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Funny Insults: 180 Great Burns, Insults & Roasts!
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one. What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back? You look like a before picture. You look like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. You'll never be short of a funny insult or a good comeback with this fantastic book packed with fantastic burns and roasts!
12 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 27, 2017
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March 19, 2024
Funny … sometimes, burn fails, insult misses & roast regrets - it’s 2024 mate.
There were a few crackers in here. Wonderful retorts and comebacks, but.. BUT it let itself down terribly and two stars with the misogynist fat jokes. Can’t abide fat jokes. Can’t abide fat jokes 99% directed at women. Low and cruel.
If people are rude to your face, say stupid things with utter conviction during a discussion, shout and swear at you…. Fair enough. Use these comebacks. But fat jokes are just plain mean. Ugly is as ugly does, they are borderline. I would NEVER comment on someone’s outward appearance - that’s just an easy, cheap shot. Real wit comes from clever thought and careful contrivance. Poking fun at someone’s physical size? Dead on delivery. Would you laugh at someone who was over skinny? Very very short? Tall? Nope. Not for me and not funny.
There were a few crackers in here. Wonderful retorts and comebacks, but.. BUT it let itself down terribly and two stars with the misogynist fat jokes. Can’t abide fat jokes. Can’t abide fat jokes 99% directed at women. Low and cruel.
If people are rude to your face, say stupid things with utter conviction during a discussion, shout and swear at you…. Fair enough. Use these comebacks. But fat jokes are just plain mean. Ugly is as ugly does, they are borderline. I would NEVER comment on someone’s outward appearance - that’s just an easy, cheap shot. Real wit comes from clever thought and careful contrivance. Poking fun at someone’s physical size? Dead on delivery. Would you laugh at someone who was over skinny? Very very short? Tall? Nope. Not for me and not funny.
April 9, 2024
Topics range from looks, weight, stupidity, hair, ass, girlfriends, dicks…
Several that aren’t just unoriginal, but also are frequently used as colloquialisms.
Most are much more insulting than amusing/hilarious/funny.
Chins/fatness
Dumbness
Gay jokes
Strippers
Mom jokes
Looks—lots on appearance
Losers
Gross breath
The cactus and evolution jokes are actually repeated; at least five jokes are repeated throughout.
Fortunately, these are not PC. So that is welcome.
Feels rather low-effort. None actually made me laugh out loud. 😔 😔
Several that aren’t just unoriginal, but also are frequently used as colloquialisms.
Most are much more insulting than amusing/hilarious/funny.
Chins/fatness
Dumbness
Gay jokes
Strippers
Mom jokes
Looks—lots on appearance
Losers
Gross breath
The cactus and evolution jokes are actually repeated; at least five jokes are repeated throughout.
Fortunately, these are not PC. So that is welcome.
Feels rather low-effort. None actually made me laugh out loud. 😔 😔
April 17, 2022
short, not so sweet but Incredibly funny
I feel inspired to confidently contact people I can’t stand now, especially ex boy/girlfriends and fake friends—Thanks authors!! Amazing literature.
I feel inspired to confidently contact people I can’t stand now, especially ex boy/girlfriends and fake friends—Thanks authors!! Amazing literature.
June 21, 2023
A good synopsis of what is available on the net
A few repeats. A bunch of new ones that has never come up on the inet.
Would've given a fifth star if there were some devoted to appropriate in the workplace. Not all have to be nuclear weapons grade you know.
A few repeats. A bunch of new ones that has never come up on the inet.
Would've given a fifth star if there were some devoted to appropriate in the workplace. Not all have to be nuclear weapons grade you know.
August 2, 2017
Ride but funny
It is exactly as described. If you like ride humor or just need some more rude comebacks, then read this book.😏
It is exactly as described. If you like ride humor or just need some more rude comebacks, then read this book.😏
January 11, 2024
A fun collection
A short collection of funny jabs. This is a quick funny read with a lot of different topics. An enjoyable read.
A short collection of funny jabs. This is a quick funny read with a lot of different topics. An enjoyable read.
July 30, 2024
Some jokes are repeated
December 14, 2024
isn’t bad
It seared and some of the insults are rude. Still a good book. Some of the insults are perfect but not for in Primary so wait till High-school to read this book
It seared and some of the insults are rude. Still a good book. Some of the insults are perfect but not for in Primary so wait till High-school to read this book
April 26, 2025
Good laugh
Easy to read and some pretty funny insults. I read a few out of to my husband and we laughed together.
Easy to read and some pretty funny insults. I read a few out of to my husband and we laughed together.
August 23, 2017
A few good ones! lol!
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