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Unknown Binding
Published September 21, 2017

“I just need you to show me the ropes. Give me some dating pointers. The how-to guide to wooing the hoo hoo.”
“…you don’t just decide to eat pussy, Giselle.”
“I’m assuming it’s like beer…an acquired taste.”
“…because you don’t realize you’re gay, Gizzy. You like dick. Lots of it. What you don’t like are the assholes attached to the pole. But you very much like penis.”
“I can’t deal anymore. I’ll learn to love snatch. Plus, there’s always strap-ons.”


“Giselle, you don’t just decide to become a lesbian. You either are, or you aren’t, and based on the fact you’ve been sucking stick instead of going down to Taco Town since puberty, it’s unlikely you just missed the signs.”
You like dick. Lots of it. What you don’t like are the assholes attached to the pole. But you very much like penis .”
“Po-tay-toe, po-tot-toe. The fact is they come as a package. And without a muzzle, I can’t deal anymore. I’ll learn to love snatch. Plus, there’s always strap-ons .”
The creases, the folds, the nub, the color changes in the skin, the way it glistened—all I could see was a cold-cut combo.
“Did you just say something about deli meat while staring at my vagina?"
“…someone else who’d had sausage but had gone kosher and now sought seafood.”

