I had such high hopes for this book, and it was such an utter disappointment. Reading this book was like being promised something akin to the time period/genteel witticisms of Jane Austen and the murder mystery chops of Agatha Christie, and instead ending up with the blandness of "Death Comes to Pemberley" and the mystery-solving finesse of a little kid wearing a Sherlock Holmes deerstalker with his finger up his nose. There was just SO much wrong here that I don't even know where to properly begin.
I suppose first are the weak characterizations. Kendra Donovan is one of the most unsympathetic heroines I've ever encountered in fiction. Can't we just once have a heroine who is a badass female and is proud of that fact? Kendra speaks several languages, went to college at age 14, and is basically supposed to be a certified genius, yet all she does is whine about how much of a "freak" she is. I can think of more than a few people who would love to be able to speak several languages with little to no effort and make insane amounts of money for just being a genius... *raises hand*
Besides that, she also is an ornery, bitchy person. Almost every sentence she utters has some form of profanity in it (which, let me tell you, got old real quick). She's always snapping at the other characters. Once she realizes she's somehow traveled back in time, she doesn't even attempt to blend in with the society at large, even when it might behoove the murder investigation she's working on to fly under the radar. Instead she barrels around using slang terms and swearing, not giving a crap about how a woman of this time period would be expected to behave, her only explanation being either evasion or saying that it's because she's "American". She tells all of the men what to do and when to do it, and they somehow never really question her on it. I'm all for women being in charge, especially in a time period like 1800s England where women's value compared to men's value was thought to be significantly less, but I'd think at least someone would be like, "Hey, you're not behaving like a lady and you've got no right to tell us what to do; leave my estate at once." But no, the Duke takes a liking to this jerk for no reason that is ever explained, except as an excuse for the author to keep Kendra around to "solve" the mystery. "Solve" is in quotation marks because despite how much of a crime genius Kendra apparently is, the mystery just happens around her and nothing that she does really ends up having any affect on anything. She's basically "We're doing everything my way because I know what I'm doing" and the rest are just "Righto Miss Donovan, we're going to just turn a blind eye to you because we're the side characters after all, carry on." She even interrogates a suspect relentlessly in an extremely cruel manner, provoking him so far as to try to strangle her - not going to lie, I didn't really blame him...
Mr. Darcy -- I mean Alec -- is just a bad copy of an idea that Jane Austen came up with first. He dislikes and is extremely suspicious of Kendra for the first half of the book, culminating in him confronting her about why she knows all this weird future stuff and she gives him no answers and he's angry about it, and then all of a sudden a couple scenes later he loves her and they're making out. Zero to sixty, no sense was made. The author is the editor of a soap opera magazine and I think this is her roots showing for sure.
The servants all speak with terrible text approximations of Cockney accents, like Hagrid from "Harry Potter" if he was Cockney: "'W'ot we goin' ter do?" "''Twas before 'er Ladyship's nuncheon. Eleven, Oi think. Mebbe 'alf past." It was extremely annoying at first but by the end when a bunch of servants are speaking at the same time and it's pages of this, I just started laughing. The author also has no idea how the upper classes speak, trying to use modern contractions combined with Austen-esque wording, like "Where'd you come from, pray?"
Even with all this crap aside, my main problem with this book is that the author, Julie McElwain, does not know how to write or how to construct a story and this is obviously her first novel. She is under the impression that the last sentence of every chapter should be foreshadowing. She thinks adding one or two random POVs of other minor characters makes her story better rather than muddling it. She names other characters in the POV of her murderer fairly early in the book, thereby giving away to the reader that that character is not the murderer and ruining any theories the reader may have thought up (I stand by my opinion that my ruined theory would have been a better ending than the actual ending, anyway). She reuses the same character descriptions and thinks her reader won't notice that every time we see them, Sam's features are "elfin", Gabriel's hair is "tousled", and something about the Duke's blue eyes. She overexplains concepts to her readers as if we are children who won't be able to follow her plot and she needs to handhold. She refers to women characters repeatedly as either "chits" or "bits 'o muslin". Her main character's hair is shaved and described as being only "a few inches" long but somehow 3 months later she has grown it to a sleek bob and it is not a wig. Most unforgivingly, she can't even remember the NAMES OF HER OWN CHARACTERS: Mrs. Griffith becomes Mrs. Griffon, Georgette becomes Georgina, and Sarah Rawdon becomes Sarah Rawlins, all just a few pages later. Like, come ON, lady. This shouldn't be this hard.
When I first got this book along with a few others from the library, one of my cats jumped up onto our coffee table and deliberately knocked it off with his paw. Now, this is the same cat who just today decided it might be a fun and not at all dumb idea to lick an electrical socket with a plug in it, so I didn't take it as any kind of sign that I shouldn't read this book. Sorry, Willow -- I'll listen to your wise judgment next time.
Because I don't like to be an entirely Negative Nancy, I will say I did like how the descriptions of the 1800s estate, rooms and foods were presented, it gave me a nice mental picture. Thank you for reading and have a pleasant day :)