I've never read any of this author's books before which is why I gave
The Flight Attendant
a chance.
When I finished it, I'm glad I gave it a chance and now I'm over it.
** Lifetime spoilers ahead **
Cassie Bowden is a flight attendant and a high functioning alcoholic.
She drinks and she has one night stands and she drinks some more. Fine. No shame here.
When she wakes up after a booze filled night, she discovers her lover is dead.
And then the story, so far so good it isn't bad with the high potential to be suspenseful and thrilling, devolves quickly into a cheesy soap opera that a real life soap opera actually passed on.
Cassie splits the scene, spending most of her narrative fretting and drinking her way into a stupor and falling into bed with an actor she met at a bar.
She makes poor decisions, not because she's a drunk, but because she's an idiot.
While Cassie is being interviewed by the FBI, we discover that her lover was assassinated by a hit woman with a heart of gold. Yes! They do exist!
When she sneaked into the hotel room, she had a change of heart when she saw Cassie and let her live.
This woman is part of the Russian oligarchy....blah blah blah Russians are bad...she's a double agent...more blah blah blah.
Cassie, being the intellectual she is, can't fathom why her lover was killed in such a methodical way.
When the authorities and her attorney hint that he was involved with shady investors, Cassie can't reconcile that fact because, obviously, since she only spent one night with him, she knows him so well.
And also because he washed her hair so lovingly in the shower, Cassie repeats this detail close to a dozen times, so, of course, he can't be a bad guy.
Yeah, that's how you know a good guy from a bad guy. He washes your hair.
Anyhoo, the assassin has to make amends because her boss and his associates aren't happy and her cover has been blown because, naturally, she's also a double agent.
Jeez, now its starting to sound like a bad episode of Alias because JJ Abrams would never have approved of this storyline.
Obviously, the actor/lover is not who he appears to be.
There's a showdown.
Cassie meets a handsome waiter for more one night stand sex. A gun is procured. Guns go off. The assassin dies. Deals are made.
Cassie stops drinking because...wait for it... she's a mommy.
Cassie's hair washing lover also gifted her with his high functioning, able bodied sperm and now she's got a little girl. HEA.
As the main character with the stereotypical problem of drinking too much and not remembering anything (I'm starting to see this trend more than I like) Cassie is blatantly unreliable.
I can't stay I hated her; I just disliked her because she was so stupid. She wasn't a bad person, she was just dumb.
She's obsessed that the dead man is a good guy because he washed her hair and becomes fixated on his shocking murder.
She goes online to search for details about his life and his obituary, imagines his pending funeral, walks into his office building claiming she had an appointment with him and continually makes one bad decision after another, while sober for the most part.
That's the basic gist of the book.
Nothing happens except Cassie whining and wondering about her dead lover, meeting the FBI for interviews, meeting her family for zoo dates, drinking, then drinking some more, traveling some more, calling her attorney to tell her about the stupid thing she just did.
Cassie is that character who is just lucky enough to not die from stupidity, from STDs, from drunken blackouts, from dangerous decisions, from being in the right place at the wrong time.
This was a well written book with one of the silliest plots I've read this year, and that's saying a lot because I love to read and I read a lot.
Most of the books I've been reading have godawful story lines but this one with Russians and assassins and a double agent really takes the proverbial cake.