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In the offbeat style of Wes Anderson, a hilariously charming novel about a heartbroken man trying to redeem himself by championing forgotten books.
Fleeing heartbreak, an unnamed author goes to an unnamed city to give a series of lectures at an unnamed university about forgotten books…only to find himself involved in a mystery when it turns out the professor who invited him is no where to be found, and no one seems quite sure why he’s there.
256 pages, Paperback
First published April 10, 2018
For many of us, books are our childhood friends and formative experiences. It was an early encounter with a book which, I suspect, had led me to where I found myself right at that moment.
The problem is, I cannot remember which book.
As a just-literate child, I had once come across a book in our local library that possessed me. I remember little to nothing of its plot, none if its characters and scarcely any of its words, let alone its title or author, yet that book has haunted me ever since. I remember it as filled with smoke and fire, shadow and flame. I remember its utter mystery and infinite possibility. I was lost, captivated.
The book, of course, had to be returned to the library, and each week I went back there, hoping to borrow it again. I never did. I picked out book after book after book and scoured their pages and pictures and jackets, trying to find a turn of phrase or an illustration I recognized, something which brought the story back to me, but even though I sometimes came close, I never found it again.
I have been looking for that book ever since.
Why do we pretend to have read books we haven’t?
There is surely no shame. A million new books appear every year and we cannot possibly have enough time to have read them all. And there are so many competing demands, after all: I need time to stare out of the window, idly look at newspapers and smoke cigarettes. Do we so desperately need to stay modish, to have a voice in the cultural conversation? Entire other books have been written telling us how to pretend to have read those we have not. I do not hold with these. I do not lack confidence: I am proud to say I have not read certain things. The unread, after all, still contains its infinite promise.
And yet, and yet, and yet: the words escaped me.
Oh mouth mouth mouth.
Oh drink drink drink.
Oh books. Books books books. There are too many of you. I love you but you overwhelm me. I just need some space sometimes, that’s all.
All of us have that guilty pile: the ones we genuinely want to, the ones we think we ought to, the ones we’ve tried and promised to return to. It grows ever bigger: books proliferate, multiply, swarm, breed each other, parthenogenerate like those strange plants or rare insects which reproduce without sex. Or perhaps books do have sex? Quietly, when we aren’t looking, making no fuss and leaving little mess but spawning rapidly.
come to my blog!it may well be nonsense, but the question is worth asking: how far do books contribute to actually causing events in the physical world–be they good or bad? we like to tell ourselves that great literature builds empathy, provides insight into other worlds, ennobles the spirit and so on and so on–but if it can do that, then surely it also has the power to do the opposite.situated somewhere near constellations borges and calvino (and the event horizon of bolaño's nazi literature in the americas), c.d. rose's who's who when everyone is someone else is the playful tale of an author tasked with delivering lectures on forgotten, neglected, and overlooked books of the past. referencing his own previous work of fiction, the biographical dictionary of literary failure, rose's new novel unfurls within a mysterious town, peppered with enigmatic figures benign and otherwise. who's who when everyone is someone else is part mystery, part literary novel, and part love letter and testament to the enduring power of books and reading. rose deftly creates (imaginary) novels which form the basis of his main character's lecture series, leading one to hope (however against hope) that such books were actually real. references, allusions, and in-the-know nods abound, though even the most learned, earnest reader will undoubtedly miss many (for example, mention of grady tripp's the arsonist's girl is undoubtedly a hat tip to michael chabon's wonder boys, where the professorial protagonist writes a bestselling novel called the arsonist's daughter).
it has taken its toll, i think, all this grubbing in old libraries and bookshops, the damp basements of neglect, all this talking to the aged, the defeated, the deluded and those still with hope yet to be cheated... i had believed i was doing holy work, finding lost manuscripts, resurrecting reputations, at least attempting to witness, to remember, but i had been called a snark, had been accused of laughing at other people's failures while simultaneously failing to create anything of my own. i had tried to find meaning where perhaps there was none. i had stared a little too long into this abyss, i fear.