Country Kicks

by Leonard Fulcher

Erotica is any artistic work that deals substantively with erotically stimulating or sexually arousing subject matter.

This is a Vintage Erotic Novel, Full of sex, Surprises and Lot of Surprise Twists.

154 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 8, 2017

Reviews

[Gavcrimson]

Intended horn inducing read from the seventies. Work dictates that Giff -a representative of a pear company- has to spend a few weeks in a small, nowhere town called Tongue River, where he is set upon by the sex starved female residents. Giff proves to be the gift that keeps on giving, getting blown in a refrigerated area of the pear factory, trying to take the cherry of a timid girl who works at the drive-in and being shared between two middle aged women in a car, leaving them to fret "Ohhh, Gifff, I wish you were here all the time. I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish. Why don‘t you cut it off and leave it here with Patsy and me? We‘d take very good care of it". The erotic highlight however is Giff being ambushed by two playful, prickteasing, twins, Mary and Marty, who spend the entire book wearing red bikinis, irregardless of whether it's day or night. Brooke and Taylor Young would have been perfect in a big screen adaptation of this. The bikini twins are good, god fearing, girls at heart though, we know this because one insists on keeping her bikini top on during sex while the other insists on keeping her bikini bottom on. Their thinking being that neither will therefore have been totally naked in front of a man, before they are married, leading Giff to nickname them 'Top' and 'Bottom'. Speaking of odd hangups, Country Kicks does have a peculiar castration obsession, with Giff preoccupied by the idea that his sexploits will have dire consequences "I tried not to imagine the horde of irate townspeople descending on my cabin with jealous fire in their eyes, pulling me naked from the girls‘ arms and slicing my prick off, smashing my balls, stabbing my eyes out with sticks". What with mental imagery like that, the book could have easily drifted into horror territory, fortunately Country Kicks remains good natured in tone with the sex kept consensual and just on the right side of all American fun.