One Frustrated Man's Apocalypse Story Every dream might now come true. My apocalyptic princess is out there, a former cheerleader who used to dance on the sideline for one of our fine Texas football teams, a fair-haired beauty with all the right assets invested in all the right places, and about my age. I know, hard to believe. But she lives on the south side of Houston, forty miles on the other side of infestation central. Can I get there? Alive? I don't know, but I'm going to try.
Just trying to imagine presenting the highlights of ME sets off alarm bells in my head. Why would anybody want to know anything about me? What about me is remarkable enough to tell?
When I think about these questions, I recall lying on my bed back in high school, headphones muffed over my ears, heavy metal blasting through my head. As with most teens, music’s power seduced me, and as I listened, I found myself admiring the albums' cover art (yeah, I’m old enough that I used to by LP’s) and I found myself reading about the singers and guitar players and drummers in the liner notes. Why? Because those musicians had created something that was deeply personal, passionate, and wonderfully emotional, and they’d shared it with the world. They’d shared it with me.
It made me want to know them through more than just their music. So, I read.
Through the years, I found myself reading about writers I’d enjoyed, historical figures I’d admired, politicians who weren’t dipshits, and business leaders who’d built great companies. Again, why? Who the hell knows? We’re all just people. I think we find each other interesting. We like to feel connected.
And that was my answer, at least as to the WHY.
On the WHAT I can say about me, for those who feel moved by my work: I’ll give it a quick go.
I was born an Air Force brat and lived in a dozen states before I graduated high school. I’ve worked my way through a wide variety of jobs, left most on a whim, owned businesses, lived through times when I had more money than I knew what to do with, and worried my way through times when I wondered how I’d pay the rent.
Life has been boring at times, and it’s been plenty exciting, too. So far.
I’ve traveled to India, stood atop the tallest mountains around, swam with sharks, smarted-off to cops, and been arrested. I’ve tried beer and weed, but never made a thing of either one. I’ve been brushed too close by death a few times. Thankfully, doctors, EMT’s, and nurses were kind enough to put all the pieces together again. I've ridden my bike so deep into the mountains it felt like I was alone on the edge of heaven, and I've watched the red sun sinking on an evening so clear it looked like it was falling off the edge of the world.
I’ve always had a hard time being where I am, wherever that is. My daydreams forever call from just over the horizon.
I’ve been asked by a dozen bosses where I see myself in five years, and I've lied every time, always telling them what they wanted to hear. Because the only thing I knew for sure, was that I wanted to be anywhere but there.
I finished it, but only because it was an audiobook, especially since it was a FREE audiobook that I got from Audible, which I sometimes pad my reading challenge with between books I actively research and seek out. I would have thrown it across the room in the very first chapters if it were a book. Hell, I would have rage-quit this audiobook, too, if I wasn’t busy doing household chores all day and needed to take up brain bandwidth with white noise.
Read this if you enjoy gen-x ex-wife hating, unnuanced American politics, and tax tirades. Read this if you like 50-year-old guys whining incessantly about their dicks and lack of foresight in not including pornography in their bunkers. Read this if you want or ARE Douglas Coupland (probably).
The zombies are very Last of Us-esque, and so is the relationship with a teenage girl halfway through. That development improved the story, but the perv loser blue-collar protagonist’s bitching never lets up.
Maybe if you are yourself, also an underachieving Texan Hvac tradesman who wouldn’t put books in your apocalypse bunker, you may enjoy this. I, for one, get aggravated with people who revel in their ineptitude and boorishness. I know it’s the character, but Christ almighty, what we don’t need is Texan plebs writing any chapters in humanity’s story, post OR pre-apocalypse. Additionally, if you are not American, like me, we have very little patience with Americans whining about their country. And very little patience for how tunnel-visioned Americans can be, only seeing their small corner of the earth as universal to everyone else.
ALL THAT SAID. It IS the character, and the character is precisely who he purports to be. He’s like that one uncle (I guess he’s in his 50s, so for me, cousin?) who is constantly railing about how the news is lying and the other political party he doesn’t support is ruining the country. And that’s the point. He talks about how that’s who he is and how he was. But do we need 7 hours of that one relative getting his soapbox? Shiiiit.
It was a fun read, but not all that substantial. Something about it was more enjoyable than the second book, maybe because it had more rants and asides from Dusty's voice. Certainly the first bit of it seemed more like it *could* be a diary. But then it just went to regular narrative form (completely rejecting the "diary" narrative device) for much of the second half of the book. That just annoys me, even though by now I expected it. Also, it's just not as interesting to read typical generic narrative style contrasted with reading Dusty's tone-of-voice and perspective on things. The ending in particular was abrupt, but oh well.
Overall I'd say it's an alright narrative for an apocalyptic scenario that's not too frightening and a little bit interesting. The bits in Dusty's tone-of-voice are particularly enjoyable, but after the first book you're just not going to get all that much of it. So in the end it was more-or-less a generic zombie apocalypse series that wasn't that fulfilling, though it was enjoyable enough while it lasted.
After reading the first two installments, I pre-ordered the third not sure of what would become of the series. Since finishing it I'm disappointed that the development of the characters hasn't gotten further. Perhaps I'm a needy reader and am expecting too much out of a short story that wasn't supposed to go past the 1st book. The author has himself mentioned that it was for his own enjoyment that the first diary was written, but if you are going to go past the hobby writing phase, be serious about it. I like the author and his style, but I'm going to pass on his short stories that are metered out in teaspoons.
Dusty is off on a Snipe Hunt. His Snipe Hunt is Aunt Millie, a Playboy Bunny and former Cheerleader. Only problem is she is all the way on the other side of town, about 25 miles and that can be a dangerous hike.
With his new friend Amelia leading the way, they slowly make their way across town trying their best to avoid Shroomheads as best as possible.
Is Auntie Millie still alive? Has she turned? Can they make it to her in the first place?
This book is well written with only a few minor typos. The story has minimal action in it but still keeps you interested and reading up till the last page.
I really like this world that the author has created and can’t wait till Dusty’s Diary 4.
I blazed through this book in a night. It is short, in the same style as the other two, but I say that to say this. I read through this entire story in one sitting. I was slightly excited to get this story after the last one, I was concerned with where the story was going. I was very glad to see where it went by the time I got into it a good ways. I thoroughly enjoyed this one and where the story is headed now, and the twist towards the end was very nice, very entertaining.
Since the full series was already written, I thought I would read the books back to back. Maybe that was a bad idea. It was a nice change that Dusty finally had someone else to talk to so it was not another endless monologue. The constant complaining was starting to annoy me. I also liked the change of situation and the adventure. But the ending was awful and made everything that came before a waste of time. Hopefully I will enjoy the final book.
I really liked these diaries - the storyline is simple and refreshingly free from the prepper-porn that makes so much US post-apocalyptic fiction turgid. Dusty is just a late middle-aged everyman trying to survive in a world where people have turned "shroomy". It's amusing, diverting, and enjoyable.
The third instalment picks up where book 2 left off. Dusty reflects on his Christmas dinner and wonders what the following days may bring. He comes up with a plan to plant a protected garden and goes on a long journey across the city. An intriguing story that needs to be read. Now waiting for book 4.
Not as strong as the previous book, but still a good read nonetheless. Looking forward to reading more of Dusty's journey! At this point, it reads less like a "diary" than the earlier installments, but, so far, I'm ok with the story evolving form the way it has.
The third entry in the series was the most disappointing for me. The story didn’t really go anywhere, the characters didn’t develop since the second instalment and the off-topic Dusty rants, which had been toned down in part 2, were ratchet up a couple of notches. One or two would have been fine but it felt half the book was an old man rant which bored me. I won’t be investing in part 4.
I have never laughed so hard when reading a book before. My favorite line was "Lyndon Johnson can still push out a bill". If you don't have a clue then you read the series. Can't wait to see what else lies in store for the future.
I am beginning to really like this series. The books are a little short, and I have to wait for them to come out. That is my only real complaint. I think these books are funny, and hopeful. I love mushrooms as well....
I was almost sad when I realized I was already at the end of the book, what happens next? Do they go back to the bunker? Do they take over the stadium? Do they try for a boat?
YESS!!! First, I have to say that I'm so happy to get more from Dusty. His story is fantastic. Second, that ending was everything I needed!!! I love where all this is going, and I'm so excited for the next part of this adventure!!
I enjoyed the 3rd in the series it was funny, sad, and disturbing all at the same time. Dusty is learning every day how to live in a world turned upside down with people that turned into mushroom humanoids.
A fun short read for those that don't mind a little crudeness
I enjoy post apocalyptic stories and especially enjoyed this one set in my home town of Houston. Sad to say, this guy sort of sounds like I might in his situation, lol.
I am so glad I took the chance to read these Dusty Diaries. There's a lot of profound truth in the many snide comments he makes. I look forward to the next installment in this series.
The diaries have pointed me in the direction of the Slow Burn series, a different writing style to what I am usually reading, but it still makes me want to turn the next page. Good to have something a little different now and then.
Read this one on Kindle Unlimited. Continued diary peeking . Bobby always does solid writing, but this one is a little more along the line of a visit with crazy Uncle Joe. You know the one,wink wink. A guilty pleasure book. Keep up the good work.
2.5 Unfortunately, the first 2/3 of this book were just way too preachy and political with a ridiculous amount of dialogue about women and masturbating. It did end very strong, and I really like Amelia's characterhowever, overall, I did not really enjoy this one.
Another well executed story with unexpected humor. I love this authors writing style and be looking forward to the next book in the series! Awesome job Bobby!
I like the whole idea and the story but there are a lot of pages we could get rid of and nobody would miss them. Let's see how it works out on the next book
A interesting following of the first two. Somewhat lacking in depth. Actually boring compared to the first two. Looking forward to the next one. I will continue.