This trio story has a touch of sci-fi. They can sense, hear, feel the others’ thoughts and emotions. They’re never quite clear about it. Even how they know she’s The One just by looking at her, when it requires touch to work. At first. It’s never fully explained. It is what it is, sort of...because while the connection does justify the instalove between these two very hot very charismatic (or so were told, we never see), but one-dimensional 21 year old men and a very not hot very large (you’ll see just how big below) 32 year old sort-of survivor of abuse entrepreneur artist woman with no friends, it doesn’t explain why they need to watch her face carefully at times to see if she’s okay. Can’t they sense, hear, feel it? And I’m not sorry about that run-on sentence, because I’m just...not.
This chick is screwed with pool cues and breadsticks and spaghetti noodles. I’ll be honest, I cringed for that pool table. Most people are more careful with the felt. For the record, “both portals” and “her furry crotch” and IMHO “lifting her belly” to lick under it are not sexy. I’m still disturbed by the physics of sucking a nipple down one’s throat. Note: If two guys need that many weird ass props in bed, run. At 50% this gal has been screwed more with inanimate objects than with d$cks. Seriously, a tarp? Sure, put it on her living room floor but not the pool table. We are told “it was incredibly erotic.” Yeah...no, it really wasn’t. By the time they get to the actual effing, it’s - and I’m not making this up - “he took her slowly”....srsly? That’s it?
This was on track in the first couple of chapters to be a 4 star read. I would have skipped over the sex chapters, but I was curious to find out what they’d do next. Sort of like being unable to look away from a train wreck. Will it be stuffing her with golf clubs? Brownie mix? Or just more fingers. I mean, pop the corn y’all! The sad part is, they actually did buy sex toys. There is a lot of anal action. With tongues. But at 65% they’ve only f@cked twice. There are two of them. Two. Fully. Functional. Men. Do we need a diagram on how to use them? Oh, right - lest I forget...at 75%, she can suck her own nipples. Neat trick. 😳
To sum it up, I don’t understand why she needs to be fat. I’m not saying I disagree with that decision but it’s a weird choice that I just never bought. It’s unbelievable. And it makes the sci-fi mental bond crap look like a device instead of an integral part of their story. Especially since it isn’t used by the author. For example, Kendall can’t seem to “convince” Sutter about his dad...um, can’t he just read your mind?
Would they have been attracted to her without the bond? Likely no. But we’re given nothing else to explain their love/lust, which is a shame. The first couple and last few chapters are like a different book. But skip all the really bad porn sex and the story is still just average. Even the gratuitous epilogue is wasted on the villain of the story - to set up his book, although he belongs in prison. Meh.
Note: Bail hearings are NOT weeks after an arrest.