Welcome to Maplewood insane asylum. My name is Andrew, pleased to meet you. Now, I used to be a lowly patient here, but things are different these days. The doctors failed to provide adequate treatment, so I have taken control of everyone's therapy regimens. The doctors that aren't dead are now under my control. Let's see if my experimental new techniques can help these troubled teens graduate with clean bills of health. I'm going to have my hands full, there are some real freaks in here! I will cure these kids or kill them trying. But, alas, this is not some super-serious book you are considering purchasing! We are going to have lots of fun in here. Come, I cordially invite you to... FREAK OUT!