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Kent Montana #4
The Mark of the Moderately Vicious Vampire
A PAIN IN THE NECK
He turns into a bat. Drinks the blood of the living. And never pays income taxes. He's the Vampire Lamar, and since he's come to New England, the body count's been rising every time he rises.
But even eternal nightlife can take on a chill without companionship. The unholy fiend-in-need seeks a down-to-earth, flesh-and-blood girl who's his…er type for a very long-term relationship.
But where there are vampires, there are vampire hunters. Unfortunately their stakeout for an eccentric "nobleman" sends them chasing a mortal target named…
KENT MONTANA
He's the descendant of Scottish nobility, or so he claims. He's an out-of-work actor. He never gets a good script…but his life is more exciting than any science fiction movie. In fact, his list is a science fiction movie.
(previously published as written by Lionel Fenn)
He turns into a bat. Drinks the blood of the living. And never pays income taxes. He's the Vampire Lamar, and since he's come to New England, the body count's been rising every time he rises.
But even eternal nightlife can take on a chill without companionship. The unholy fiend-in-need seeks a down-to-earth, flesh-and-blood girl who's his…er type for a very long-term relationship.
But where there are vampires, there are vampire hunters. Unfortunately their stakeout for an eccentric "nobleman" sends them chasing a mortal target named…
KENT MONTANA
He's the descendant of Scottish nobility, or so he claims. He's an out-of-work actor. He never gets a good script…but his life is more exciting than any science fiction movie. In fact, his list is a science fiction movie.
(previously published as written by Lionel Fenn)
204 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 1, 1992
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July 21, 2020
Why are people turning up with only one hole in their neck? Why can't a vampire get a dentist when he needs one? Why does the party always split up? If if a vampire is always in the cellar, maybe you should look up stairs because they know you look for them in the cellar, or will they be in the cellar because they know that you will think that they're not in the cellar because they're always in the cellar?
And how do you burn down a stone building? Why can't the Vampire killer find his crib notes?
Read for the wonderful misbegotten collection of crazy villagers, the priest, and the Vampire Killer. Or deprive yourself of a wonderful distraction.
And how do you burn down a stone building? Why can't the Vampire killer find his crib notes?
Read for the wonderful misbegotten collection of crazy villagers, the priest, and the Vampire Killer. Or deprive yourself of a wonderful distraction.
December 27, 2023
Really couldn't get into this one. A zany comedy where I was frequently left wondering where I was supposed to be laughing.
April 28, 2024
Just finished this. Silly. Funny. (Doesn't take itself seriously).
March 28, 2022
A screwball comedy version of Dracula. I don't know that I'd read this book again, but it was a fun quick read that was a crazy comedy. I would be interested in reading more of the Kent Montana adventures.
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