Fashionably Flawed

Hot Damned #9

by Robyn Peterman

You think your job is tedious? Try being the Harbinger of Evil for a day.
I dare you…

What’s the Devil to do when his fire no longer burns away his sins and Fate is screwing with his… well, fate? Easy—lie, cheat, steal and dictate my questionably accurate autobiography slash romance novel to my unwilling and outstandingly rude Vampyre niece.

Welcome to my Hell.

A mysterious darkness is gunning for me and this time it might prevail, but I have little time to worry about that. Instead of seeking it out, I shall simply go about business as usual. If it’s fated, it will find me.

My list is long. Traveling to Earth to promote my bestselling romance novel at an alarming book convention where I must protect my privates from the rabid lady readers is enough to frighten even the Devil. Not to mention, I have to avoid my insane mother like the plague and catch the smart-mouthed, gorgeous soul seller on Earth—who may or may not be someone I’d like to keep.

So today is a day like any other. Punishments must be doled out and chaos must be encouraged. A vacation would be lovely, but there is no rest for the weary… or the evil. Luckily I know how to have an outstanding time doing outrageously bad things. Thank Hades, I’m a handsome bastard.

There is no fated happily ever after for the Prince of Darkness, no matter what ridiculous ending my niece slaps onto my autobiography.

Or is there?

Fate is a bitch, but she usually gets it right.

Genres: Paranormal, Romance, Paranormal Romance, Fantasy, Audiobook, Humor, Vampires

254 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 18, 2017

About the author

Robyn writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include shoes (the expensive kind), Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses.
A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J.’s is acceptable. You can follow Robyn at http://www.robynpeterman.com and at Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Robyn-P....

Reviews

[Maraya21 (The Reading Dragon) · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5 Stars

Warning: The Squee level has reached critical mass. Destruction imminent.




I have been waiting for this book for fucking ever. And I am not disappointed.

This was me throughout the book:




IT WAS FUCKING GREAT! I just adore that sinister immortal! ♥







Pre-Review or whatever it's called



*squee at deafening levels*



*squee level: over 9000*

[Susan · Rating 5 out of 5]

The wait is over! Satan has his own book! Yay!!! And it did not disappoint. He's sexy, sarcastic, and steals office supplies! What more can you ask for? Non stop laughs from start to finish with Satan, Astrid, and Tiara (my new fave who totally needs her own book)!

[Marie Brown (Marie's Tempting Reads) · Rating 5 out of 5]

Marie's Tempting Reads ARC Review:

A fun, mysterious, outrageous story featuring Satan and is fantastic self! This book had plenty of hysterically LAUGH OUT LOUD moments and pure shake-your-head-I-can't-believe-that-happened moments that was truly entertaining and of course, it has an ending that leaves you knowing there will be MORE from Satan!

These Hot Damned stories are addicting...like dark chocolate and mint cookies addicting! And I have been anticipating Satan's story for several books now and I can't be more happy with how his book turned out! He was outrageous and full of surprises and wonderfully bad yet had a almost...soft side you don't expect. He had me smiling and laughing and I just kind of crushed on him! And his story is SO epic! Robyn Peterman you are AWESOME!

Fashionably Flawed gets a ELECTRIFYING FIVE SHOOTING STARS! Its so crazy and wild and fun, you won't want to miss it!

[Dawn · Rating 5 out of 5]

Once again I am not disappointed. I have never read a book by Robyn Peterman that I have not loved, and this was no exception. I lean towards books that will shed a little light in my life and bring a smile to my face. Ok so these bring more than a smile, most of the time I just laugh.
I love the interaction between Astrid and her uncle Satan. They know when to push a little and when to let it go. Their sense of family may be a little stranger than some but they are usually a pretty fun group.
I don't want to give away anything, and Robyn does a much better job with her blurb to tell you what the story is about. My honest opinion is to get a copy of this book and you will have a great time reading it. You can't go wrong with any of Robyn's books. Pick them up and enjoy.

[Skye Burch · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is nuts in the most brilliant way possible. The Hot Damned series is the one I anxiously wait months to devour the next book and each one is perfection. I didn't know how much I was going to like Satan's POV, but I shouldn't have worried. Robyn is a darn genius who can make any character loveable, even if he is a liar and a cheat. Is it March yet??

[Laura LJ · Rating 5 out of 5]

✨✨✨✨✨

This book is most focused on Lucifer the devil himself. A great story the devil really is a softie. I laughed out loud several times in this book. Definitely anxious to see what the next book will focus on.

[Lisa Norvell · Rating 5 out of 5]

This

Series is so much fun. I am so sorry to have to wait til March 2018 before I get my next fix.

[Terri ♥ (aka Mrs. Christian Grey) · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book didn’t work for me. The narrator was good. Considering this book didn’t end with a HEA but a somewhat cliffy, what was the point of the insta love? The couple had met once spent less than an hour together before they professed their love. It was ridiculous as there was no world building to explain it. The twist was predictable and not finishing the story meant the author could have taken the time to develop the relationship. Let’s not talk about all of the world building plot holes. This is a 2.5 for me. I’ll round up because I finished. The laughs on me because I bought and spent precious time listening to this hot mess. Now onto an author who know how to write paranormal though it’s UF. Oh P.S. the recycled plot. The whole drunk Delores on the job felt like Dixie’s story and her mom. Just saying.

[Michelle · Rating 5 out of 5]

This has to be the funniest book in The Hot Damned Series. Maybe it's because I listened to the audio or that Astrid calls Satan, Uncle Fucker, either way I lmao throughout the entire book. Speaking of audio, I do recommend not listening to this on audio at your place of employment. I should know better, but of course I did it anyway. This is a super fun series that is totally unhinged and if you like to laugh and are not easily offended this is the series for you. In fact any series by Robyn is awesome because she is a Queen!!

[Cheryl · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just when you think that the expected ending will happen you get an ending with a twist! An excellent book with action, mystery, romance, and humor. Read and enjoy because I know there will be a to be continued story! Satan is from an unusual family with lots of friends who love him and he doesn't expect a happy ending which is what we expect with romance books. Read and learn about Elle and her story and you will be hooked.
Robyn Peterman writes such excellent books and I throughly enjoyed this book!

[Candace · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 Candi Kisses & OMGoodness and Evil, in the same room.

As always Robyn brings us into her wacky and wonderful world and the adventure is a hoot. The Devil is one handsome SOB and his Siren is a perfect match for him.

Evil and deceitful to the core, Elle has not had the best millennia ever, but if "Blade Inferno" has any say in the matter she will definitely have a better millennia this time around.

Add that to seeing all of the old gang, although I missed Samuel, a lot.

I am hoping to see Blade at the Coastal Magic Convention and get a signed book **swoon**....Thank you for another awesome, beautifully written adventure since the last book in this series.

[Wanda · Rating 5 out of 5]

I have been waiting for Satan to get his own book since Fashionably Dead Down Under.
He is hot and oh so smexy!
WTG on making this one of the funnies books yet in the Hot Damn Series.
With Astrid, her half sisters Tiara and lets not forget Fate's help, Satan hopefully will find his HEA.
I could not stop laughing my way through the Romance Conference.
This is a total must read for 2017.....Who am I kidding, this is a must read ALWAYS!!!

[Angie Bartley · Rating 5 out of 5]

Too funny for words. Finally getting a whole book about Satan was worth the wait. Elle is the perfect match for him and I can't wait to see what happens next between them. With appearances by Mother Nature, Astrid, Tara, and Dixie to name a few, this book will have you howling with laughter. Do not read this anywhere or anytime you need to be quiet.

[Julie scott · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fashionably Flawed: Book Nine, The Hot Damned Series

This was great Awsome wish the next one was coming out sooner then next year but I will try to be patient.......Love The Hot Damned Series.....wooohoo

[Michelle Mays · Rating 5 out of 5]

Satan..

Just when you thought you couldn't love this series and characters more, Robyn drops a cliffhanger in your lap. Only she can make you feel pitty for a fallen angel. March can't come soon enough.

[Crystal P · Rating 5 out of 5]

OMG, I dove into this book, as always, having zero idea of the character POV. I may have squealed like a little girl and in absolute joy when I found out it was from Satan’s POV. I am not entirely sure what is wrong with me, but I love Satan a tad bit much! This book did not disappoint. It just didn’t. I was a little sad when it was over but I am sure there’ll be plenty more moments involving the stapler-steeling devil-f***ing Harbinger of Evil himself!

[Jessica Miller · Rating 5 out of 5]

Love this series

I was wondering when he would get his own story. This book was so great. I laughed, cried a little, but laughed way more. Can't wait for the next book.

[brenda williams · Rating 5 out of 5]

She did it again!

Profane, fun and fabulous, absolutely. I love how Ms. Peterman catches me off guard, you just can't see it coming. Even if you listen to the words.

[Debbie · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another great addition to the Hot Damned series! Fashionably Flawed is Satan’s story and had many laugh out loud moments. The interaction between Astrid and her sister Tiara and Uncle Satan has you shaking your head and wonder how the heck Robyn comes up with this. But she never disappoints! No disappointment here just that I have to wait till March 2018 to see Satan get his happily ever after?

[Elisa · Rating 5 out of 5]

It’s truly amazing how a writer can get funnier with each book, just when you think a book can’t get better it does...lol

Robyn Peterman is a master of epic proportions at wielding the might pen to put magical words, profane words, hilarious words all together and come up with the most amazing stories.

Lucifer, the Devil, or Uncle Fucker as Astrid refers to him is totally superb in Fashionably Flaw he shines higher than the highest bone fire lol

Elle is a gorgeous Siren in every way and she is also the perfect match for Satan but seriously is there a HEA for Satan ????

Awesome story, brilliant characters and mindblowingly funny words on every page.

[Cathy Fatula · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy hell. Satan is smoking hot. Another fanfreakingtastic book by that famous (or is it infamous) author Robyn Peterman. Loved the self promotion in the romance reader convention had me laughing my ass off. I guarantee if there is ever a convention here in San Diego and Robyn is there I will move heaven & hell to get there. Another fine job 2018 is too far away for another book.

[Kelly Young · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is a laugh-out-loud, irreverent and unique book which takes the entire series up a notch, something I thought wasn't possible.
Robyn Peterman is an excellent writer who doesn't disappoint. We get to see all of our favourite characters, albeit some briefly, and get to see Lucifer meet his match.
The book is a non-stop thrill ride that you won't want to put down.

[Ercilda · Rating 5 out of 5]

I. Want. More!! I think the next part of this series needs to be out sooner rather than later. I loved it. The ending had me all up in my feels and it may or may not have made my eyes leak.

[Patricia · Rating 5 out of 5]

       This is one fun mysterious laugh out loud story . What would you do if you were the evil one Satan writing your autobiography and trying to figure out the darkness that is coming after you . Well you end up going to earth to find a soul seller and fight off all the crazy ladies at the biggest book convention in Las Vegas . Just another day for the devil , you think but wrong . He is in for the battle of his life and trying to figure out the little soul seller that he may or may not want to keep . 
     The gang is back in this installment everyone from Astrid to Ethan and the seven deadly sins even make an appearance to help out dear old dad . Satan is one suave but a little arrogant character that you honestly can't help but fall in love with him . He is deliciously evil but also has a sweet side that we see in this book . He is all about fighting the darkness that is following him until he finally figures it out .  Elle is a smart mouthed sexy as sin soul seller . But there is so much more to her then meets the eye, she is a siren and is being hunted by the trolls and there is someone else after her as well . She is a strong kick ass character that is a little snarky and filled with a whole lot of sass . She is the perfect match for Satan in all ways . They make a great couple 
    This is a laugh out loud , mystery and romance and a whole lot of fun to read . The author has such a great way of writing . That gets you sucked in and before you know it you are done the book .  I have never laughed so hard as the description of the women at the book convention . That was so hilarious , she had Satan on the run.  These books are a nice light funny read that will make you laugh , I actually snorted a couple of times I was laughing so hard . The scene with Mother Nature and fate in the beauty salon . Smack down wrestling match to trying on lipstick . yeah ladies use your imagination we all know how crazy Mother Nature is .  This book doesn't have a happily ever after yet  I can't wait to see Satan get his happily ever after . So if you want a laugh out loud read check out the HOT DAMNED SERIES 

[Nancy Wege · Rating 5 out of 5]

Our merry band of crazies is back and ready for action! Satan has decided to write his autobiography. Well, he has Astrid write, while he recounts his exploits in graphic and deplorable detail, and steals Ethan’s office supplies. He just needs the happy ending, and he’s ready to rock the romance world! Well, except for all of those hookers (aka readers) who mob him at a book signing. And what is this disturbance he can feel coming? A visit to Fate doesn’t give him the answers he wants, or at least not in a direct way.

Mother Nature is still pole dancing and believing she has some form of talent in the kitchen. Fate is being troublesome and has something up her sleeve. Satan is about to meet his match, and his questionable heart is at risk. I laughed out loud while reading, thus scaring my family. The author cameo “appearances” are hysterical, and a great nod to some of my favorites!

I’m so used to Astrid being the primary voice in this series (with the exception of Dixie in book 3), so it took me a bit to get into it being inside Lucifer’s head (it wasn’t nearly as dark and spooky in there as I thought it would be). I wish there was an HEA, but hopefully that will come in the next book. However, I can see it starting, and am rooting for Uncle ****er to find as much happiness (and dare I say love) as he can handle! I’d classify this as a STFGTC (Stay Tuned For Good Things Coming). Definitely “part one” of Lucifer’s story!

[Vicki · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was a dark and stormy night...and Satan decided he MUST publish his "autobiography". So he enlisted his horrified niece Astrid to write it. While his family is terrified by this new development, Satan is determined that his book will be more famous than his brother Gods. But things are starting to change in the world, there's a shift in the wind, and the Harbinger of Evil can feel darkness coming for him.

On a mission to hunt down an evil-doer guilty of selling souls, Satan comes across Elle, and life will never be the same for him again. She's insulting, rude, disrespectful...the perfect woman for him, and the Prince of Darkness begins to suspect he might even have...The Feels. All the while, they must decipher the cryptic words from Fate, and signs are pointing to more nefarious happenings than even Satan realizes.

Can Satan and Elle retrieve her soul, can the first demon find a happily ever after?

Fashionably Flawed is filled with the humor that we've come to know, expect and love from Robyn Peterman. The motley crew of immortals in Satan's family kept me laughing throughout the book, while the reader got a glimpse into his softer side (Shhhh, don't tell him we know). The book is epically funny, romantic...and leaves us begging for more.

[Laura · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is a great book; this is the ninth book in the Hot Damned Series written by Robyn Peterman. This book has it all romance, humor and mystery. Once I started reading this book I didn’t want to put it down until the end. The Devil is writing a true romance novel about his life and gets his editor to pay him enough to be the highest paid romance author. He has also been told by Fate that there is a darkness that is coming for him. His nieces offer to help him find the soul seller and happens to find her at the biggest book convention for romance authors. When he meets the soul seller he knows she is a perfect match for him, she is sassy, beautiful, and a great liar. This is a great book with a wonderful story and well developed characters. This book will keep you reading long into the night. If you are looking for a great book, then you need to read this book. I am looking forward to reading the next book by this great author.

[Sylvia · Rating 5 out of 5]

I thought i had read my favorite book from Robyn Peterman, but I was wrong. This book, Satan's story... What can I say...it is my favorite, more so than any other.
Satan is in search of a woman who is selling souls, he needs to shut her down...because after all...he is Satan, and souls are his business. While he is in search for her, he is marketing the book he wrote, with the help of his niece Astrid. At one point during his search, he is at an event to promote his book.... I laughed so hard as to how Ms Peterman describe the people there, but you know...she was spot on in some regards, and I loved it... All the way down to moving Astrids favorite "frozen" authors.
One expects a HEA with this book, and Satan did get it...in a rather Satan way. I SO look forward to the next installment of this series. A very fun, fast paced read!

[Leah Hines · Rating 5 out of 5]

It's Satan, and he's hotter than hot! This highly anticipated book in the Hot Damned series was well worth the wait. No one else but this author could make readers root for the bad guy! This is deservedly one of the longest books in the series. Full of hilarity, a little mystery, and action of all kinds, this one will have you reading straight through. With an event at the Romance Readers convention as an all time highlight moment, (love the shout outs to amazing authors!) Satan is at his best worst self! Not going to lie, there is a cliff hanger ending that makes you want to lie to your family that the winter fun has passed so March will hurry up and you can get book 10 in your hot little hands. I received an ARC of this book. This is my honest review.

[Patti · Rating 5 out of 5]

Each book surpasses the previous even though it just doesn’t seem possible. Reaching a new benchmark, Fashionably Flawed truly made Blaze Inferno the king of all book boyfriends. The ultimate for all female romance fans....that desire that twisted kick. And Blaze is the definition of all things dark and badass. A better penned mate for him was not possible. This genius author breathed life into these characters with the fires of the Underworld, lighting them, as well as our stalker is obsession of them, for eternity. Like all other fans, I have to pretend I don’t know the next book is in the works, because the waiting for the next one truly feels like one of the levels of Hell. This is entertainment gold. Buy it. Read it. Spread the word. Simple.