officer who worked at Bathurst Correctional Centre in the late 80s and is still in the Department of Corrective Services. ‘And they would grow vegetables there. The most popular vegetable was the zucchini. I had no idea at first. But that’s all they wanted to grow.’ And grow they did, a whole vegetable patch full of zucchinis – big, hard and long.
‘We had no idea for at least a year,’ the officer continued. ‘And then someone asked somebody else in the kitchen about the zucchinis.’
So what about the prized zucchinis? The girls love ’em. That’s all they grow in the garden.
‘The cook said, “Zucchinis?” He had never cooked one in his life. And we were like, “What the … oh, yeah”.’
And then the cell searches started. ‘Yep,’ the officer said. ‘We found the zucchinis. They were hidden under beds, kept in drawers and tucked behind picture frames.’ The big ones anyway.