(Zero spoiler review) 1.5/5
Alright Buzzkill, get on the list. What list is that you ask? The shitty, overrated books list. The shitty, overhyped writers list, and about a dozen other shitty lists I can't be bothered thinking about. This is the fourth Donny Cates story I've read. They've all been overrated and underwhelming, although this is possibly the worst. Again, we have an outstanding premise, and again we have monumentally average execution. I wanna keep this as brief as possible, because I really don't wanna think about this book any more than I have already, but the tone of this book is completely wrong. With a story like this, you either needed to go dark, or light and funny. Cates does neither, and tries to go for a happy medium somewhere in the middle. It does not work. The pacing of the book is all wrong. This could have been a longer running series, but instead, we get four volumes (probably for the best) where the plot points are hastily dispatched, with little set up or character development before a cheesy, tropey twist final page. The characters. The characters are one dimensional cardboard cut outs. At no point did I care about any of them. Not even a teensy, weensy bit. They were bad, and the writer should feel bad for writing them so terribly. Finally, the art. The art is the best thing about this book, and is more than competent. Numerous panels gave off a strong Sean Murphy, Tokyo Ghost vibe, if not quite reaching those heights. But again, the art, although good, was not what the book needed. It was all over the place in tone, just like the story, so maybe it actually suited it after all. Though with a story this bad, very few artists could drag me into such a shoddily created world. If this review comes across as a hastily assembled, barely coherent diatribe, you're probably right. I can barely bother my ass to string together a sentence about this book. Maybe the bad writing is contagious. Bad, bad, bad. 1.5/5
OmniBen.