Okay just hang on one quick second we’re going to talk about the actual, you know, contents of this book but first: are you seeing this cover. My god.
I was killing several hours in a Barnes & Noble (not because I was waiting for something or anything, but because one of my favorite activities is “residing in a bookstore for long enough that I am forced to wonder whether I should update my listed address in several databases/paperworks”) when, like an oasis, or a dusty pink angel, this book appeared. I read the inside of the dust jacket, said “yeah ok maybe” (by which I mean I saw “contemporary that involves text messages” and did everything short of performing an original song entitled “Hell Yes, This Is A Very Good Thing”), and wrote the title down in my notes app.
Then I binge read the hell out of it.
THE WEEK BEFORE FINALS WEEK.
This book is, like, made up of my weaknesses. Everything I love. My fatal flaws. It is ideal and adorable and I love it. These perfect elements include:
ONE: It has a beautiful cover. Just look at it. (And by “look at it,” I mean pull a me and gaze at it lovingly for several minutes.)
TWO: It’s a contemporary. This is not necessarily something I like, but boy is it something I read a lot of.
THREE: Neverending darkness. Do not let the pink-and-gold color scheme and the calligraphy fool you: this is the darkest contemporary I have read in a long time. The characters are veeeerrrrryyyyy bitter and judgmental and hateful. This is 100% suffering and black sweaters and edginess. But in a good way. (If you’re me.)
FOUR: Full background characters. Most contemporaries manage to have exactly one (1) best friend character, because authors are like, Realistic worldbuilding and characters with real, populated lives = too haaaaaaard, presumably. But even the background characters of this book who aren’t mentioned very much feel like real people! Pretty rad.
FIVE: There are text messages in this!!! I love unique formatting in any incarnation, but man, I really love books with text messages in them. I don’t know what it is! Even when it seems like every writer either writes texting a) like it’s being written by a character using a pink Motorola Razr in a TV show from 2004 (“OMG u r a totl btch i h8 u”) or b) like it’s a formal letter from a founding father (“Dearest Abigail, Hast thou finished the math homework”) - even in those situations, I love it. But these texts were actually realistic AND fun??
Which brings me to the next section of this review: things it turns out I like but I didn’t even know I liked, because since when are they even an option?
ONE: Really pop culture-y dialogue/thinking, but not in a cringey way. In the past when contemporaries have mentioned anything internet-related, part of my soul has shriveled up in a perma-cringe and died. But in this book, there was a lot of pop culture sh*t, and it...worked? Which brings me to my next point.
TWO: The coolest author on the FACE OF THE EARTH. Seriously. Google Mary H.K. Choi. You will come out with a crush and an appreciation for Desus & Mero. (SHE WAS ON DESUS & MERO. What.)
THREE: Fantastic main characters? The guy main character, Sam, is objectively hot. Which I don’t think I have everrr said about a character in book, because kill me first that’s embarrassing, but I’m not sorry this time. It is too true. (Insert that god-awful John Green quote about not denying oneself the pleasure of telling the truth, or whatever.) The girl main character, Penny, is adorable. It’s all great.
FOUR: Also great character names? I mention this in my barely-a-pre-review below, but whoa. Very cool names. Penny. Sam (probably my favorite name - I have a complex). Jude. Mallory. Celeste. Great stuff.
Tragically, however, this is not a perfect book. Which makes sense, if you think about it, because so much of it feels like Mary H.K. Choi scooped out my brain and fashioned it into a tidy little package with aesthetically pleasing wrapping (have I mentioned enough how gorgeous this cover is?) and the contents of my brain are far from perfect, my dear boy.
There are some things I didn’t super-love about this book. The relationships felt unbalanced. The timeline was confusing or perhaps off. Penny’s mom felt flat (which is insane because literally no one in the entire book was anything less than the fullest, realest bundle of joy sadness and suffering you’ve ever encountered). Sometimes the judginess was overwhelming. There were lines that could be read generously, or could be offensive. (I chose generously, because I am overwhelmingly kind and sweet as everyone knows, and definitely not because I’m in a perpetual beggars-can’t-be-choosers situation with the entire contemporary genre.)
But what I get the sense is the major issue with this book is something I didn’t see as a problem at all: the flawed characters.
Sam and Penny are not easy to like. They’re prickly and judgy and pretentious. They’re mean to their moms and don’t reciprocate the care of their friends and treat people, in the depths of their internal monologues, as just background figures in their lives.
I understand the compulsion to just throw the whole thing away. To say, These characters are clearly unlikable and thus this book is toxic/problematic/just generally unpleasant and we should toss the whole thing into boiling lava, or a trash can if boiling lava proves too hard to find. I do get that. It’s easier to do.
Really, like the characters that populate it, Emergency Contact is a flawed book. It is prickly and difficult to reckon with and imperfect.
But I think that’s what makes people worth liking, and knowing - and the same goes for making books worth reading.
Bottom line: We love discovering new auto-buy authors through diverse fun beautiful bitter contemporaries!!
Note: Just to clarify, I am 100% not trying to say that anyone is wrong for not liking this book. I know that unlikable/flawed characters are outside of some people’s reading preferences, and by all means, if that’s you, steer clear of this book and feel justified in that. I am simply saying that those are not my preferences, and I f*cking love this book. Also if you DNFed it, you may have missed a facet of Penny’s backstory that I think explains a lot.
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pre-review
hey just so everyone knows: i reread this book and it still f*cking rules
also i promise and swear that i have a full review of this written + ready to go i just...haven't posted it yet. for reasons unknown
4.5 stars instead of 4!!!
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half-review
this author is so cool that this book is extremely cool by default, and i think also i am incrementally cooler for having read it. like it's so cool that i a) felt not cool enough, at several points, to be reading it and b) am significantly more cool for doing so.
SO. COOL.
this book was not perfect, but also it's good enough to get a straight-to-best-contemporaries-shelf-do-not-pass-go-do-not-collect-$200 card, and also now the author is on my auto buy authors shelf. after just one book! i'm like, blushing, writing this. i have a crush on Mary H.K. Choi and i have a crush on Emergency Contact and on penny and sam and on naming characters so well (penny! sam! jude! mallory! celeste! lorraine! andy! okay scratch that last one kinda).
okay i have to cut down on the stream-of-consciousness vibe, at least slightly, so i can tell you guys why this book is so rad.
wait i didn't think i was going to write a full review of this book but clearly i'm going to?? okay. be back with one later i guess
review to come (this is the me-est thing ever what is happening)