Pounded In The Butt By Covfefe

by Chuck Tingle

Hayden has been working as Domald Tromp’s private bodyguard for years, but now that he’s working for the President of the United States, he’s become privy to more top-secret government meeting than he ever could've imagined.

Now at Margo Largo, Tromp’s Florida estate, Hayden finds himself wrapped up in a debate between Tromp and a Russian diplomat regarding a mysterious creature named Covfefe. The fight finally escalates until all three of them take a trip to see Covfefe for themselves, revealing the true nature of this government funded, coffee based lifeform.

What Hayden didn’t count on is just how charming Covfefe would be in person. Soon enough, the bodyguard and this handsome coffee beast find themselves proving love in a hardcore anal pounding that could save the world.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of Covfefe on man action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and handsome top-secret living-coffee program love.

33 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 31, 2017

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Wealhtheow · Rating 2 out of 5]

President Tromp lures his handsome bodyguard into a secret lab and uses him as bait. But against all expectations, the dreaded lab experiment Covfefe (half beast, half coffee) does not tear the bodyguard apart--instead, they make sweet sweet love.

10/10 points for originality. I decreased the rating because it is very, very short. My disappointment is my own fault for not reading the story's description closely enough.

[Danielle]

The protagonist was, indeed, pounded in the butt by Covfefe.

[Christina · Rating 1 out of 5]

A friend of mine posted the link to this book. I wasn't sure if it was a real book or not.

It was a bit too strange for my taste. Also, while the political diatribe was to be expected it wasn't done in a clever or humorous way. I found it to be pretty boring.

Also, it was kind of irritating that there was only story for 68% of the book. The rest was the author's bibliography.

[Samantha · Rating 5 out of 5]

I honestly didn't think this was a real book. But it is, and it's hilarious! Part send-up of our Orange President, part homoerotic adventure, part absurdist humor. I'm now following Chuck Tingle on twitter because he seems like a total weirdo and I love it.

[Patty · Rating 4 out of 5]

Masterpiece

Humorous and entertaining. Chuck tingle never disappoints. He has a way of making light of current situations and ending on a spicy note.

[Noé Hernández · Rating 4 out of 5]

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