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290 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 6, 2018
“... I’ve just come off a pretty bad break-up,” I said with a touch of melancholy in my voice, a carefully practiced sadness in the eyes, “and I’m simply not ready to jump into a relationship or dating or anything right now, okay? I know, I’m probably just too sensitive.” There was a noise from the other side of the table—it was almost, not quite, a snort. “But please, no hard feelings, all right, Theo?”Fabulous really! <-- *snort* Yes, I fucking died then and there, guys.
“I’m sorry?”
“Don’t take this the wrong way! You’re clearly a great guy—fabulous really—and honestly, it’s just a question of lousy timing. It’s totally my loss.”
I was the redhead cliché with the crazy-ass temper. But I swear, I only went ballistic with people who really deserved it.
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So yeah, sometimes I said harsh things to people. And yeah, I’d made a guy cry in the songwriters’ workshop. Once. Hadn’t been my intention to make him cry. I was totally surprised when he did. And the second time it happened, it was absolutely not my fault. But did that mean that I needed to change? Or that these people just needed to man up some?
You want to be an asshole? Fantastic. I’d had three years at Princeton Law learning nothing but how to be an asshole—and I graduated top of my class. Welcome to the majors, Iowa.
Jeff had said he was busy. Too busy for me. Fine. Somebody else might have been daunted by that. To me, it just meant that if I interrupted him, it would be even more irritating.
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“You are a hazard, you know that?”
“The red hair is supposed to be like nature’s warning. You should have known it wasn’t going to be easy.”
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[Theo] grinned at me with that impish smile he can do. In my annoyance with him, I generally forgot how pretty he was, but he was. And a good thing too, or someone would have killed him long ago.