1.5
you know those books where you can't put it down, just reading reading reading and then when you finish you're like "its. . .the end? . . .DAMMMMIIITTT ITS OVERRRRR"
yeah. not this one. when i finally finished, i was like "oh thank god it's over" why?
this. book. was. so. bad.
gosh it's been a while since i've hated a book. good long run, because i think it may be safe to say i hAtEd this. my friend brought into school two days ago and i looked at it, and it looked really good. like, i'm seeing this front cover summary that's like, in verse kind of, and it seems to be about this girl who blackmails her cousin into doing something (riding a giant rollercoaster fyi) and then theres a serious accident. it sounded like a depressing but cool read that i felt like i would like.
i didn't.
after ranting to my friend about it many many times, i'm like "you know what yall imma go onto goodreads and expose the heck outa this book" and here we are.
before i rant on here though, here's a lil summary.
nora reeves convinces her cousin riley into riding a giant rollercoaster. soon after, like 2 seconds after, riley collapses at nora's feet. riley had an unknown to her family heart condition and is now a stroke patient. cue recovery, flashbacks to a fight riley and nora had the night before the stroke about a secret contact riley has in her phone (nora thinks its a secret boyfriend), guilt, family drama, wee bit of romance. so yeahhhhhh.
- problem numero uno! of many. oh my gosh, they hint at cussing SO DANG MUCH. Or, if i werethese characters, we'll just go with so f-ing much. so, for one, they are obsessed with saying what the hell. that's not that bad or anything, but it's like every single character's catchphrase. "how are you today"
"what the hell" "nice day out eh" "what the hell" agh. also, F-bomb is low key the most used word in this whole book. and not the actual f word, just 'f- bomb'. the first sentence is (along the lines of) the last word that i understood that came from riley's mouth was the f- bomb. they then go on to explain she said this 37 times in the last three minutes. also the main character in this book is 11, and is just fbombing all over the place! this is middle grade guys!! either like move it to YA, change it up, and say the actual words, or just DON'T. ok. next topic.
- so this whole thing is that the girl BLACKMAILED her cousin into riding this rollercoaster but dude, it wasn't really even blackmailing. it was like, kind of maybe threatening to threaten to blackmail her. not really blackmailing, ugh.
- so ya know if lets say, you are a japanese immigrant and you get a stroke. it is completley reasonable to recover speaking in your first language- japanese. however. in this book, riley recovers speaking SPANISH (there just happens to be a girl who's fluent in it next to her) BUT SHE IS NOT SPANISH. all they say is "oh guess she knew more then we thought she got a c on that test ha ha ha just peachy" um??????
- it's so boring. it's just. . .boring. i barely got through it, you just painstakingly watch riley get better, day by day, flashback by flashback, meeting with clueless nerd named jack by meeting with clueless nerd named jack. oh, but don't forget the occasional gross, bloody hospital scene!!
- characters: 1 out of 10. none are really that developed. riley can't really be cuz she spends most of the book in a stroke, jack, the clueless nerd, is kinda cliche, and the parents. . .what? who parents? oh right! they have no personality traits or characteristics whatsoever! haha silly me forgetting.
- setting? 3 out of 10. the hospital was pretty detailed, but anywhere else they went wasn't, neither was the town they were staying in.
- plot - 4 out of 10. its actually a good, kind of needed storyline, and it would be a good book if it wasn't so. . .BAD. yes i know i'm super descriptive. but somehow this good,needed idea just. got. so. boring. though, there was the occasional two-sentence juicy part, so 4.
- word choice: . . .what word choice. there was no word choice. never any descriptive parts i noticed, just ya know, word after word, oh some f words, then a word.
so yeah!
1 and a half stars.
for all you people who read this, hated it, then saw all these gushing five-star reviews, i feel your pain. this book had ME saying what the hell as i turned every page, and had me wanting to scream at the characters and the pages. ahhhh, i feel so empty now that i've written out my thoughts. *closes eyes in relaxation* yes
so, not recommended. unless you wanna have a hate party with me about it. . .which is welcome! you're all invited. come with all your hinted cuss words at the ready please and thank you.