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336 pages, Paperback
First published February 21, 2017
"As I read the stories told on the signboards, car doors slam behind me and loud voices which at a distance sound as if they're speaking English resolve into another West Germanic tongue as they come closer. My heart sinks. for I know what this means. Soon the merry Dutch are upon me. Yupping in excitement and jostling me as they trace with their fingers some of the items pictured on the signboard. This gesture of course obscures the pictures much like what happens through a subway wall map when fingered by out of towners. When one of their parties obliviously places herself directly in front of me so that i can no longer read the text and see the mountain properly, I admit defeat and turn back to my car. Just as I suspected, they are campers. But I'm not angry, I consider theirs to be a fairwell gesture to me on behalf of all their countrymen I have slandered this summer."