Teach Me How To Die

by Joseph Rauch

Walter Klein can't stop thinking about death. He wonders what would happen if he stuck a knife in his toaster. He wonders if his latest elevator ride will end in the cable snapping and everyone plummeting to their doom.

He wonders if today will be the day he dies, but he knows it won't be from a toaster or an elevator. It will be from the cancer. He has refused treatment, and soon the cancer will take him away.

When Walter finally passes on, after a painfully ordinary day full of a million little regrets, he has no idea what awaits him. He’ll be guided through the afterlife by Vincent, and as the two men make their way through different planes of existence and contemplate the true meanings of life and death, something surprising will happen.

This is a thoughtful and thought-provoking read for fans of The Inferno, Fight Club, and Reincarnation Blues.

175 pages, Paperback

Published June 21, 2017

About the author

The author of “Teach Me How To Die” and “The Last of the Mentally Ill,” Joseph Rauch studied creative writing at New York University. His work has been featured in Mr. Beller's Neighborhood, The Huffington Post, Vice, Psychology Today and other publications. He works full-time as a writer and lives in New York City.

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Reviews

[Haley · Rating 5 out of 5]

A creative take on the afterlife that explores human morality and judgement. The plot, while at times taking violent and disturbing turns, reaches at the core of humanity in a touching story about a man, Walter Klein, awaiting judgement before the fate of his afterlife is determined. The narrative sifts through memories that explore relationships, traverses between the humanity behind and before judgement, and unravels a unique perspective on values, love, and death. Rauch's writing style has you flipping quickly through pages, he touches on a lot of topics, and at the end craving more to read.

[Michael Noker · Rating 5 out of 5]

Teach Me How To Die is one of the better novels I've read in the last few years. It gets off to a rather brutal start (I think this was deliberate) and then takes you on a journey through a dozen issues plaguing our country and our times. You can read the book, turn on the news, and see the relevance immediately. I also loved how thoughtful each of the characters is, as well as how much went into the design of the world it's set in. Not many authors choose to do that. It shows how much he enjoyed writing his novel - how much he cared about it. I found myself thinking about a lot of different things once I'd finished it. The somewhat open nature of the book drove me crazy at first, but once I'd sat on it for a while, I drew my own conclusions and felt satisfied. Incredibly well done.

[Gretchen Bove · Rating 5 out of 5]

In his first novel, Teach Me How to Die, author and journalist Joseph Rauch takes a thoughtful, inquisitorial and chillingly honest look at the complex, dark, and often unexplored realms of the mortal condition. He expertly depicts the multi-dimensional, earthly human experience through the lens of his protagonist, Walter Klein, and takes a brilliant stab at depicting what may be waiting for us in the spiritual realm, after death.

Although a quick read, the novel unearths a bounty of rich themes that are sure to satisfy even the most voracious of readers.

Rauch creatively and expertly explores the possibilities of what may lie beyond our physical realm by questioning traditional beliefs and proposing something both thought provoking yet digestible for his readers.

The novel begins with the reader bearing witness to a seemingly unexceptional man's last days on earth. The reader observes a series of grim events, as well as the painfully candid, but beautifully relatable inner monologue of the depressed protagonist, Walter Klein. Eventually, the reader is led through a thought-provoking and compelling depiction of Klein's postmortem experience, in which he is met with the possibilities of how he will spend eternity.

Rauch does a spectacular job of creating a character so stunningly unique, yet someone whose thoughts, desires and experiences are also profoundly human and powerfully relatable.

I commend Rauch for shedding such exquisitely honest light on the complete human experience and psyche of “everyman” by so unabashedly depicting the shadowy, unabridged and sometimes violent inner workings of his protagonist. By bearing witness to Walter’s navigation of the earthly and spiritual realms, the reader may be surprised to find the protagonist holding a mirror to their own inner workings and experiences.

Overall, Teach Me How to Die is an exceptional piece of writing, and is particularly impressive for a first time novelist. If you're looking for a curious and creative take on the idea of the afterlife, and an exceptional cast of well-developed characters, this may, in fact, be your next great read.

[Jossie Solheim · Rating 4 out of 5]

When I first saw the cover of this book, I thought it wasn't going to be for me, but I've always been a firm believer in the old Saying "never judge a book by its cover." I also love discovering new genres of books. And this is one of those times when that curiosity paid off.

I love books that explore new possibility for the afterlife. I'm probably not alone in this either. It's one of those big mysteries that realistically none of us will ever know for sure, until we pop our clogs.

Joseph Rauch, came up with a premise that was new too me. And pretty intriguing. So much so I devoured the book fairly quickly. I like the way he played around with difficult questions, and highlighted how difficult it sometimes is to say, if all bad actions are immoral or not. For example: if a man murders people, but only people that he knows are themselves hurting others is he truly as bad as them or simply sacrificing the one to save the many and thus actually good.

I loved how much this book got my brain churning, and enjoyed how we were gently guided through the story with Walter. Who despite his little quirks, was actually quite a likable character.

Is it a book I would probably read again and again? well no not really, but it is a book that I am pleased to say that I have read and which I did enjoy.

[susan murray · Rating 4 out of 5]

Won from goodreads
A different perspective on the afterlife exploring human morals.The story can be violent at times with the storyline centred around Walter Klein who is waiting to be judged on his fate in the afterlife. The story tells you about Walters life what happened basically from childhood and his mother .
The book was not what I was expecting and was far better .

[Peter Schmitt · Rating 5 out of 5]

The plot develops and shifts in ways that will surprise and continue to draw in the reader. Walter's death is only the beginning in a story where we follow our character into the afterlife, and explore his early life experiences, giving us a deep exploration of an extremely complicated and intriguing figure.

[Allan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great novel, author is not afraid to push you out of the comfort zone with raw and unfiltered language scarcely seen in other books. A tremendous tale of life, how our time is limited, the meaning of it, and what happens after. Highly recommend if you are looking for a "fresh" novel, a quick read, something that will make your brain tick and ponder.

[Eric Hoffman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Teach Me How to Die is the Cather in the Rye for the 21 century. If Fight Club, Tuesdays with Morrie and Clockwork Orange had a baby, this would be the product. TMHTD details the inner most thoughts of a man going through an existential crisis in the wake of his wife passing away. I recommend this book for anyone who enjoys the darker side of life and feels their thoughts are different than most.

[Teva Barzilay · Rating 5 out of 5]

"Teach Me How To Die" is one of the best books I have read in a long time. It has a gripping opening, an interesting vision of the afterlife, controversial ideas and scenes, compelling characters, smooth prose and a touching ending. It is quick and easy to read. I thought there should have been a little more showing in some areas, but overall the book is very vivid. This debut novel shows Joseph Rauch is a promising author.

[Диана Александровна · Rating 5 out of 5]

What I really liked about this book is that the writing really transformed me into another world! Smooth and easy-to-read book, that grabs your attention from its first page! I was really fascinated by the story line, and how things unfolded, taking me, as a reader to the most unpredictable places in my mind. I would definitely recommend reading this to a friend, and I will be re-reading it myself later on.

[Azeki Kyng · Rating 4 out of 5]

"Teach Me How To Die", by Joseph Rauch, felt like a journey to read. At first—Especially around the 2nd chapter of the first part—I felt in shock & taken-back by the somewhat triggering or violent content being described; it forced me to take a break from the book, and revisit it at a lighter time/point...and I'm glad I did !

What I initially read as jarring and/or grotesquely brutal might turn out to be, simply, a necessary illusion-being-played out in the plot or an otherwise aggressive immersion into the fantastic spiritual/afterlife world we would be thrown into for the most-part of the book. Not to mention the attention to detail & sometimes-poetic dark-humour I know this author's style for, especially; i.e. details like the obsidian doorknob to a divine door in the afterlife; the spirit-guide—Vincent's attitude—or display of emotions and any anger held; and the couple diagrams/illustrations throughout to aid in contextualizing the extraordinary world...

It also reminded me of many anime/manga/fantasy-like shows & movies that may have depicted similar scenarios, w/ religion/real-life-History serving as background inspiration to the unique, new, and ambiguous/vague world Joseph Rauch would thrust us into, as we follow the protagonist Walter Klein + his spirit guide Vincent throughout the book...in addition, I couldn't help but think about the Tales of Ebenezer Scrouge + Dante's "Inferno" w/ the manner in which the spirit guide(s) would direct or lead Walter and otherwise lost & transitioning Human souls who had yet to be "spiritually processed" before moving on or thinking about going back to any type of existence.

I especially liked how "The Right of Choice" of the fate of your afterlife was something one could debate or need in the afterlife, and the concept of "The Truth"-as a an omnipresent force/being/God-like*-individual being written about or expressed...reminded me also of "The Truth" in Full Metal Alchemist and the many concepts of matter/life—even spiritual—could not be created or destroyed...only recycled in one way or another. It was also humorous + fascinating to think that even when souls were given a "choice" as to their fate in the afterlife or ever given the option of "nothingness", it was never exactly what we as humans might expect or be exactly promised to...which makes sense, given how—nomatter the religion or lack thereof belief—most of us are sure that the concept of God or an afterlife is something so unbeknownst or otherwise too complex + grand for us to ever truly be able to comprehend or perceive, until/unless we get there...and even if/when we do or are ever able to come back to tell the tale—none of us could be sure of or might want to know yet...

I really appreciate the ways in which Joseph Rauch was able to capture these grand ideas, as well as touch on or remind us of the value of memory—even in fantasy—as well as whatever true Justice means, our darkest or most shadow-intrusive thoughts we may have, and how we may continue to process or imagine certain systems in our lives, and how we might expect or want things to be carried out, even after-life.

[Emma · Rating 4 out of 5]

Teach Me How To Die is a quick read, packed with thought-provoking questions of morality, mental illness, interpersonal relationships, and the meaning of life (or more specifically, what happens after life on this planet). Rauch places an emphasis on themes of honesty and communication in his quest to figure out life's biggest challenges.

Rauch is highly expressive and inventive, his writing is both cerebral and emotional. Throughout the book, Rauch balances his exploration of such heady themes by writing about realistic, potentially raw moments that shape the lives of his delicate, richly developed characters. A warning: there are myriad uncensored passages including, but not limited to, descriptions of interpersonal violence in this book. This may “trigger” or prompt an emotional response, especially for those who have a history of trauma.

While there may be a seemingly dark or even intrusive quality to his work, Rauch’s intentions appear like they are supposed to shed light on what it means to be a good person, a “mensch.”

Just 165 pages, this novel is still deep with introspection and full of imagination. Rauch builds the story around the main character, a man making his way through a judgmental “afterlife,” by delving into the details of every subsequent character he meets along the way. This is where Rauch best displays his talent for the written word, the depth of his creativity can be found within each person’s mini story. Each character’s history provides more context for the profound questions and reflections on life that Rauch poses, and tries to answer, in this book.

Although likely most appealing for young adults, the thought-provoking nature of the book coupled with the inner monologue of the protagonist - a man dealing with a lifetime of repressed emotions - makes this an accessible and relatable read for all generations.

[Jithendra Jithu · Rating 5 out of 5]

Title: "A Captivating Journey: 'Teach Me How to Die' by Joseph Rauch"

Rating:5/5

Review:

👉If you're seeking a book that takes you on a thought-provoking adventure through life, death, and the uncharted realms beyond, "Teach Me How to Die" by Joseph Rauch is an absolute must-read. 📖

👉This captivating novel seamlessly weaves together grit, philosophy, and just the right touch of humor, creating a narrative that's both compelling and introspective. From the very first page, I was hooked and found myself devouring half of the book in a single day. It's a genuine page-turner that keeps you enthralled.

👉One of the book's standout features is its ingenious concept of a protagonist's journey from life to the spiritual realm. This imaginative twist sets the stage for a gripping exploration of existence and mortality, inviting us to ponder the profound questions that often remain unspoken.

👉What truly sets "Teach Me How to Die" apart is its ability to make you ponder and enjoy simultaneously. The interplay between the protagonist's sarcastic demeanor and the gravity of the spirit guide adds layers of depth to the story, beautifully highlighting the contrast between human nature and the mysteries of the universe.

👉Joseph Rauch masterfully blends philosophy with a well-paced narrative that effortlessly flows from one page to the next. The characters are expertly crafted, making them relatable despite the fantastical setting.

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[Tee Corley · Rating 5 out of 5]

“Teach Me How to Die” is a captivating exploration of life, death, and the realms beyond. It’s gritty, it’s philosophical, and it sprinkles in humor at just the right moments.

The main character’s journey from life to the spiritual realm is a unique and imaginative concept that kept me hooked from the start. I read half of the book in a day - it’s a real page-turner.

The interplay between the protagonist’s sarcastic demeanor and the seriousness of the spirit guide adds a layer of depth to the story, highlighting the contrast between human nature and the mysteries of the universe.

The novel delves into profound questions about existence and mortality, exploring the meaning of life through the lens of death.

What sets “Teach Me How to Die” apart is its ability to make readers both ponder and enjoy simultaneously. The narrative flows smoothly, effortlessly blending philosophy with a gripping storyline. The pacing keeps you engaged, and the well-crafted characters are relatable despite the fantastical setting.

[Vienna Schrack · Rating 4 out of 5]

Teach Me How To Die was a thought-provoking read. The way Rauch writes the story guides your imagination on the same journey with Walter; starting out chaotic as Walter satiates his darkest urges, becoming self-reflective as he awaits his fate in the courthouse, and ending with a sense of calm in his final moments. Learning about Walter’s past and his interactions with those around him gave a better understanding of why he was the way he was. The love and absence Walter felt for his wife, Susan, was very endearing. The book gave just a taste of their relationship, however. Had their shared experiences and feelings been fully fleshed out, similar to how we experience the relationship between Walter and his mother, it would have provided more insight and perspective into Walter’s final decision. With Rauch’s storytelling, it was effortless to conceptualize otherworldly visuals while reading about Walter’s journey through the afterlife. Overall, a very unique story.

[Noah Petrillo · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book has a great premise and the plot unfolds with much care and intricacy. Influences and references abound from contemporary and classical sources. Big ‘The Inferno’ vibes as Vincent acts as a slightly more impatient and cynical Virgil. The book asks the big questions about life and death, and even gives a set of answers. Read the book to find out!

Bit of a trigger warning for rape/suicide that could perhaps have been more justified. The philosophy in the books offers more of a breakdown and amalgamation of modern religious thought than an alternative to them. As someone who sees modern lit as being very steeped in post-modernism, I was hoping for a bit more humor and lightheartedness in the inevitable absurdism present in attempting to provide answers or closure to topics as big as death and the afterlife. Overall, a fascinating and unique read.

[Anne Peachey · Rating 3 out of 5]

I received Teach Me How To Die by Joseph Rauch in a Goodreads Giveaway.
Walter Klein has Cancer and has refused Treatment.
He is a Widower and has a lifelong love of Music and plays Piano in a Jazz Band.
The Band dumps him.
Vincent dies and begins his journey through the Afterlife.
He begins to act out his deepest desires in a violent way
and then discovers they were only hallucinations.
Walter disovers this is called a Cleanse.
We follow Walter's journey with his spiritual Guide Vincent.
Vincent is abrupt, bitter and has a low opion of humans.
Rauch has discribered an alternative to the Afterlife
and will leave you questioning all that you have previously believed in.
A different type of book but well worth taking the time to read.

[Bryan O'Sullivan · Rating 3 out of 5]

Very interesting idea, I really enjoyed the story. unfortunately, the author had to go and make sure you knew he really hates Trump... I'm honestly so sick of people shoving their politics in your face, ie Stephen King. Took me right out of the story, I had to put the book down for a few days just because I didn't care to keep going cause I got the "oh god here we go" mood. Finally, I just said screw it, it's not that long and plowed to the end.


The whole story as a whole I thought was very creative.

[Diane Grosman · Rating 2 out of 5]

A good philosophy

It's good, and would of been better without the political character assassination. I personally don't care about an author's view of politics just tell me the damn story. It's closed well and I truly love the basis of it. I liked it, was expecting something a long the line of What Dreams May Come. I was pleased with the story.

[Sebastien · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a great read that really made me think about what happens when I die. So I suppose Joseph's goal was achieved! The humor in this book was right up my alley, the struggles that the main character goes through seemed familiar to me, and the writing style wasn't too stuffy. It was easy to read and relate with. Give this one a shot!

[Marlena M · Rating 3 out of 5]

Violent start and a silent solemnly peaceful end.
Not as existential as you would think.
I’m giving it 3 stars instead of 4 because there were some aspects of the book I felt I could go without and I would’ve loved some deeper explanations on the system and some inner dialogue from the truth on Walter’s wife.

[Liz Psaltis · Rating 4 out of 5]

A thoughtful and thought-provoking read that delves deeply into the topics of judgment, punishment, morality, and perception. I found the world-building of the afterlife to be really intriguing!

[Claire Feuer · Rating 5 out of 5]

What an incredible book. I enjoyed reading about Walter Klein and exploring what it means to die. I was sad to put the book down. I look forward to following Joseph Rauch. Here's to the next book!

[William Bookman III · Rating 4 out of 5]

I needed a month to process this book after I read it. This space in time was necessary to write a proper review. First, I enjoyed "Teach Me How To Die " more than "The Last Of The Mentally Ill." Why? TMHD was more philosophical and mystical while TLMI had elements of espionage and conspiracy theories. At this current stage of my life, dealing with chaos and uncertainty, I seek literature that attempts to answer questions about our existence, eternity, and the afterlife.

Joseph Rauch reimagines the mythology of the afterlife through the eyes of the main character Walter Klein, and his guide Vincent, as they journey through a maze of memories and choices. Along the way, we get swept up in the side stories of other minor personalities which act as phases of an expanding narrative. Without revealing any spoilers, some of these wandering souls reminded me of actual celebrities, politicians, and/or notorious criminals.

How do I judge the quality of a story? It's about the lessons learned, new ideas formulated, a radical shift in perspective, and images that linger in the afterthought. Mr. Rauch's writing style kept me in an unknown state, the tone switching from horror, romance, surrealism, and everything in between. Perhaps it was used to great effect to share the experience of Walter wandering around the afterlife. It felt realistic to me. One of the founding fathers of Marvel Comics, Stan Lee, said that to be a great writer, you must create a protagonist that the audience can empathize with. Having dealt with depression and heartbreak, I relate to Walter Klein's choices in so many ways. I couldn't find many problems with the story itself just wish Joseph Rauch elaborated more on the hierarchy and the infrastructure created by The Truth, who is the grand architect of the afterlife.

I highly recommended this book to those who are questioning the meaning of life, maybe even dealing with a recent death. There is hope. Love still reigns supreme. Life is still precious.