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Brats In Hell
Otto Van Der Noodle has just been crowned the Bratwurst King of Wisconsin when he is gunned down in cold blood. Otto finds himself in line at the pearly gates when he is accidentally cast through the gates of Hell.
Otto lands in the middle of a power struggle for the throne of Hell. Satan rules the underworld with an iron fist and a delicious bratwurst. Satan's brother, Dagobert has just found his secret weapon, Otto Van Der Noodle and his prize-winning bratwurst.
Dagobert will try to tip the balance of control in Hell using Otto's delectable bratwursts. But Satan may have found the ultimate weapon in his new favorite pet demon.
Souls will be tortured, demons will fight demons and bratwursts will be cooked. Who will come out as the top chef and leader of Hell when the cook-off to end all cook-offs is fought?
Read BRATS IN HELL to find out. Its the WURST book ever written!
Otto lands in the middle of a power struggle for the throne of Hell. Satan rules the underworld with an iron fist and a delicious bratwurst. Satan's brother, Dagobert has just found his secret weapon, Otto Van Der Noodle and his prize-winning bratwurst.
Dagobert will try to tip the balance of control in Hell using Otto's delectable bratwursts. But Satan may have found the ultimate weapon in his new favorite pet demon.
Souls will be tortured, demons will fight demons and bratwursts will be cooked. Who will come out as the top chef and leader of Hell when the cook-off to end all cook-offs is fought?
Read BRATS IN HELL to find out. Its the WURST book ever written!
252 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 30, 2017
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Frank J. Edler
36 books129 followersFrank J. Edler is the author of many twisted novels and uncanny short stories often cited as 'laugh out loud' dark comedies. His writing walks the fine line between horror and the bizarre. He resides in New Jersey, a land that is both horrific and bizarre.
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March 7, 2025
Typical Frank Elder here, folks. An absolutely insane spectacle of massive proportions. And the entire time I read this story, I had a nasty craving for German food. And here I am, still hungry, with nothing to eat. Thanks, Frank. So to give you an idea of what kind of chaos in included in this story, it has such wonderous characters as an angel named Vulva, ass jokes in The Garden of Eden, bratwurst cannons, and an uprising in hell. Like, what?! Oh, and my personal favorite, at one point God stomps his foot and creates a disastrous thunderstorm in Kazakhstan. Needless to say, it’s just hysterical and crazy, and is a delightful romp in a strange new territory. Who knew hell could be so much fun? I felt like Otto Van Deer Noodle (God, that name still makes me laugh!) needed some more air time here. His character was good and all, but there were some lengthy periods where I felt like he took a backseat to the battling princes of darkness, and their minions, Gimmie and Shake, Billy Bunns and such. I felt like the finale would have been a bit more satisfying if his character was developed a little more, but I mean all that as a very minor critique. Whether you are a new or current audience to Frank Elder, buckle up and enjoy the ride!
June 7, 2017
If you've never read a Frank Edler book, then you're missing out. I mean, the man literally wrote a book about bratwurst and an epic battle for control over the underworld. His blend of horror and comedy is a unique experience, and this book really highlights his talent. I thought this book was all around better than his last novel. The writing was sharper, and so was the wit. The plot was amusing and kept me engaged, and the exchanges between characters left me chuckling on many occasions. I highly recommend Frank's brand of horror/comedy and give this book 4 bratwursts out of 5!
April 26, 2021
Holy shit, that was awesome. I was given this audiobook for an honest review. Usually, I'm leary of this because I'm an honest reviewer and I don't want to disappoint anyone, especially another author. Needless to say I was not disappointed.
Frank Edler has some serious talent when it comes to horror comedy. There are many authors that can write extreme, violent fiction, but Edler is a rare breed when it comes to comedy. He takes a ridiculous premise (the denizens of Hell and their love of bratwurst) and turns it into an amazing story. This story has a great cast of characters, twists galore, fantastic visuals and of course, comedy. I loved this story and feel it's Edler's best work to date. I'm looking forward to more.
Now, on to the narration. Super freak and awesome dude for life, John Wayne Comunale did a phenomenal job. His range was amazing. He could switch from demon to angel, to German accent, to Satan, to God like it was nothing. His enthusiasm paired perfectly with Edler's writing. He didn't just read the story, he acted it in a way. The inflection and emotion was genuine and really pulled all the characters together.
This gets a solid 5 brats from me.
Frank Edler has some serious talent when it comes to horror comedy. There are many authors that can write extreme, violent fiction, but Edler is a rare breed when it comes to comedy. He takes a ridiculous premise (the denizens of Hell and their love of bratwurst) and turns it into an amazing story. This story has a great cast of characters, twists galore, fantastic visuals and of course, comedy. I loved this story and feel it's Edler's best work to date. I'm looking forward to more.
Now, on to the narration. Super freak and awesome dude for life, John Wayne Comunale did a phenomenal job. His range was amazing. He could switch from demon to angel, to German accent, to Satan, to God like it was nothing. His enthusiasm paired perfectly with Edler's writing. He didn't just read the story, he acted it in a way. The inflection and emotion was genuine and really pulled all the characters together.
This gets a solid 5 brats from me.
May 16, 2021
4.5 stars
This was my first foray in to Frank J Edler's work but certainly not my last.
I listened to the audio and boy it did not disappoint.
Many times the pure wackiness of the story and the dialogue had me laughing out loud and I could visualise the scenes in some kind of twisted 'American Gods' like Heaven & Hell/underworld scenes but of course it would be much more crazy & involving bratwursts.
The author lay bare his vision of the afterlife with great characterisation and it sure was an epic adventure.
I listened to this in chunks on my walk to work and one morning whilst doing so a vicar walked past me and smiled, it was so ironic that he literally stopped me dead in my tracks & I contemplated messaging the author to tell him!😂.
I have a couple more books by Edler to try and I'm looking forward to experiencing his twisted imagination in a different setting.
Four and a half sizzling starry shaped sausages from me!.
This was my first foray in to Frank J Edler's work but certainly not my last.
I listened to the audio and boy it did not disappoint.
Many times the pure wackiness of the story and the dialogue had me laughing out loud and I could visualise the scenes in some kind of twisted 'American Gods' like Heaven & Hell/underworld scenes but of course it would be much more crazy & involving bratwursts.
The author lay bare his vision of the afterlife with great characterisation and it sure was an epic adventure.
I listened to this in chunks on my walk to work and one morning whilst doing so a vicar walked past me and smiled, it was so ironic that he literally stopped me dead in my tracks & I contemplated messaging the author to tell him!😂.
I have a couple more books by Edler to try and I'm looking forward to experiencing his twisted imagination in a different setting.
Four and a half sizzling starry shaped sausages from me!.
December 21, 2017
What started off reading like a silly penis joke turns into a funny, heart-warming story. Lots of dumb jokes interlaced throughout a plotline that hooks you early and keeps you reading.
November 7, 2017
Who knew the best way to stage a coup involved sausage? Otto Van Der Noodle, that's who! Another winner from the wacky mind of Frank Elder!
Read my full take here: Brats In Hell
Read my full take here: Brats In Hell
April 18, 2023
Brats in Hell by Frank Edler was one of his best novels to date! His stories are light-hearted and just so freaking funny! If you read a lot of horror Frank's books are an excellent respite between the darker novels!! I loved it and it's a super fun read, you will love it too!!
August 18, 2021
Otto Van Der Noodle is the hero we all need in this messed up world. He's pure. He's good. He cooks the best brats in heaven and hell. This book had me laughing throughout and I read it one night. Fantastically fun.
March 29, 2018
What a fun, silly, disgusting, clever book.
Hysterical and yet strangely touching at the end. It's equal parts irreverent and respectful of religion, strangely. Both characters of Otto and Billy have great character arcs that they go through, and it's their stories that make the epic plot of the future of Heaven and Hell worthwhile.
Hysterical and yet strangely touching at the end. It's equal parts irreverent and respectful of religion, strangely. Both characters of Otto and Billy have great character arcs that they go through, and it's their stories that make the epic plot of the future of Heaven and Hell worthwhile.
May 2, 2024
Brats in Hell: Fiery Fun
"Brats in Hell" by Frank Edler is a delightful deviation from the norm in horror comedy. Having experienced the audio version, I was pleasantly surprised by the depth and entertainment it offered. John Wayne Comunale, the narrator, deserves special mention for his fantastic performance, mastering each character with distinct voices that added layers to the story.
This book is not your run-of-the-mill horror comedy; it ventures into lightheartedness while also delving into emotional depths and prompting philosophical ponderings. It kicks off with the seemingly mundane life of Otto Van Der Noodle, whose world takes a drastic turn as he finds himself in Hell. Through Otto's journey of self-discovery, the narrative explores themes of friendship, honor, and our existential place in the universe.
Despite the unconventional setting, the story manages to weave moments of comedy and dark humor seamlessly, catering to those with a particular sense of wit. Amidst the laughs, it also provokes contemplation on the mysteries of life and death – the existence of heaven and hell, and perhaps even the presence of bratwursts in the afterlife.
"Brats in Hell" is a captivating read that balances humor with introspection, leaving readers both entertained and intrigued by its exploration of the unknown.
"Brats in Hell" by Frank Edler is a delightful deviation from the norm in horror comedy. Having experienced the audio version, I was pleasantly surprised by the depth and entertainment it offered. John Wayne Comunale, the narrator, deserves special mention for his fantastic performance, mastering each character with distinct voices that added layers to the story.
This book is not your run-of-the-mill horror comedy; it ventures into lightheartedness while also delving into emotional depths and prompting philosophical ponderings. It kicks off with the seemingly mundane life of Otto Van Der Noodle, whose world takes a drastic turn as he finds himself in Hell. Through Otto's journey of self-discovery, the narrative explores themes of friendship, honor, and our existential place in the universe.
Despite the unconventional setting, the story manages to weave moments of comedy and dark humor seamlessly, catering to those with a particular sense of wit. Amidst the laughs, it also provokes contemplation on the mysteries of life and death – the existence of heaven and hell, and perhaps even the presence of bratwursts in the afterlife.
"Brats in Hell" is a captivating read that balances humor with introspection, leaving readers both entertained and intrigued by its exploration of the unknown.
October 1, 2017
Ok...so I wasn’t sure where this book was going,but it’s really funny and a bit heartwarming if I must admit. I was literally laughing out loud quite a few times. I also sorta screamed and scared my kids at one point. Lol. You’d think they’d be used to me reading a book. Well Frank I enjoyed it and I’m glad I bought it!
September 6, 2017
A funny light hearted romp through hell! I loved Edler's take on the after life. Fun stuff!
January 8, 2018
Has to be one of the most original stories I’ve read in quite some time!!
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January 5, 2021Doubt I’m gonna come back and finish this.
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