Ever read a book where you love the words but not what they all add up to? That was this book for me. It’s like cool song lyrics set to horrible banjos and screeching violins that go on and on and on.
MEET MMC
Intense.
He’s like a teacup chihuahua inside a pit bull.
I wasn’t certain I’d get this guy. Dude is full body tat of skeleton, and that’s not very Thor-like for me…
I’d rather look like a monster than see my father reflected in the mirror in front of me.
The claw game. Well, some will likely find that creepy. Me? I was like damn, Stalker dude, you so fine… you so fine… you blow my mind. Hey, Stalker! He makes stalker seem normal.
I turned from the image and started the water in my elaborate shower and felt the bruises that would be lost in the designs on my skin start to develop. No one would ever be able to tell if I was hurting again. And that was the way I liked it.
Seriously, his reasoning for the tats is what opened me up. We get so caught up in the cover of shit that it’s easier to assume than question. People heal and deal differently, and body modification was his deal and heal.
If I found out a dude was doing this to her, I would kill him.
So far as stalker goes…. This is more sweet , errr a lot of sweet, verses creepy. Just be prepared. He’s all in head over heels.
Is he dark? He’s an assassin who loves kids and allows his male BFF to call him baby and sweetness. Uhm, interesting… but this isn’t what I call dark.
The further we go, the less alpha’ish sexy he gets. To me, this is actually cheesy AF.
He started with a bang and ended with a thud.
FMC
She’s almost too perfect in that Malibu Barbie kinda way. Where are her personality flaws? Brave. Recycler. Tipper. Kind. Understanding. She verges on whimsical … like a Disney princess with a naughty streak.
I get following intuition and being caught up in the soulmate thing, but she just follows the plot here too easily. Again, as I read her reactions, it feels like a Disney character skipping and whistling to the birds.
Her entire character feels like it was written around the story verses the story written around her character.
Her big love gesture at the end… eh, I just didn’t get it. Does she want to be his twin or his lover?
Her personality did too much of a flip in the one-year separation.
PLOT
One Word: Atrocious.
It’s boring.
It’s not believable.
WRITING
The characters were basically like placemat names for the story, and the story sucked ass. The redeeming quality here is the author’s writing voice. It’s unique…
I had a sharp tongue and a liberal vagina.
It’s like the Eminem of books. Hard, fast, and not giving two shits about shit.
If Nix came, we would match. I wondered if coincidence and fate had made a bargain.
Simple. Yet… clever.
But I was piecing this puzzle together. He had a horrible childhood. He was secretive. He was loaded, and he wasn’t Batman.
😏
She giggled and I could have punched Godzilla in the dick—it made me feel so manly.
^^ One of the best MMC book lines I’ve read.
Animal took the driver’s side and I let him. I was too keyed up to drive sensibly. And that was how you drove a purple Hummer away from the scene of a crime.
Dry humor 😻
BUT…
It also sucks..
“Baby, look at me.” Animal snapped near my cheek. I looked up at him. “You’re a fucking legend. You’re not scared of anything or anyone. Come on. Nut up, Bones.”
🤢 ^^^ Now, that’s is two heterosexual dudes talking to each other. Animal calls him baby a lot, and he also calls him “sweetness” sometimes. Did I miss something here? I mean heterosexual men don’t really call each other sweetness” and “baby” as terms of bromance. It’s f’ing weird.
There is zero fluidity to this story. Every move is a jerk, but it lands you right back in same spot, leaving nothing but whiplash in its wake. Anticlimactic. It’s long and tedious as it circles around the same ideas over and over. The final jerk is so hard left of center that it comes off fake as fuck for a HEA.
TRANSITIONS
Scene transitions were as rough as the plot itself.
The timeline of real from imagined -and- past and present were both horrible. The past and imaginations were all mixed into now/real scenes without anything setting it apart. Very hard to follow! At times, I had to read shit four, five times to figure out if the MMC was here, there, or everywhere and whether it was real or imagined.
PLOT FAILS
🥇🥇🥇🥇 And the award for biggest plot fail goes to the MMC’s dad 🥇🥇🥇🥇
15 years this man had to find his son and/or the FMC <—- both of which stayed in the same childhood town. Why was he after the FMC 15 YEARS LATER? As a little girl, she mouthed off to this grown as murderous and abusive man in a store. So what! It does not get more melodramatic, SAF, and nonsensical than this shit.
^ The mob inclusion even further muddled it because it was impossible given the other information we already knew.
^ Then, there’s the cop that’s supposed to be the father of the MMC’s sister. Where the hell did he go? If he’s a good guy that helped the MMC, why didn’t he help his own child and baby mama? Stupid.
“You mad that I found your little girlfriend so damn quick? I’m always a step ahead of you. Your old man found her right quick. You think you’re smarter than me?”
Quick? I digress… it took him over 15 YEARS LOL
📴The bad guy is hiding in a single-use bathroom in a restaurant as he waits for the FMC. See the problem there? Other mofos use that bathroom. How’d he know she was even going to need to go to the bathroom? Etc etc. SAF.
📴What kinda idiot can’t tell tat ink from makeup up close and personal with it? The FMC couldn’t lol. SAF.
📴 Bricks through the window? WTF is this 1920? SAF.
📴 “This was the last thing she needed right now. I wish the cops had caught the guy. I have to let them know about the back blow and the fact he drinks whiskey.”
^^^ Her mystery attacker smelled like whiskey… well, don’t we all. Hell, that narrows shit down, Nancy Drew. SAF.
📴 Sister was five last he saw her. She’s 17 now. <<< That’s 12 years of watching her, and he never thinks to meet her or interact with her. Whatever~
📴 Same with FMC. The MMC watches her for 15 years without interacting until now. Did he follow her to college? She’s not a virgin… so, ah, was he watching when she was dating?
📴 Whitewash the stalking via the app. How lame. So, the couple of hours she plays that game was suffice to ensure she was safe from his daddy… what about the other 22 hours in the day? I hate plot points that are whitewashed with bullshit excuses.
📴Too many coincidences like the same hookers also having his sister’s phone.
📴 Uhm, assassins are supposed to blend… not have full body ink that makes everyone stare and take note of them.
📴 From gunshot to the chest and morphine to kicking ass in the blink of a scene.
📴 Mom is just forgiven - more whitewashing. Cancer used as a prop for an excuse. Left me feeling eeky.
📴 No epilogue to show if the mob leaves them be, continues as assassin… nothing.
📴 Every f’ing chapter here includes the FMC’s BFF until the one-year separation. So, her BFF is suddenly just silent about her quitting her job, getting all tatted up, MMC leaving, etc?
📴 How’d the FMC support herself. Broke mofos don’t quit their job to become an apprentice, and mofos don’t just become tattoo artists within two months.
Bottom Line
Swiss cheese ain’t got as many holes. Author has a way with words, but she needs to find a plot and characters to carry a story. Inserting cool lines here and there amongst a pile of shit doesn’t negate the stench of shit being shit.