Cosmic Vegetable: Anthology of Humorous SF/F

by David Nell (Editor), Breanna R. Teintze, Catherine Foster

Cosmic Vegetable is an anthology of humorous science fiction and fantasy that may also officially qualify as a pharmaceutical drug. Thus, please consider the possibly serious side effects of reading this book: incessant smiling, muscle aches, laugh fits, stomach aches, crying, depression, wetting oneself, blindness, demonic possession, and finally, death by laugh-induced asphyxiation. Nevertheless, prepare to be thoroughly entertained. Within these pages you will find cats, six-breasted nymphs, space zombies, talking furries, romantic weaboos, sexy slime dancers, an over-eating insectavore, an uxorious time-bending physicist, thoughtful social commentary, fart jokes, and, of course, mobbins.


Featuring 28 stories from some of today's most tintinnabulatious speculative fiction writers, with laughs from Adam Millard, Breanna R. Teintze, Catherine Foster, Christina Murphy, Chuck Robertson, David Perlmutter, Deborah Walker, Emilie Collyer, Erik Gern, Fred Russell, James Aquilone, Jason Andrew, James S. Dorr, Jody Giardina, Margaret Karmazin, Matthew Wilson, Melodie Corrigall, Mike Scott Thomson, Mjke Wood, Regan W.H. Macaulay, Richard Jay Goldstein, Robert Lowell Russell, Ross Landers, Stephenson Muret, Steve Rodgers, Tom Barlow, Wayne Helge and William Burleson.


The Physics Of Forever by Richard Jay Goldstein

Daily Life In Ancient America by Fred Russell

And Think of England by Melodie Corrigall

Insectivoracious by James Aquilone

Victory Of The Dark Lord by Jason Andrew

Too Much Of A Good Thing by Chuck Robertson

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Procyon VII Slime Dancers' Beaux by James S. Dorr

Freedoskee by Margaret Karmazin

Introducing Entropy Girl by Wayne Helge

The Escape Of The Six-Breasted Nymphs by William Burleson

The Not-So Supermen by Mike Scott Thomson

Honey The Barbarian And The Geis by Deborah Walker

Daring Dover by Erik Gern

Weaboo In Love by Ross Landers

What You Wish For by Emilie Collyer

Pie In The Sky by Catherine Foster

The One Perfect Snowflake by Christina Murphy

The Question by Robert Lowell Russell

Space Zombies And Felines Unite! by Regan W.H. Macaulay

Ship Of Fools by Mjke Wood

Hoppers by Steve Rodgers

Going Green by Matthew Wilson

Yule Tide by Stephenson Muret

The Princess Murder Case by David Perlmutter

Merdeux by Jody Giardina

Can You Read That Asteroid From Here? by Adam Millard

Genrecide by Breanna R. Teintze

One Heart, So Many Vegetables by Tom Barlow

251 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 4, 2013