I read my first Elkin, CRIERS & KIBITZERS, KIBITZERS & CRIERS, a once-much-remarked-upon collection of early pupal bits and bobs, not half so gloriously frenzied as the mincemeat merriments to come, just over two years ago and just short of my thirty-seventh birthday. I have since read seven Elkin novels. For awhile I thought that my coming to Elkin so late--a writer I was practically born to get down prostrate before in paroxysms of worship, holiest of holies as he has fast become--was regrettable, product of an egregious oversight. But, really, was it all that regrettable? No, not really, not as such. I'm alive. I abide in faith that I'll be around awhile. And the older you get the more restorative the life-altering surprises, the more hopeful the knowledge that there have to be others that you have likewise not yet stumbled upon or backed up into. First read Elkin at thirty-six. At thirty-nine he pretty clearly has to be in All Time Top Five Writer range for me. Categorization as such being a personal thing. Hell, it hardly gets more personal. Those following along will be able to deduce that I must have written about eight Elkin Goodreads reviews since late 2016. Indeed. I have indeed. It is hard not to cover all the same bases each time one steps up to plate. When we talk about Elkin we of course talk about words, an avalanche of them, words like Hitchcock's birds descending on Bodega Bay, and we are likely as not to invoke the jazz soloist, at the very least take off from the notion, perhaps deploying sterling silver Elkinese, suggesting a renegade oompah John Coltrane wearing snakeskin boots and high on LSD 25. Elkin's good buddy William H. Gass wrote the intro included in the Dalkey edition of THE FRANCHISER. Good pals, and the two men who have gone furthest into the hills of American language for to hit the real paydirt. Because THE FRANCHISER tells the story of compulsive franchise-acquirer Ben Flesh, Gass is able to make a very fine joke, more telling than it might first appear, about the Word made Ben. One language master spiritedly tipping his fedora to another language master, quick ironic wink, they happen to be best friends. Though both men see language as a sprawling playset with near-infinite permutations promised by its innumerable moving parts, what Elkin does that Gass really doesn't, however, or at least not nearly so routinely, is demonstrate complete possession of the comic set piece and mastery of the architecture of gag, the anatomy of lark. Placed within the body of work, the Elkin oeuvre, THE FRANCHISER has to be right at the top of the list in terms of calculable honest-to-goodness audible laughs, distinct guffaws. At least as pertains to this reader. Sometimes when you get to a punchline (and a punchline here is only a very brief, perhaps illusory breather) you suddenly understand fully the journey you took there, the logistics of the setup, and you nearly collapse in awe. What do I do? Do I laugh? Or do I just let my jaw hang here in struck stupefaction? A reviewer should be less worried about spoiling plot points than ruing the routines. It is not for nothing that many (looking at you, John Leonard) invoke vaudeville and standup when assessing Elkin. So language is his thing. His whole raison d'etre. He is a mirthful fish in the water of it. THE FRANCHISER maybe more than any other Elkin I have read presents a rich buffet of nouns. American personhood and thingness. As a novel of a time and place, it is overloaded with stuff, what one character calls the "cargo of crap." It is a novel about consumerism in which going into business is itself a kind of manic shopping. It is about the emerging brand name homogenization, the strata of franchise. Ben Flesh buys franchises. He prefers to be called a "franchiser," he tells Colonel Sanders (I shit you not, though the reader is in more than one sense being shitted), instead of "franchisee," because the latter sounds too much like a cross between a Frenchman and a Chinaman. In one of Elkin's all time great wierdo conceits, we switch occasionally, in wildly vertiginous fashion, from third-person-omniscient to first-person-Ben-Flesh without ever being given the faintest notion of the presiding modus operandi behind this strategy of estrangement, ultimately serving as it does the careening carnivalesque craziness of the whole, ahem, enterprise. Highway-bound Ben Flesh, driving across America in his Cadillac (a new one every year), from one of his franchises to another, riffing, motormouthing, holding court like taking hostages. “Ben, the empire builder, the from-sea-to-shining-sea kid connecting the dots.” We come to understand this commercial leviathan that post-war America has become as mightily precarious, with its rolling brownouts, energy crises, and fluctuating interest rates. Civilization is precarious, as is the life of each fragile, mortal man, woman, and child caught up in it as though in an undertow. Mortality and infirmity are everywhere in Elkin. He returns again and again, naturally, himself an afflicted fellow. Ben Flesh, like Elkin, suffered a heart attack in his thirties and comes to be resolutely wracked by multiple sclerosis, the disease Elkin lived with most of his adult life. Elkin thus comes closer than he ever has here to writing directly about his own suffering, though of course he keeps matters conspicuously jolly, reminding us how much comes down to attitude. Then there are Flesh's godcousins. His godcousin guarantors, eighteen twins and triplets, all manifoldly identical, their own franchise, whom Colonel Sanders calls "Doppelgängsters," and each of whom has a ridiculous ailment that will take him or her out ridiculously. Flesh insistently reminds them that their deaths are not, have not been, and will not be ridiculous. Life is ridiculous. Ultimately that is Elkin's fairly congenial subject. Absurd, delirious life, with its pratfalls, misadventures, and benign humiliations. Or as he puts it: “ludicrous life, screwball existence, goofy being.” All of this counterpointed with reverent acknowledgement of the no-way-out-but-out ending. This is a novel that riffs prodigiously and repeatedly on the miracle of existence; ironically, sure, but one undervalued thing irony can do is oddly (offly) colour without selling short. Ben Flesh is not just some analogue for corporate insanity and rubber-stamped commercial ugliness. He throws himself into the unruly hilarity, giving as good as he gets, making giddy music out of dilapidated existence, turning everything into maelstrom and orgy. Hurtle yourself at life. Riches are abundant but time is in short supply. Do a little détournement, practice a little psychogeography of the highways and byways. And heed thy READER'S DIGEST: laughter, goddamnit, is the best medicine.