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306 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 6, 2012


How big is it?"
"Uh, don't you know?
"I'm talking precise measurements."
"Why, Macy. A nice young lady like yourself, asking such a thing. I'm appalled."
"Oh, come on. Guys always know how big they are."
"Big enough that I should tie a bow around it and attach a little card that says "To: Macy. You're welcome. Love, Seth."









Bless all their scheming little black hearts.
Please. I only want you. I've always only wanted you.



"Stay. The fuck. Away from him. I might look like a wimpy rich bitch, Raina, but I only look that. I know people. I've wrestled animals bigger than you. And I can shoot."
"You. Talked to Raina."
"I did."
"And there was no bloodshed, flyring fur, ER visits...?"
"I resent the implication that i can't conduct myself in a civil manner."
"I'm implying that Raina can't conduct herself-"
"Oh, she took a swing, I threatened to shoot her... typical girl stuff."
"Holy shit. You gotta be fucking with me."
He caught her wrist and pulled her until she was straddling him. His hand smoothed down the outside of her right thigh. "Thank you for wearing a skirt tonight. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.”
“You gonna marry her? This is the one out of seven billion?"
"It is. And I am. I've got to. It's like...sometimes..."
"Speak."
"Sometimes I think I'm not going to make it another day without getting a ring on that girl's finger and changing her fucking last name from theirs to mine. I'm going to spend the rest of my life with her, and I want it to start yesterday.”


