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379 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 26, 2017
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The rather unimaginatively named Barry, an average guy with absolutely no special abilities, skill or training, wants to become a Mage. Since Mages are born, not made, this poses a particularly difficult problem for Barry. He thinks he has found a solution - compete in a Mage tournament whose ultimate prize is the rather unimaginatively named "Magium", a substance fabled to hold untold power, and which just may get Barry the magical powers he does not have.
[Note: This book is an adaptation of a Choose Your Own Adventure book, and I imagine, has suffered greatly in the translation of it from one genre to the other.]
Now, if Barry strikes you as no more that yet another desperate Harry Potter fan who spent too many years waiting for their Hogwarts letter, I wouldn't be quick to blame you. Unfortunately for the reader, the story doesn't get much better from here.
Everything about this book is dismal and immature. It reminds of Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle -- in a bad way. Eragon and its sequels were childishly gleeful in their world-building, but at least there was depth and consistency to it. Magium on the other hand has taken every fantasy prompt and keyword to exist and run with all of them.
It begins with a Hunger Games-esque scenario. The Mage Tournament has begun, but the objectives of the tournament have not been announced. Those awaiting these objectives with bated breath will be sorely disappointed, as at the end of the book, the objectives have still not been announced. Forgetting about plotlines and wandering vaguely away is a characteristic of this book, and the objectives are not the only aspect of the story that suffer in this fashion.
Since they have nothing better to do, the mages have decided to while time away by thinning the competition. Barry walks into one such battle, and recognizes that the mage currently having his ass handed to him is Daren, the Legendary Savior of the Eastern Continent." Having no skills, Barry hides among the trees. However, the winner of the fight senses his aura, sees that he has no magical ability, and... promptly assumes him to be a superior kind of mage called a stillwater. Because normal humans wouldn't be dumb enough to enter the tournament. (They say this, but then the gang meets plenty of ordinary humans out to murder mages later in the book. See my point about wandering storylines above.) The winner of the fight is then afraid of Barry, even though he hasn't even seen him, and even though he just defeated the "Legendary Savior of the Eastern Continent". So he... runs away.
The book is filled with just super convenient plot devices. It's like the author asked himself what would make things easiest for Barry, and then wrote them into the story.
In what I'm sure is hardly unfortunate coincidence, this book also contains some hard to mask sexist overtones, starting with the idea that women can't be born mages for no apparent reason. This doesn't mean that the book lacks in female magic users, it just means all those women (4 have already appeared in significant roles by the end of the book) are constantly mistaken for banshees and continuously attacked by all the "real" male mages.
And that neatly leads to the above mentioned lack of consistency. The book starts with the premise that women can't be mages. It then immediately introduces a beautiful female mage named Kate. Daren concludes that she should be Purified so that the banshee possessing her may be cast out. She denies being a banshee, and Barry believes her. He senses that her aura is different from that of a banshee. Now, Darren is a wildly experienced and famous mage, whose "white" magic is practically best suited for purification of a banshee. (Book's words, not mine.) His title is "Legendary savior of the Eastern Continent." Get that? A whole continent. And yet he has never met a banshee, and therefore cannot differentiate between the aura of a female mage and a banshee.
This leads to Daren being suspicious of Kate and threatening to kill her for the rest of the book, even as they all continue together on their quest.
A little further along, we meet Rose, another beautiful woman. Rose is later revealed to be a Time Weaver -- still not a mage though, so this doesn't break the rule that women can't be born mages. By this point, I was throwing my hands up in confusion, and berating myself for reading unknown fantasy books from the internet. (Thanks, Kindle Unlimited).
The book also features talking animals, goblins, ogres, giants, dwarves, necromancers, healers, nobles, slaves, and common people. All these factions are introduced and made to interact with each other in the most boring ways. There is no finesse to the writing, it's incredibly cheesy and naive, and did I already say boring?
You kind of get the sense of reading through someone's first outline for a book. A rough draft that would have benefited from developmental writing, and maybe an exhortation for the author to stop self-inserting at every turn. Yes, this book without doubt belongs to the Mary-Sue genre of writing (or should I say Barry-Chris?). It attempts to imitate the towering might of fantasy writing without understanding the concepts of either fantasy or writing.
And while all the books problems don't begin and end with 'Barry', he does make up a majority of them. He portrays himself as absolutely nothing special and proceeds to get by through sheer luck and taking credit for other peoples' work. Nor does his lack of magical ability prevent him from using magic. He owns something called a "stat device" - introduced as a "fortune teller's trinket", which literally powers up his stats. (This book makes a lot more sense if you try to think of it as a trite video game). Interestingly, the stat device has only those stats which are most convenient to any given part of the plot. (Ancient Languages two pages before they run into talking animals, anyone?)
In all the continents on this misbegotten world, Barry is apparently the only person who has figured out that the stat device may be useful if a lot of mages are gathered together, emitting "magical energy" that the device can absorb, and in turn, pass on to him. However, he is also referred to as a "Stat Device User", which is apparently an accepted form of magic user (still not a mage though).
At this point in the book, it really doesn't matter who is a mage and who isn't, and yet its central premise is still about it. Speaking of the central premise, there is barely any progress made towards this -- the merry band of misfits just move from one dangerous situation to another, carried haplessly along on the waves of chance, and inevitably winning by sheer luck.
The treatment of its female characters sort of seals this book for me. It isn't that they are treated badly as much as it is about the Other-ing of women as unknowable, enigmatic entities who all have to play the role of love interest to the Barry of the book. They are all beautiful because how else can they exist in these dual roles. Numerous characters also devote considerable time to nudge-nudge-wink-winking Barry about his allegedly deep relationships with these women. This is also the only way in which we find out that his relationships with these women has any depth at all - there's nothing in the writing to imply it. The author simply does not know how to write, and the book comes off as incredibly inorganic, and something you would typically expect to find (and skip past) on Wattpad.