Let's Do Butt Stuff

by Delilah Dallas

Becky was excited to be home alone with Benjamin for a whole week. She planned lots of fun stuff for them to do together. She expected some amazing sex, but everything went wrong.


A hilarious adult short story by Delilah Dallas

11 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 18, 2016

About the author

Hello, I'm Delilah Dallas. I'm an author who paints a sexy word picture that makes you feel happy in your nether regions.

Delilah Dallas is a long time resident of Cincinnati Ohio. She enjoys hiking, cooking, writing, and of course, sex. Her stimulating prose breathes life into urban, fantasy, and scifi worlds that are the backdrop for her bold sexually charged characters. Her novellas and short stories have generated a buzz among the romance and erotic fiction communities.

Reviews

[DALIP · Rating 5 out of 5]

First Things First...Not Even For A Split Second, Don’t Let The Title Fool You One Bit...Sure The Book Promises To Go Down That Lane But Only That Far & No Further As The Sloppy Couple Becky & Benji Get It All Wrong In Heat Trying To Explore Virgin Frontiers Across Inviting Bootyland.
When The Young Couple Both Eager & In Heat Wanting To Go Hammer & Tong Over A Lusty Weekend With Their Parents Out Of Town What More Could They Have Asked For Possibly When They Have Ample Time & Inclination On Their Hands And Lust On Their Minds? So What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
And Yet They End Up In A 911 Crisis. To Say Even A Word More Would Not Just Give Away The Plot But Would Be A Dampner To This Super Exciting Tale Of All That Can Go Wrong Even When There Is Possibility Of None. Reminds You Of Murphy’s Law?
You Really Got To Hand It To DELILAH DALLAS...She Sure Got One Helluva Sense Of Humour Mingled With A Whacky Wild Imagination To Absolutely Swing The Tale & Twist The Plot On It’s Head All This In A Short Span Of Just 11 Pages Between The Covers.
If It Wasn’t For The Irony That Fate Dished Out To Becky & Benji That Makes Your Heart Go Out For Them This Would Truly Be A Rocking Comedy Of Errors That Had It To Make You Fall Off The Chair Rolling In The Aisle With Sheer Laughter.
Full Marks To DELILAH DALLAS For Shifting The Gears So Smoothly & Effortlessly In Shifting Lanes From What Was Meant To Be A Steamy & Sweaty Erotic Tale & End It Up In The Comedy Of Error Zone Minus A Single Bump & Grind...
Don’t Let The Title Fool You Or Else You Really Going To Miss A Golden Opportunity To Read A Swell Short Story Book Worth Every Single Moment It Takes To Read From Cover To Cover!!!

[Danni · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was hilarious. I was expecting an erotic romance but got some wild romantic comedy. I'm not sad about it though. I read this story to be entertained and I was. The only down side is that its way too short. You Hear me Delilah Dallas? Make it longer.

[JBReader · Rating 5 out of 5]

Absurdly funny. I don't know what I expected, but I enjoyed it.