My fav quotes (not a review):
-Page 46 | "”Mummy, why did you marry daddy?” ”Ah!” replies the mother. ”So you are wondering too!”"
-Page 49 |"”I asked them how they would react if there was a mass extermination of all Jews and all barbers.” ”Barbers? Why barbers?” asked the boss. ”See, even you, boss!”"
-Page 59 |"”At least you should fulfill the legal. If you cannot rise up to the moral, then please fulfill the legal.”"
-Page 74 |"He stopped and thought for a while, then said, ”Will you do this for me? Put even more flowers and swirls around the cake, and perhaps you could compose a longer message for the top – something like ’Congratulations! Lots of Love.’ Would you do all that?” The confectioner agreed and made all the modifications. A little time later the philosopher returned, scrutinized the cake and exclaimed, ”Oh! Oh, yes! Now it is beautiful!” ”Can I wrap it for you, sir?” asked the confectioner, relieved. ”Oh no, thank you, that’s not needed. I’ll eat it here.”"
-Page 82 |"you reward him. That is exploiting his greed. you punish him. What are you doing? You are exploiting his fear."
-Page 103 "”Dad,” said the girl, ”you always trusted me so I want to tell you that during this last semester I lost my virginitude. ” ”Nooo!” says the father desperately. ”I can’t believe it. After all the sacrifices that I made to put you in the best school in the country, you can’t even tell me this news in proper English?”"
-Page 115 "Just think of a kiss with a woman which is eternal... Just think about it. Eternal! Now there is no way to escape. What is wrong with a kiss? A kiss has to be momentary, only then is it beautiful."
-Page 120 "Never bow to authority. but always tip your hat."
-Page 239 "”The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.” The machine translated the sentence into Russian, which read: ”The whiskey is agreeable but the meat has gone bad.”"
-Page 344 "Love is saying yes to life."