Welcome to Crumble, Texas, a sleepy East Texas town that's about to be rocked with scandal. Claudine Cranford, former juvenile deliquent, has a little revenge planned for her life-long foe and Crumble's "Royalty," Sue Ellen Stark. Things take a terrible turn leaving Claudine to seek help from, over the top, bottom feeding lawyer, Ira Shapiro, the Texas Tornado.