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218 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 2, 2017






The last time I hit a box store, I somehow ended up with three bag's worth of As-Seen-On-TV items that had been cluttering up my closet ever since. Why the fuck I ever thought I would need a zucchini noodle maker was beyond me.
They pumped drugs through their fucking ventilation systems, I swear.
I wanted to pull her apart and see how the pieces worked. I wanted to know what made her tick the way she did. Then I wanted to put her right back into her own particular, perfect working order and enjoy the fuck out of her until the both of us were just piles of sweat and orgasm sated, numb, tangled limbs.