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Kindle Edition
First published July 12, 2017




“A good book? Same thing as a good man: never let it out of your sight, and don’t let your friend borrow it unless you want the pages to come back all crinkled and the dog to have chewed on it.”
“I feel a little more exposed than you do.” She traces her gaze down my body, landing on my pants, which are still zipped. “Being patient is a sexy quality in a woman.” I lean down over her, catching her lips in a kiss. Her tongue taps against the inside of my mouth.”
“She nestles close, laying her head across my chest. It’s just like our first night, only better. Because now, for the first time in my goddamn ridiculous, admittedly kind of awesome life, I’m in love.”
Nothing great in life happens without a little risk.

“Dating rule 1: Get the man to make the first move.”
“Dating rule 2: Make sure the man pays for the first date.
Dating rule 3: Never have sex on the first date.
Dating rule 4: Play hard to get, but not too well.”
“Tell me your rules, baby. Then let me break them, all of them.”
“Push the obvious sexual innuendo to one side, and then acknowledge that I’m going to win. I’m competitive like that. But she’s not going to be an easy opponent.”
“A perfect ass and grade-A tits are good. A lovely face, sleek hair, full lips? Incredible. But a good heart? That’s my favorite thing to see in a woman.”
“Avocado cadaver!”
“Women like vampires and billionaires, right? Deadly combination.”