Beyond awful and abhorrent never write again. Some of y’all’s ratings cannot be fucking for real and I need to see an unedited FULL reading experience vlog immediately because it’s either you skipped a decent amount of pages (most of them) or you’re lying because there is nooo WAY I’m seeing these 5 even 4 stars ratings on this one. (I did, in fact, unfriended some of you)
This entire ‘book’ (*bunch of dreadful poorly arranged sentences that fail to make someone interested or create a real plot) is a crime against female characters in all fiction. Has got to be truly the worst portrayals of women i’ve ever seen *especially* to be this critically acclaimed. No female characters have ever manic pixie dream girled as hard as the women in this book, and all these men who eat that up and love this book are in fact, a bunch of losers who crave the same foolish pitiful things as the author of this does and wrote about. They can’t get enoughhh of these stupid, gross, weird, disturbing, out of pocket USELESS sex scenes and they alll want to see themselves as the ״cool״ (*pathetically lame, bland and tedious) narrator who for some *very* believable reason has allll the bitches crawling and grabbing at his feet. All hyper sexual especially with him, in deep need to suck/rub him off 24/7, prioritising his needs and pleasure above anything concerning them, and I could go onnn and onnnnn. Gee, I wonder what would men find in this?
Need to desperately know why the hell can men write these type of sex scenes or generally things of any sexual nature about women and publish it. Why do we as a society let this happen? Why don’t I see more people condemn it??
Not only do people let it slide but some PRAISE??? these elements in this book?? Written in the 1980, set in the 1960 and contains very vivid descriptions about how a (surprisingly veryyy sexually knowledgeable and experienced) 13 year old girl (with huge boobs, yes) sexually assaulted a 30 year old woman, and how that said woman was sooo incredibly turned on by that?? GUYS?? I DON’T THINK WE’RE READING. descriptions of A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR FUCK’S SAKE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WENT WRONG IN THIS AUTHOR’S CHILDHOOD AND BRAIN CHEMISTRY FOR HIM TO WRITE THIS??? why on EARTH would that be a plot line in ANYTHING?? EVER???????
Later on the same woman also describes to the narrator IN HEAVY DETAILS how she ‘made love’ with her husband that same night and how she came oh so aggressively hard since she was still so completely turned on like never ever before by what happened with that girl. GUYS. guys. I COULDNT EVEN MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT UP EVEN IF I REALLYY WANTED TO
Truly jumpscared and horrified by the vocabulary in this so i thought you people should get a heads up (if you’re lucky enough to have not read this abomination) about the actual content since for some reason it does NOT have a reputation of what it actually contains. Y’all can’t even say i’m lying about the obsession male writers have with the word breast/s. 22 times in this book alone. 22!!!!! Brother… Honourable (if you can even use this word for this context) mentions to the word ‘penis’ with 12 times. 10 times for ‘wank/ing’. I didn’t even know or even *encountered* this verb before reading this book. ‘Nipple/s’ 9 times. Yes, apparently, it wasn’t enough for him to say breasts that many times. 7 times for ‘porn’. ‘Erection’ 6. Also 6 for the pair of words ‘her warm/th’ (go figure). 6 times for ‘masturbate’. 3 times ‘pubic’. I know. Oddly enough ‘rape’ 3 times. Yes, each time more disturbing and pointless than the one before. I’m sure that I’m leaving out some other goodd solid classic/novel prize nomination worthy(!) vocabulary that I’m forgetting but i think the point is made. If I want to be reallyyyy petty, ‘sex’ around 30 times. I want you to compare the statistics here to the average smut book people love to shame women about and the outcome will be shocking. (Not to me)
After this ‘book’ i never EVER (!) want to hear any complaints about ‘smut’ books written by women. This was pure heinous porn but with *no* warning (??!?!) that only made me suffer and cringe. I’ve read wattpad stories classified as pure smut with better plots when I was 13. Only criticised when women write it but when it’s men and they do it awfully everyone claps? Call it literature? A CLASSIC? I need to see people start giving the same energy AND WORST to this garbage. Tells us PLENTY about society.
Putting aside the (ridiculously sickening) representation of female characters for the people who would whine about how I am missing the “good parts” I will address the ‘rest’ (two pages collectively maybe, generously).
First, these ‘deeper concepts’ that you’re trying to give this novel credit for are a stretch and incredibly overshadowed by everything else that I’ve mentioned. you would have to look *extensively* in order to just find a *glimpse* of them, and if this is the amount that makes you glorify a book that’s just miserable and pathetic. Praising something for having so little of an element you could maybe appreciate is beyond dense ludicrous and again, pathetic.
Secondly, “even a broken clock is right twice a day” (though the phrase is even too gracious in this case)- excusing a deeply flawed piece of work with the claim that it contains a fracture of “good bits” is unserious and invalid response let alone argument.
This is yet another book by a male author that is described as sad deep and philosophical but falls flat due to its unoriginality and mediocre empty measly sad excuse of a plot.
If people actually think that the observations and concepts shown in this are exceptional I am worried about your cognitive abilities.
Sure, the life and death, existentialism, etc themes were… there.. I guess? barely. But you know that saying “grown men will have a ‘philosophical’ thought that they would call revolutionary but girls already had that same thought when they were 13”? Prime example. Books written by men, especially those who are (for some very odd reason) deemed as ‘profound/philosophical’ are the *epitome* of this.
One thing you will never see me doing is giving a shitty misogynistic “classic” (or any shitty book really) credit for at least having “good writing”. First, each time it’s actually lousy at best and farrrr from being a compensation for the rest of the book. Plus in this case specifically, maybe some could blame the translation, but the dialogue and writing are childish, superficial, odd and weak. Again, the “deep” elements are nothing revolutionary i hateeeee to break it to y’all. Nothing in here to be impressed by unfortunately.
Free me from the shackles of having to read a book written by a man about a stoic/indifferent guy surrounded by overly eccentric/lively female character(s) who for some reason are absolutely obsessed with him bonus points if it’s supposedly has a ‘deep’/‘mundane’ plot that is in reality empty, ok minus at best and offers nothing new or special to the world or society
To sum it all up as you probably figured by now this is just terribly badly written porn. A very lousy cringy one. And it goes on for 300 pages. This man had like 28 orgasms in this book and alllll the women in this book? Generously maybeee like a half. All of them *combined*.
I would also like an unedited footage of the editor or anyone in the publishing house reading this manuscript and I would like to hear *in depth* justifications for the decision of publishing this pile of a loser’s self indulgence so called fiction.
It needs to be studied how someone managed to advertise these very lousy descriptions of some deranged deeply disturbed incel’s sexual fantasies as something that some people by some reason call a book. The women he writes are nothing but a manifestation of his delusions and weird fetishes, and if there’s one thing that I, believe me, do NOT want to read about is this shit.
I don’t know what this author went through in his life in order to write this atrocity and maybe this is the wrong first Murakami book to pick up (you’ll never see me picking another one) but yet here we are. Maybe it’s partially on me for going into books blindly and I don’t know what I expected but it was certainly not even close to whatever the hell this is. I trusted society’s criticism (probably for the last time) and got *no* plot other than disturbing male fantasy sex that makes you want to never hear about sex again and end it all. Betrayed and appalled.
If you have any doubts or just want to further see what I mean, while i did share some quotes while reading, I would like to share some other chosen ones (chronological) to help me demonstrate the experience (I only decided to do this from around page 190, so you’re saved from the horrors of most of the book. Even so, you’re welcome to see and judge for yourself):
-‘“I love porn films. Take me to one next time, OK?” “Fine,“ I said. “Really? I can hardly wait. Let's go to a real S&M one, with whips and, like, they make the girl pee in front of everyone. That's my favourite.”’ What a dialogue. Realistic. Meaningful.
-‘I thought about her naked, wearing only her hairslide. I thought about the curve of her waist and the dark shadow of her pubic hair.’ Life changing pondering for sure
-‘“You just don't understand a man's sexual needs,” said Nagasawa to Hatsumi. “For example, I've been with you for three years, and I've slept with plenty of women in that time. I don't remember a thing about them. Meet 'em, do it, so long. What's wrong with that?”’ The only thing that separates him from males today is an access to having a podcast
-‘“And anyway, don't you think her nipples are too dark for a schoolgirl - a virgin?” “Absolutely.”’ At loss for words. Where to even begin?
-‘“If I go to bed with a girl, I'm going to want to do it with her, and the last thing I want is to lie there struggling to restrain myself. I'm not kidding, I might end up forcing you.” “You mean you'd hit me and tie me up and rape me from behind?” “Hey, look, I'm serious.”’ It keeps getting better isn’t it?
-‘“I got all naked in front of my father's picture. Took off every stitch of clothing and let him have a good, long look. Kind of in a yoga position. Like, ”Here, Daddy, these are my tits, and this is my cunt'.”’ Yes, this is a PUBLISHED book.
-‘She slid down and kissed my penis, then enveloped it in her warm mouth and ran her tongue all over it, her long, straight hair swaying over my belly and groin with each movement of her lips until I came a second time. I held her tight and slid my hand inside her panties, touching her still-dry vagina.’ I’m lovinggg this ‘guy gets endless orgasms girl is just conveniently incapable of receiving’ theme!!
-‘“mind if I have a look?” “Feel free.” Midori burrowed under the covers and groped me all over down there, stretching the skin of my penis, weighing my testicles in the palm of her hand. Then she poked her head out and sighed. “I love it!” she said. “No flattery intended! I really love it!” “Thank you,” I said with simple gratitude.’ A different girl. Nothing to add. Everything’s on theme.
-‘Midori inspected my semen. ”Wow, that's a huge amount!” “Too much?” “Nah, it's OK, silly. Come all you want,” she said with a smile. “Eat a lot and make lots of semen, then I'll be nice and help you get rid of it.”’ I WISH I was making this up, *believe me*, I wish.
-‘Without warning, I came. It was an intense, unstoppable ejaculation. I clutched at her as my semen pulsed into her warmth again and again. “I'm sorry,” I said. “I couldn't stop myself.” “Don't be silly,” Reiko said. “You don't have to worry about that. You don't have to think about it with me. Just let yourself go as much as you like. Did it feel good?” “That's why I couldn't control myself.” “This is fine. It was great for me, too.”’ Yup, a different woman. Revolutionary writing, what a groundbreaking, profound scene.
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pre review
IM FREEEEE one day you’ll get a fully elaborated detailed review of this piece of garbage but today is not the day. i need to cleanse myself after this horror. see y’all when i’ll at least partly heal from this atrocity.
i wrote tons of ‘thoughts’ during and this will probably be my longest and angriest review possibly ever because i don’t think i’ll ever let myself be so excruciated or endure such an appalling book. sorry for the profanity in advance.