One word springs to mind with this book...............BELLEND!
This book annoyed the shit out of me!!
So here it is.................
"Oh gosh, I've never run before, not properly, erm I'm just the lowly daughter of two Olympian athletes, hmmm where should I run, erm I know, across New Zealand. I'll just pack random items two days before I go........................ People said I could do with a GPS system, wow golly, I didn't know I'd need that or how to get hold of one even because golly I'm just a dizzy fun lovin blonde who just hash tag loves life!!! I love getting naked in front of strangers in the middle of nowhere, flirting with randoms who wow, golly gosh by jove why would they like little old me with my withering blister encrusted feet and fucked up hips and back from running, I'm just a regular girl from tea drinking Britain".
Oh just eff off McNuff, enough!
I'm all about women conquering, going the distance, proving their mettle. But McNuff is just a bellend I'm sorry. No planning, no thought, no regard for potential problems. That's just bellend territory. And she literally ran through some of the most beautiful scenery in the Southern hemisphere yet it gets a sentence mention before it's all "BACK TO ME NOW, golly gosh I just love life me, and oh gosh my back really hurts from running with a backpack on"!
Nope, I cannot be doing with airhead, look aren't I pretty but really gritty and lovely because I'm doing this for charity and I'm just mad, me type goons!
Just no. Eugh!