I read this book because I thought that it contained a Dresden short story I had never read before.
Alas, I had indeed read "A fistful of warlocks" before. It's a nice little look into Luccio's past. I enjoyed it.
But the last time I read it, I read only that short story, I did not read the rest of the vignettes contained in the book. This time I did, and I can only come away with one conclusion: Westerns are not my thing.
Either I found the stories boring, or trite, or just weird. I wasn't all that impressed with a lot of the writers and found some to be downright confusing. So without further ado, a quick rundown of the short stories contained herein.
Bubba Shackleford's Professional Monster Killers by Larry Correia
It was interesting. It was well written. I found it engaging and had some character development.
Trouble in an Hourglass by Jody Lynn Nye
Wow. This was ... all over the place. I don't understand the relationship between Trouble and Duncan, and why she wanted him to see her father's time machine. She seems to be both brainless and super intelligent, able to juggle multiple timelines in her head, but being argued out of something because he tells her it is unethical. I just didn't get the characters.
The Buffalo Hunters by Sam Knight
Also an odd story. Written to decry the practice of shooting buffalo from trains and thus wiping them out of existence. But the ones doing the shooting are were-bears from Russia...and they meet a giant sloth...who is killing everyone, and they have to fight it off. ...Were giant sloths this active and this dangerous? Also...territorial? Sloths are territorial? Didn't know that. Just found it a little to deus ex machina to really get into.
The Sixth World by Robert Vardeman
This one is downright confusing. Why is it called the sixth world? What are the first, second, third, fourth, fifth worlds? No one knows. What is the yellow world? How is an Indian capable of healing aliens whose biology is completely different form his own? No one knows.
Easy Money by Phil Foglio
This one is hilarious in an utterly horrifying way. Five stars. I'm willing to read more of what he writes.
The Wicked Wild by Nicole Givens Kurtz
It's okay? I didn't mind reading it, it wasn't as much of a chore as say the Sixth World, it wasn't as much fun as say....well anything I like reading really. It was at least mildly interesting. A bit wordy. Which is odd because the character is portrayed as not being much of one to use words. Lots of pointless sentences.
Chance Corrigan and the Lord of the Underworld by Michael Stackpole
I love the X wing squadron. I like steam punk. So, naturally, I expected to like this...it was meh? There's all this history behind it that I don't know. It doesn't really stand on its own. I probably need to read the whole series to understand what's going on.
The Greatest Guns in the Galaxy by Bryan Schmidt and Ken Scholes
Just...what? What is happening? I have no idea. Time traveling aliens create a zombie apocalypse because they want to kill the greatest gunslinger in the world, who was apparently John Hardin???Never heard of him. Is the earth destroyed? Or is it not? I have no idea. Is it destroyed because they made zombies? Or because they destroyed the earth's timeline? I haven't the faintest. It's very frenetic.
Dance of Bones by Maurice Broaddus
This one was readable. I could possibly be convinced to read more of this author. At least the story was self-contained within itself and made sense. The characters meshed well with the each other and with the plot.
Dry Gulch Dragon by Sarah A. Hoyt
Also readable. I feel like I've read her before, but apparently I haven't. I liked the dragon and Maisie. I thought most of the characters and setting made sense. I would be willing to try more. I always like dark elves.
The Threefold Problem by Alan Dean Foster
Wow. The diction. Tortured. On the other hand, I liked this story. Of course, I usually like Alan Dean Foster.
Fountains of Blood by David Lee Summers
Vampires in the West. There was a big reveal that I thought was a major letdown. It was just meh to me. Not interested in anything further.
High Midnight by Kevin J. Anderson
Also pretty sure I've read thing by Anderson and enjoyed them, but not this one. Pure chaos. That was the goal really, this is another story in the middle of a universe that if you were to actually enjoy you would need to have all the background of the series. It wasn't really self-contained.
Coyote by Naomi Brett Rourke
Yeah. Awesome. Truly enjoyed this one and would like to read more. Alas, this one feels like the opposite of the above. Something that is contained within itself and stands alone and has no need of a surrounding mythology and one will never be written. I could be wrong, I don't know, I didn't look, it's just what it felt like. It's a great little revenge story.
The Key by Peter J. Wacks
Complete chaos. Another reveal that didn't really land.
And there you have it, a highly personal reaction to a bunch of short stories. To be honest. Reading this book was a chore and made me realize definitively that Westerns are not my thing, and that's okay. I went out on a limb. I'm going back to my trunk now.