The Hot Blood series are tales of erotic horror, which is the best combination ever. When something as personal and sensitive as sex is mixed with horror, what could possible scare you shitless more? So I set out to explore them all, all 13 books of the series, thus Project Hot Blood.
First, some info about my rating system. The level of paranormal of each story is one to five, one meaning it surely can happen in real life, five meaning it’s utterly something paranormal. The level of sex describes how graphic is the sex in each story, one to five, one being tame a bedtime story told by a nun, five being a detailed script for a hardcore porn movie. My rating’s from one to ten, it’s based on the balance of horror and erotic, so getting five in ‘level of sex’ doesn’t automatically mean an above average rating from me. It’s based on the wtf-ness of the ending, how freaked out I am, how nightmare-generating it is. One being rubbish, ten being masterpiece. It’s time to move on to the eighth book in my Project Hot Blood. Let's begin.
Heroine
Graham Masterton
And let’s start with a bang! The first story in book 8 of the Hot Blood series is a rather chilling tale from the time of war, about using sex as a desperate escape. Although it packed some supernatural elements, it does lean towards sad more than creepy. The sex was also surprisingly plentiful and also quite dirty. Not a bad start.
Length: 29 pages
Level of Sex: 4/5
My rating: 7 out of 10
Players
Deidra Cox
Written in an unnecessarily cryptic way about supernatural so-called filth-eater, a creature that purges men from their sins with sex. The ending has a nice little twist to it, if only the rest of the story can be as gruesome as the ending.
Length: 11 pages
Level of Sex: 3/5
My rating: 6 out of 10
The 121st Day of Sodom
Brian Hodge
A nod to Marquis de Sade, the title sure is interesting. The 120 days of Sodom has a big reputation of its own in the kinky community, although I don’t think it’s that well-written. Anyways, this one is about putting torturing and unwilling slaves and their masters into the same category as consenting BDSM but I don’t judge it that much since it is a horror story after all. The short story doesn’t work as a stand-alone at all, I think it ended prematurely and this is just a premise for the real story but it ended when the story only just began.
Length: 22 pages
Level of Sex: 5/5 for its explicit nature
My rating: 6 out of 10
Comeback
Graham Watkins
It’s actually a pretty entertaining story, albeit a little predictable. It’s about a male porn star looking to make a comeback so he went to an audition in a shady little factory like place that specilized in high-end sex dolls and does porn as a side-gig. Needless to say, he got sucked into some shady business (‘sucked in, heheh, get it? :P).
Length: 15 pages
Level of Sex: 3/5
My rating: 7 out of 10
Razorblade Valentines
Thomas S. Roche
The writing style was a little bit fancypants without the proper impact, the story is rather flimsy to warrant this style of writing. It’s almost soap-opera-y, with all the suicide-revenge-curse plot with a tiny bit of sexy times sprinkled in it. Nothing worth writing home about.
Length: 11 pages
Level of Sex: 2/5
My rating: 5 out of 10
Vampires of London
Rex Miller and Lynne Gauger
Well, the only saving grace was that at least it had the decency to be short, only 9 pages. Rather than an actual vampire, it was more like a vampire wannabe, with a side-portion of rough sex that was boring and blood drinking. The story, however, was all but destroyed by confusing metaphors and odd phrases.
Length: 9 pages
Level of Sex: 1/5
My rating: 3 out of 10
Trophies
John B. Rosenman
This one I liked a lot! It’s about these succubus-like women who like to enslave men. It works almost like possession and the story did a great job capturing the process of it and also the exact moment when a possession took effect. I wish there would be more!
Length: 19 pages
Level of Sex: 3/5
My rating: 8 out of 10
Interstate 666
Max Allan Collins
I’m pretty fond of urban legends but this might just be one of the most uninteresting ones I’ve ever read. And also, the boring story really doesn’t warrant a multi-character story-telling style and so many goddamned pages, and there wasn’t even proper sex.
Length: 37 pages
Level of Sex: 1/5
My rating: 4 out of 10
The Healing Touch
Terry Campbell
About a nurse that has a thing for the abnormal or the deformed. She would offer them sexual favours, in her mind, she heals them in a different way. This particular story concentrated on a pair of young men, conjoined twins, and her trying to make them change their minds about separation surgery. I like how much backstory is given to our nurse and the detailed sex. It was actually not a scary story at all, unless you happen to think having sex with conjoined twins is disturbing. Hey I’m kinky, so that sounds hot to me. XD Right up in the end though, the story took a dark turn into a sinister territory, and I enjoy the little twist quite a bit.
Length: 12 pages
Level of Sex: 4/5
My rating: 7 out of 10
Death Fetish
T. Diane Slatton
I quite enjoyed this one, although I would have liked more details. The backstory of this certain fucked-up individual was fascinating, his history and relationships and him being into necrophilia. Guess that was pretty obvious from the story title. 😀 Don’t worry, not much ‘action’ here. I would’ve liked more info about the main character and again, the story ended right when it started to get interesting.
Length: 15 pages
Level of Sex: 1/5
My rating: 6 out of 10
Hair of the Dog
Ray Garton
Trying hard to be cryptic but ends up being pretty predictable and boring. A bit too much backstory, about a divorced man getting ‘lucky’ with two women he picks up from a bar. Or more like the other way around. The story is also too long and the ending is VERY anti-climatic and disappointing.
Length: 26 pages
Level of Sex: 2/5
My rating: 5 out of 10
One Last Time
Michael Garrett
Most Hot Blood shorts have a certain feel to it but once in a while, different stories would get into the mix, looking quite lost and out of place. This was one such story. It was about a man losing his wife and then… ghost sex I guess. It was all quite sad really.
Length: 10 pages
Level of Sex: 1/5
My rating: 6 out of 10
Close Encounters of Madison County
Gary Brandner
So was it an alien abduction and steamy sexy times with the alien queen or just hallucination? That’s up for debate from beginning till the end as a failing author suddenly became famous from writing about his allegedly true experience and contact with the alien race. I quite enjoyed the ride, and in the end in the true Hot Blood fashion, the big reveal and it totally turns the story onto itself in the most grotesque way possible. Especially as someone who quite often roots for the villain, I enjoyed the story thoroughly although there wasn’t that much sex.
Length: 18 pages
Level of Sex: 1/5
My rating: 7 out of 10
La Mourante
Thomas Tessier
Join Alex on his epic search for the best sexual experience ever and ending up in this mysterious island where they offer the kind of sex you can’t even come up with in your wildest dreams! Is it necrophilia? Is it sex zombies? The truth was something far more terrifying: mind-control. They didn’t go into details how it actually works but especially the ending, inside the mind of a ‘zombie’, it was one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever read.
Length: 14 pages
Level of Sex: 1/5
My rating: 9 out of 10
Erotophobia
O’Neil De Noux
From a time gone by when racism was still very much in your face. A little murder mystery with a fancy title that didn’t turn out to be that interesting after all. Extremely boring and bland, about a cheating wife. Way too little story to warrant so many pages.
Length: 24 pages
Level of Sex: 2/5
My rating: 5 out of 10
Bonus Notches
Nancy Holder
A fun-filled story about two bored housewives who made sex into a game to compete at. Who goes at it wilder? Round one: sex with men. Round two: sex with men multiple times. Round thirteen: kink. So forth and so on. I could have read a full-length novel where the rounds would be in more details cos this rollercoaster ride went to shit way too fast and way too soon. The ending was, however, almost artistic. Still, I would have loved more details!
Length: 10 pages
Level of Sex: 3/5
My rating: 8 out of 10
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Review of the whole book
Kiss and Kill might not be the best Hot Blood book but it got many solid great stories. None of them earned a 10/10 though. And at the same time there were quite a few really bad ones.
16 stories
Average rating: 6.25
Stories with a rating below or is 6 out of 10: 9
Stories with a rating 7-8 out of 10: 6
Stories with a rating 9 out of 10: 1
Best stories: La Mourante & Bonus Notches
Most erotic story: The 121st Day of Sodom
Most memorable story: Trophies, La Mourante, Bonus Notches