Deadly Lazer Explodathon

by Vince Kramer

In this hilarious novel six heroes from six different epochs of earth's history (and an alien tossed in to add a little alienness) battle Space ISIS for control of a belovd spaceship (and the fate of every living creature everywhere!). There are a lot of lazers, A LOT of lazers, more lazers, I would hazard, than are any other book. Even the Bible. This book can be described as nothing short of a Deadly Lazer Explodathon! There's also a lot of sex. A LOT. Like, almost too much (if there is such a thing!). Certainly more than the Bible. Some of the sex even has lazers involved. And you haven't really had sex until you've had lazer sex. Like they say, once you go lazer sex, you never go back. It's so awesome. Once you read this book, you'll want to own your own lazers (and you'll want to have sex!). You'll want to travel through time with a mysterious doctor and battle robot Hitler too, just like our heroes. When they're not having sex. Which, as I have stated, is quite often. So, if you love lazers, Space ISIS, or robot Hitler, be sure to pick this book up. Not only pick it up, but read it also. But use a lamp, as you don't want to go blind.

Genres: Bizarro Fiction

139 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 1, 2017

About the author

Vince Kramer has lived in exactly three cities that start with a P: Philadelphia, Phoenix, and Portland. He is the author of four "word" novels - Gigantic Death Worm, Death Machines of Death, Deadly Lazer Explodathon, and Hell of Death. He is one of the few gay authors who is actually good looking.

Reviews

[John Gibbons · Rating 5 out of 5]

BY ODIN'S BEARD! There were so many lazers in this book it felt like a spooky version of the movie "Lost in Space" if it had actually been good, had LSD and more Lazers. Also Space ISIS!

[Kevin Lintner · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sweet Lord, this is easily the most daffy, laugh-out-loud, super sexy space adventure that I have ever read. I can't compare this to Douglas Adam's work because even Douglas Adams didn't have Space ISIS, lazers, and Super Meth Hitler. That's a lot of things. The adventurers in this book come from different times in world history. There is a caveman named Derf, a Viking explorer, Frankenstein's monster, the actress who played the "Me So Horny"Vietnamese prostitute in Full Metal Jacket, a swinging British Butler from the 1990's, an insufferable Portland hipster from 2016, and a sheepish space robot. The characters have been gathered by a mysterious Dr. Y who fills them full of LSD and sets them on a journey to battle the maybe not so evil Space ISIS. Kramer has a way of defying the basic tenet of "show, don't tell"in his narrative that works so well. There is an elevator scene involving a freaked out Frankenstein's monster that leaves everything to the reader's imagination.This made the scene much more funny because I was in control of the details.

Between fighting Space ISIS, tripping on extraterrestrial magic mushrooms, and mercilessly teasing Guy the Portland Hipster, the characters make time to take part in orgies involving everyone, robot and monster included, except Guy who is forced to watch because no one wants to have sex with a Portland hipster.

Deadly Lazer Explodathon works on every level. It works as a parody of both Star Trek and Star Wars; as an explicit tale of drug fueled sex; and especially as a book whose title will send reviewers' spell checks into fits of squiggly red line rage. Great stuff.

[Danger · Rating 5 out of 5]

Schlocky, weird, hilarious, exploitative, sexy, self-aware, gory, um...lazerful(?) These are the words I would use to describe Vince Kramer’s newest book Deadly Lazer Explodathon. I had a lot of fun reading this, getting from cover to cover in less than a day, and I laughed out loud quite a few times throughout. Kramer doesn’t take his story or his characters too seriously, delivering an action-filled space farce (riffing quite a bit on Star Trek) with his impeccable comedic timing and a defiantly un-PC flair. Like a Troma movie, only more LAZERFUL. My advice: drop some acid and bring Deadly Lazer Explodathon to your next orgy.

[Ryan · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was WILD and AWESOME and FUCKING COOl and EXPLODY.