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252 pages, Paperback
First published September 1, 2017
A lyric, sick-humoured and immoral morass of a novel told through reportage from the least-illuminated corners of the human condition, Warewolff! is a lexicon-in-pieces. Amalgamating nuclear warfare, Paris Vogue, and ‘lavish deformities’, it merges bold experimentation with a literary sensibility and a pitch black, plague-bearing playfulness.and elsewhere:
Fragmented, darkly humourous and genuinely evil in its scope, Warewolff! is a psychopathic, poetic dive into the furthest reaches of the human consciousness, and to the darkest facets of experience circa now.I haven't given the book a rating simply because this is sufficiently far from my normal reading fare that I don't have a benchmark against which to assess it, but it certainly lives up to, or perhaps down to, its billing and succeeds on its own terms.
War, genocide, the fashion industry, deformity, disease, pornography, the diets of celebrities, the bodies of the starving, and the capitalist ideal of desire come together to suggest a mode of being that's both sickening and seductive and wholly inescapable.
“I chose these transcriptions from a much wider archive of materials, including but not restricted to the following sources: audio recordings, official documents, chatrooms, blogs, interviews, found footage, notebooks, emails, journal entries and website comments. I chose only the excerpts in which it seemed to be speaking through them, those instances in which a jolting incongruity of voice was most clearly present. Out of nowhere there’d be a marked shift in tone and style, and the more I read the more of these interludes I found and the more I began to hear one thing’s voice
How was it that something inherently peculiar as human life, a phenomenon that it seemed to me demanded anxiety and misery as a necessary constant, came ever to be regarded as ordinary, as something not to be endured but relished.
I pathologize sunlight from a vantage point located inside thoughts of eyeballs other than mine ….. And why nobody ever speaks of sharks with loose bowels is not a hole I’ll bother to fill. Into the carcasses of dogs I cram candy for those who’ve never seen a piñata. Their eventual dementia will be a crisis not of what’s taken but what remains. And of what remains, my groin is a landlocked island of yellowing hors d’oeuvres. Before they died my family developed the clotted legs of bees. And odd pneumonia pollinated them. My wife one morning sneezed a lung across her cereal. The post mortems were conducted by a slew of insects each with a Christian name. And the contumacy of my teenage children went unmentioned at the funeral, which was well attended by people I didn’t know, who’d all botched their own gender reassignments before changing their minds ….
I’m not proud of it, but I do feel improved now that everyone else feels worse. A hollow validation you might think, but it helps to know where I was when the rest of you were enjoying yourselves