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226 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 13, 2017
I think this is either one of the (unintentionally) funniest or most tragic books I read in 2018. The book is about a "professional" image coach who is anything but professional. The whole book is about her trying not so hard to not have sex with the entire band. She does EVERYTHING and anything to insure that they do in fact have sex and make out. A lot.
He's trying so hard not to look at my tits, it's adorable. His innocent expression contrasts with his hot, ripped body.
As an image coach to the stars I was surprised by how much she acts more like a groupie than a professional. She can't even have a conversation with the band without mentioning how sexy they all are. Like that isn't enough, she keeps thinking about how her past self wouldn't believe she would get the opportunity to make out with the entire band. A title and profession like professional-star-fucker would have been more like it, and probably provided a more believable and bearable plot line.
"Brandon will fit in on stage, too," I say. "He's as sexy as the rest of you."
Just because I do have issues with not knowing how things end, I will be reading the sequel too. However, I don't have any expectations to it - except that I'll be rolling my eyes a lot.