Bite Me: A Practical Guide for the Modern Vampire

by Aislinn O'Cuinn, Susan Quinland

“Enthralling and entertaining!” “…smartly written book that delves into the fantasy and lure of Vampirism from a practical standpoint.” “…I stayed up late last night to finish it!” “…the writing is exquisite…” (Amazon reviews, average 5 stars) So, you want to be a Vampire? We all know that Vampires kill every single night, burst into flame in the sun, do not cast reflections, and are repelled by garlic or religious artifacts… But. what if I told you that what you think you know is not – quite – true? BITE ME is a must read Guide that will provide the truth about being a Vampire in the 21st Century, including co-existing with humanity and other Netherbeings. You will learn what to expect during the Turn and during your first few centuries, your strengths and limitations, various diet choices, access to Vampire Services and Communities, and a host of tips about how to blend in and make the most of your Afterlife. Written by celebrated scientist and 700-year-old Vampire, Aislinn O'Cuinn (as told to Susan Quinland under a Mid Thrall), BITE ME will guide you through the myriad myths and legends and provide a glimpse into the true Vampire Netherworld.

144 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 1, 2017

Reviews

[Sunnie · Rating 4 out of 5]

A fun, campy romp

3.70 rating. A decidedly different slant on a vampire story. Some new items, and many familiar ones as well. How fitting to finish it in time for Halloween! That being said, new authors or those self-publishing, please have your material proofread and learn to use spellcheck programs as you go along. It is annoying to find so many simple grammatical and/or spelling errors, and it detracts from the body of work as a whole.

[Robert Martinez · Rating 4 out of 5]

Good read

It was an easy and good nook to read. Loved the Vampire mythology of it all. For a Vampire enthuses I recommend this book.