Blake Morrison’s books have an unusual effect on me: I either like them enormously or detest them thoroughly. I divide them as follows.
Shit - As If..., Things My Mother Never Told Me, South of the River, Too True, Selected Poems
Hit - Shingle Street, And When Did You Last See Your Father?, The Last Weekend.
Looking back, I can’t help noting how Morrison’s characters are nearly always hangers-on to other people’s lives and successes. The narrator is a journalist and an old friend of Robert Pope, a cheerless poet of high reputation past his peak and only too aware of it. The hero is asked to become Pope’s executor, Pope duly snuffs it; much musing follows. The narrator asks himself a lot of questions, perhaps in the belief that quantity equals profundity. A nod to the controversy after the death of Philip Larkin is made, plainly the basis for the novel.
As with Larkin, a sheaf of previously-unseen poems (duly reprinted in an appendix section) casts new light on a seemingly dull life. The stick in the mud is revealed as a Casanova with an occasional taste for euthanasia. Some of the poems I rather enjoyed (‘Morph’, ‘Thanatos’, ‘Outsider’, ‘X-Rated’). They aren’t essential to the plot, however - this isn’t Pale Fire.
The novel tells you a lot about how a book page gets put together, and what’s become of them. The best parts, by far, are about having a family and raising kids. No one I know of has written about having small children with more fidelity than Morrison.
The book’s flaws are too many, alas. Chapter four sags like a bear in a hammock. Morrison has the veteran writer’s vice of having too much to say and trying to say it all at once. (‘My heart lurched a little when I saw her, but I smiled, in a no-hard-feelings, business-as-usual kind of way, which seemed to work, because we went for coffee after class, and talked some more about the text we’d been discussing, a D.H Lawrence story that I liked and she didn’t, her objections to it being (I couldn’t help but feel) more than a little predictable, focusing as they did on Lawrence himself, or a received feminist caricature of him, rather than the text.’) You can almost hear the army from Monty Python yelling Gerron with it.
Skip this and get The Last Weekend instead.