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Offbeat Crimes #6
All the World's an Undead Stage
Old actors never die shouldn't be literally true.
Carrington Loveless III, skim-blood vampire and senior officer of Philly's paranormal police department, has long suspected that someone's targeting his squad. The increasingly bizarre and dangerous entities invading their city can't be a coincidence. So when a walking corpse spouting Oscar Wilde attacks one of his officers, Carrington's determined to uncover the evil mind behind it all.
As a rare books librarian, Erasmus Graham thought he understood some of the stranger things in life. Sharing a life with Carrington's shown him he didn't know the half of it. They've survived attack books and deadly dust bunnies together and got through mostly unscathed.
Now his world and his vampire's appear ready to collide again. Books are missing from the rare books' collection—old tomes of magic containing dangerous summonings and necromancy. He's certain whoever's been stalking the Seventy-Seventh is composing their end game.
It's going to take a consolidated effort from paranormal police, librarians, and some not-quite-authorized civilians to head off the impending catastrophe.
Carrington Loveless III, skim-blood vampire and senior officer of Philly's paranormal police department, has long suspected that someone's targeting his squad. The increasingly bizarre and dangerous entities invading their city can't be a coincidence. So when a walking corpse spouting Oscar Wilde attacks one of his officers, Carrington's determined to uncover the evil mind behind it all.
As a rare books librarian, Erasmus Graham thought he understood some of the stranger things in life. Sharing a life with Carrington's shown him he didn't know the half of it. They've survived attack books and deadly dust bunnies together and got through mostly unscathed.
Now his world and his vampire's appear ready to collide again. Books are missing from the rare books' collection—old tomes of magic containing dangerous summonings and necromancy. He's certain whoever's been stalking the Seventy-Seventh is composing their end game.
It's going to take a consolidated effort from paranormal police, librarians, and some not-quite-authorized civilians to head off the impending catastrophe.
200 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 2, 2018
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Angel Martinez
93 books677 followersAngel Martinez currently lives part time in the hectic sprawl of northern Delaware and full time inside her head. She has one husband, one son, two cats, a love of all things beautiful and a terrible addiction to the consumption of both knowledge and chocolate.
Angel's alter ego writes the all-ages science fiction - Sandra Stixrude.
Angel's alter ego writes the all-ages science fiction - Sandra Stixrude.
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January 18, 2018
*3.5 stars*
I LOVE the Offbeat Crimes series by the very talented Angel Martinez, but I don't think that this one was the strongest in the series.
First of all, it's a huge pet peeve of mine when covers don't reflect the way that the character's look, and Ras is a scrawny, nerdy guy (a sexy librarian!), not that muscled dude on the cover. Gah! Details...
I found the book to be entertaining, but a lot of that was visiting with my favorite paranormal squad of quirky, queer characters. It took me nearly a week to read, which is unheard of for a book of only about 200 pages, so that lets me know that it didn't have that readable quality that makes me not want to put it down.
The baddie jumped out at me from way before Carr figured it out, which was disappointing, but at least we got answers to all of our "why" questions. I loved the way the supporting cast was so intertwined in the story. I would read an entire story of just The Jackets flirting and communicating wordlessly!
The story was fun and sexy with some small hints of kink, which I liked. I love Carr and Ras together, of course, so they were fun for me to read. Just a note for potential readers: You really have to read this series in order, so don't try to jump in at the end!
All in all, I hope this isn't really the end of these characters and this series because it's near and dear to my heart. I recommend all paranormal lovers to give this one a go.
*Copy provided in exchange for an honest review*
I LOVE the Offbeat Crimes series by the very talented Angel Martinez, but I don't think that this one was the strongest in the series.
First of all, it's a huge pet peeve of mine when covers don't reflect the way that the character's look, and Ras is a scrawny, nerdy guy (a sexy librarian!), not that muscled dude on the cover. Gah! Details...
I found the book to be entertaining, but a lot of that was visiting with my favorite paranormal squad of quirky, queer characters. It took me nearly a week to read, which is unheard of for a book of only about 200 pages, so that lets me know that it didn't have that readable quality that makes me not want to put it down.
The baddie jumped out at me from way before Carr figured it out, which was disappointing, but at least we got answers to all of our "why" questions. I loved the way the supporting cast was so intertwined in the story. I would read an entire story of just The Jackets flirting and communicating wordlessly!
The story was fun and sexy with some small hints of kink, which I liked. I love Carr and Ras together, of course, so they were fun for me to read. Just a note for potential readers: You really have to read this series in order, so don't try to jump in at the end!
All in all, I hope this isn't really the end of these characters and this series because it's near and dear to my heart. I recommend all paranormal lovers to give this one a go.
*Copy provided in exchange for an honest review*
January 5, 2018
3.5 stars
Had to agree with my friend, Irene, who thought that this final book of the Offbeat Crimes universe to be rather anticlimactic. I figured out the villain the moment that Audacity (the kitten) did.
The whole book was boggled with Carr's insecure feeling towards Ras (he couldn't say he loved Ras yet) or his dislike towards Captain Valbuena or the precinct learning about magic.
When the villain revealed everything, it wasn't as epic as I expected.
I gave props for Audacity (which was an EXCELLENT cadet!) and Jeff, because he was an asexual character who truly 100% didn't want to have sex (yes, people, he's an asexual virgin)
Had to agree with my friend, Irene, who thought that this final book of the Offbeat Crimes universe to be rather anticlimactic. I figured out the villain the moment that Audacity (the kitten) did.
The whole book was boggled with Carr's insecure feeling towards Ras (he couldn't say he loved Ras yet) or his dislike towards Captain Valbuena or the precinct learning about magic.
When the villain revealed everything, it wasn't as epic as I expected.
I gave props for Audacity (which was an EXCELLENT cadet!) and Jeff, because he was an asexual character who truly 100% didn't want to have sex (yes, people, he's an asexual virgin)
January 5, 2018
Great series
4 ⭐️
Another enjoyable addition to this series. I love the characters in this series they are so unique, yes they are werewolf, vampire etc. but the authors take on this was really well done.
I like Carrington and enjoyed seeing things from his point of view. While I picked the baddie it didn’t take away from the story for me. If this is the last one, I’m happy with the resolution but I wouldn’t mind seeing more of these characters
4 ⭐️
Another enjoyable addition to this series. I love the characters in this series they are so unique, yes they are werewolf, vampire etc. but the authors take on this was really well done.
I like Carrington and enjoyed seeing things from his point of view. While I picked the baddie it didn’t take away from the story for me. If this is the last one, I’m happy with the resolution but I wouldn’t mind seeing more of these characters
January 26, 2018
Sometimes a reader connects with a series and waits with great longing for the next book to be released. Sometimes a reader enjoys a series so very much that when that next installment hits their kindle, they drop everything else to settle down and begin another adventure. Sometimes when a reader knows a series may very well be ending, they savor the final novel and think to themselves, now I must reread this entire collection from the beginning again. And sometimes a series is just so marvelous, so delightful, that when that reader tries to review it, she is at a loss to come up with enough superlatives to truly encapsulate just how much she has enjoyed the journey. I am such a reader, and the Offbeat Crimes series by Angel Martinez is my addiction. And sadly, I must review the final novel in this fantastic series.
All the World’s an Undead Stage is the sixth and final chapter in the Offbeat Crimes series. These books have introduced us to such whimsical creatures as a leather jacket; a tiny creature that lives inside a paper nest which careens about the precinct and even sports a tiny tie and hat; and a plethora of others that include vampires, wolves and not-quite-human humans. Their powers are unpredictable and underdeveloped; their hearts are huge and their courage is endless. The officers in the Philadelphia Paranormal Precinct are truly unique, clever, funny and sweet, and I will honestly miss their antics.
In this latest, and possibly last, installment, the story focuses on Carrington, a vampire who can only drink skim blood and who is in love with a librarian. He is the officer in charge when the city is beset by reanimated zombie actors who spout all manner of lines from plays and novels, and attack at will. They are particularly interested in one of Carr’s officers, Jeff, who will end up playing a rather nasty role in the end of the world as the officers know it—unless they can stop the mastermind behind the zombie hordes. The entire team must come together to battle the evil that threatens their world, and Carrington will even have to risk his own love, Erasmus, in the end.
I cannot begin to explain to you why I love this series, but can only affirm that I do. The writing is always fresh—for the paranormal genre, it is a much-needed kick in the proverbial backside, in terms of originality. The characters are part neurotic, part genius, and part scatterbrained, but always incredibly humorous and so intelligently crafted. Each storyline has a unique approach and manages to be both a mystery and a romance all rolled into one. Author Angel Martinez let’s her imagination soar to new heights with every installment in this fabulous series, and we, her readers, reap the benefits. Are their flaws in this latest book? Oh yes, I am sure there are. Some will say that the mystery element was too easily discernible, and the fact that Carrington never saw it seemed rather far-fetched. Some might take offense at the tidy ending and wish for a bigger climactic end to the series overall. And, still others might feel that the way in which Erasmus and Carrington fell apart near the end, and almost gave fans a heart attack with their sudden inability to communicate their love to each other, was fixed just a bit too rapidly. Yes, there were a few bumps in the story here and there, but honestly, those were so quickly forgotten in light of how immensely entertaining this cast of crazy characters really were.
I am so hopeful that Angel Martinez will return to her precinct in the future and allow us to check in with these incredible officers once again. Until then, I will leave you with this thought: it is just these kinds of novels that lift the spirit, make us shake our heads in wonder, and allow us to forget the troubles of our world for just a little while. I am so grateful for authors who can do this, who, in this time when life is so unsettled and the news so very bleak, can make us laugh and forget about the world for a brief moment. That is what a great story can do. Thank you, Angel Martinez, for making us laugh and giving us such a unique place to escape to when we needed it most.
Reviewed by Sammy for The Novel Approach
All the World’s an Undead Stage is the sixth and final chapter in the Offbeat Crimes series. These books have introduced us to such whimsical creatures as a leather jacket; a tiny creature that lives inside a paper nest which careens about the precinct and even sports a tiny tie and hat; and a plethora of others that include vampires, wolves and not-quite-human humans. Their powers are unpredictable and underdeveloped; their hearts are huge and their courage is endless. The officers in the Philadelphia Paranormal Precinct are truly unique, clever, funny and sweet, and I will honestly miss their antics.
In this latest, and possibly last, installment, the story focuses on Carrington, a vampire who can only drink skim blood and who is in love with a librarian. He is the officer in charge when the city is beset by reanimated zombie actors who spout all manner of lines from plays and novels, and attack at will. They are particularly interested in one of Carr’s officers, Jeff, who will end up playing a rather nasty role in the end of the world as the officers know it—unless they can stop the mastermind behind the zombie hordes. The entire team must come together to battle the evil that threatens their world, and Carrington will even have to risk his own love, Erasmus, in the end.
I cannot begin to explain to you why I love this series, but can only affirm that I do. The writing is always fresh—for the paranormal genre, it is a much-needed kick in the proverbial backside, in terms of originality. The characters are part neurotic, part genius, and part scatterbrained, but always incredibly humorous and so intelligently crafted. Each storyline has a unique approach and manages to be both a mystery and a romance all rolled into one. Author Angel Martinez let’s her imagination soar to new heights with every installment in this fabulous series, and we, her readers, reap the benefits. Are their flaws in this latest book? Oh yes, I am sure there are. Some will say that the mystery element was too easily discernible, and the fact that Carrington never saw it seemed rather far-fetched. Some might take offense at the tidy ending and wish for a bigger climactic end to the series overall. And, still others might feel that the way in which Erasmus and Carrington fell apart near the end, and almost gave fans a heart attack with their sudden inability to communicate their love to each other, was fixed just a bit too rapidly. Yes, there were a few bumps in the story here and there, but honestly, those were so quickly forgotten in light of how immensely entertaining this cast of crazy characters really were.
I am so hopeful that Angel Martinez will return to her precinct in the future and allow us to check in with these incredible officers once again. Until then, I will leave you with this thought: it is just these kinds of novels that lift the spirit, make us shake our heads in wonder, and allow us to forget the troubles of our world for just a little while. I am so grateful for authors who can do this, who, in this time when life is so unsettled and the news so very bleak, can make us laugh and forget about the world for a brief moment. That is what a great story can do. Thank you, Angel Martinez, for making us laugh and giving us such a unique place to escape to when we needed it most.
Reviewed by Sammy for The Novel Approach
January 8, 2018
I like that the characters are moving forward, as is the series. Great fun read.
July 25, 2018
All the World’s and Undead Stage (Offbeat Crimes #6)
By Angel Martinez
Price Publishing, 2018
Five stars
In a world where the paranormal is normal, what do you do with the misfits? You put them all together in Philadelphia and hope they don’t cause trouble.
This, I think, is the best of this very fun series so far. Our increasingly good friends at the Philadelphia Seventy-Seventh Precinct seem to have the walking dead on their hands. Carrington Loveless, now the senior duty officer for the seventy-seventh, tries to live up to his new responsibilities, while also managing his intrusive Main Line mum and the arrogant visiting Captain Valbuena from the State Paranormal Police. Meanwhile, Carrington’s boyfriend, Erasmus Graham, finds that some disturbingly dark rare books have gone missing from the city library.
Leading his motley team (which includes two animated overcoats), our plucky vampire policeman seeks the help of Pecca Teecosie, the eccentric magical woman who lives in an invisible house on an empty lot. Pecca teaches the paranormal police officers two things: lots of people have magic and don’t know it, and the hot-tempered firestarter Vance Virago might just have a soft spot for oddball redheads with magic powers.
This is the most action-packed of all the books, as our friends zero in on the mysterious source of the various offbeat monsters of the previous five volumes. The misfits of the Seventy-Seventh will have to prove not just that they can be productive policemen, but that, if need be, they can rise to the occasion and save the world.
By Angel Martinez
Price Publishing, 2018
Five stars
In a world where the paranormal is normal, what do you do with the misfits? You put them all together in Philadelphia and hope they don’t cause trouble.
This, I think, is the best of this very fun series so far. Our increasingly good friends at the Philadelphia Seventy-Seventh Precinct seem to have the walking dead on their hands. Carrington Loveless, now the senior duty officer for the seventy-seventh, tries to live up to his new responsibilities, while also managing his intrusive Main Line mum and the arrogant visiting Captain Valbuena from the State Paranormal Police. Meanwhile, Carrington’s boyfriend, Erasmus Graham, finds that some disturbingly dark rare books have gone missing from the city library.
Leading his motley team (which includes two animated overcoats), our plucky vampire policeman seeks the help of Pecca Teecosie, the eccentric magical woman who lives in an invisible house on an empty lot. Pecca teaches the paranormal police officers two things: lots of people have magic and don’t know it, and the hot-tempered firestarter Vance Virago might just have a soft spot for oddball redheads with magic powers.
This is the most action-packed of all the books, as our friends zero in on the mysterious source of the various offbeat monsters of the previous five volumes. The misfits of the Seventy-Seventh will have to prove not just that they can be productive policemen, but that, if need be, they can rise to the occasion and save the world.
March 25, 2018
The bad guy’s identity wasn’t much of a surprise, it was pretty obvious around the time and I was perplexed when Carr didn’t put two and two together immediately, but still. Seeing how it all played out, with the primary and secondary characters coming all together for the big finale, was entertaining enough.
I won’t deny that I expected something more from Ras and Carr’s second book, the relationship development just wasn’t as good as in Skim Blood and Savage Verse, although they are still very cute together.
Not my favorite, but not a bad conclusion to the series either.
I won’t deny that I expected something more from Ras and Carr’s second book, the relationship development just wasn’t as good as in Skim Blood and Savage Verse, although they are still very cute together.
Not my favorite, but not a bad conclusion to the series either.
July 6, 2023
I dragged my feet with reading this last book in the series as I've been enjoying it less and less as it progressed, and sure enough, this one just wasn't my favorite. I thought the relationship between the two MCs worked slightly better in this book than in their debut, but I still just really didn't feel any chemistry, and the smut/kink felt a little forced to me and kind of boring. The plot was rushed and underwhelming, especially for it being the ~final~ battle. I think the author tried to do too much and it didn't quite come together.
January 4, 2018
A rather anticlimactic ending of the series. Audacity herself raised the rating to 3*. I also got annoyed with Carr's inconsistency when calling Wolf.
January 17, 2018
The sixth book in this very imaginative series of thriller/mysteries set in the world of Angel Martinez’s ‘Offbeat Crime’ series starring Philadelphia’s 77th Precinct, focuses on Carrington and Erasmus, just like book three. Only this time they are already in a relationship, are struggling with as-yet-unuttered feelings, and need to stay on their toes in the face of yet another mysterious series of attacks aimed at what is officially Carrington’s squad. Despite the fact that they are finally performing more like a team than a random group of defective paranormal police officers and assorted entities, the evil mind (or whatever it is) behind the bouts of violence almost manages to outsmart them. I was on the edge of my seat cheering on the good guys and wanting to find out who was behind all the villainy.
Please find my full review on Rainbow Book Reviews.
Please find my full review on Rainbow Book Reviews.
January 4, 2018
Rating: 3.5 stars
On the one hand, I really enjoyed this installment of the Offbeat Crimes series. I loved both Carrington and Erasmus just as much this time as I did the first time. I loved all the other characters, especially Hunter, LJ and Audacity the kitten/wolf cub. Some might find the cuteness factor to be a bit over the top, but I for one really loved it. On the other hand, the story was way too predictable for me. I figured out who the main baddy was, and I even figured out how they were going to defeat them at the end. I felt a bit let down that this was how the story ended if I'm honest.
I really hope this is not the end to the series. I hope Ms. Martinez comes up with another story arc, so we can re-visit all the wonderful characters in this series. Even though I felt a bit let down, I do recommend this book to anyone who is a fan of the series. If you are new to the series, I for sure would not start here. It is definitely not a standalone story.
On the one hand, I really enjoyed this installment of the Offbeat Crimes series. I loved both Carrington and Erasmus just as much this time as I did the first time. I loved all the other characters, especially Hunter, LJ and Audacity the kitten/wolf cub. Some might find the cuteness factor to be a bit over the top, but I for one really loved it. On the other hand, the story was way too predictable for me. I figured out who the main baddy was, and I even figured out how they were going to defeat them at the end. I felt a bit let down that this was how the story ended if I'm honest.
I really hope this is not the end to the series. I hope Ms. Martinez comes up with another story arc, so we can re-visit all the wonderful characters in this series. Even though I felt a bit let down, I do recommend this book to anyone who is a fan of the series. If you are new to the series, I for sure would not start here. It is definitely not a standalone story.
July 4, 2018
Well... I think it was too long in between books for me, I skipped a couple, and it seemed more corny than punny. This episode just fizzled out and the humor felt like it tried too hard. Meh.
May 5, 2018
Clever & Creative Curiosities!
Angel Martinez has a knack for crafting a uniquely quirky look into a paranormal universe. While her Offbeat Crimes series is technically urban fantasy, I don't think anyone would be able to pinpoint another series with the same level of casual flippancy. I love how she integrates all of these different species of characters or characters with seemingly insane abilities into the story in such a way as to make the reader feel this is simply how the 77th Precinct should run. Isn't it obvious?
I laugh way too much reading these books usually. There's always some fun here or there like potentially evil maniacal squirrels or wild zorpses (Dr. Moreau refuses to call them zombies and animated corpses is too long hence: zorpses.) on the loose or Pecca with her pets made out of yarn pompoms and patchwork pieces. I love seeing the jackets interact -We do get to see both LJ (Leather Jacket) and Hunter (Hunter Green Pea Coat) in action in this one; their flirtation is actually more charming than seeing Ras and Carr again.- as well as the way everyone in the side cast was blended into the main storyline in a way to make them feel necessary rather than gratuitous.
Sexy times aren't a huge point in this book though we do get a little kink with the main couple which I appreciated. I love seeing Ras and Carr working their relationship out. I admit being baffled by the cover since Carr is a super-pale vampire and Ras is a skinny librarian, but hey, I don't judge books by their covers.
The plot? I will admit it's as crazy as any in the rest of the series; this is not a series to be read out of order. Don't try to read this book before the others. You'll be lost and annoyed. I wasn't surprised by much of the twists or turns once the plotline started rolling out so I will say I don't think this is the strongest addition to the series. I do think it's a good one though and I'm glad I gave it a read.
I hope I get to continue seeing more adventures with the 77th in the future!
Angel Martinez has a knack for crafting a uniquely quirky look into a paranormal universe. While her Offbeat Crimes series is technically urban fantasy, I don't think anyone would be able to pinpoint another series with the same level of casual flippancy. I love how she integrates all of these different species of characters or characters with seemingly insane abilities into the story in such a way as to make the reader feel this is simply how the 77th Precinct should run. Isn't it obvious?
I laugh way too much reading these books usually. There's always some fun here or there like potentially evil maniacal squirrels or wild zorpses (Dr. Moreau refuses to call them zombies and animated corpses is too long hence: zorpses.) on the loose or Pecca with her pets made out of yarn pompoms and patchwork pieces. I love seeing the jackets interact -We do get to see both LJ (Leather Jacket) and Hunter (Hunter Green Pea Coat) in action in this one; their flirtation is actually more charming than seeing Ras and Carr again.- as well as the way everyone in the side cast was blended into the main storyline in a way to make them feel necessary rather than gratuitous.
Sexy times aren't a huge point in this book though we do get a little kink with the main couple which I appreciated. I love seeing Ras and Carr working their relationship out. I admit being baffled by the cover since Carr is a super-pale vampire and Ras is a skinny librarian, but hey, I don't judge books by their covers.
The plot? I will admit it's as crazy as any in the rest of the series; this is not a series to be read out of order. Don't try to read this book before the others. You'll be lost and annoyed. I wasn't surprised by much of the twists or turns once the plotline started rolling out so I will say I don't think this is the strongest addition to the series. I do think it's a good one though and I'm glad I gave it a read.
I hope I get to continue seeing more adventures with the 77th in the future!
December 27, 2017
I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
This series has been on my radar for some time, and it didn’t disappoint. Although I started with the latest book—and am planning to go back to the beginning and work my way forward—it didn’t detract. Given the number of characters, it did take me a while to work out who was who, but I think the author does a great job in explaining everything for new readers without it becoming an info dump.
I love the world building in this story, and that the police squad is a mix of different supernaturals all working together to solve crime. I read a lot of urban fantasy and I always enjoy seeing the different way in which authors approach supernaturals, especially vampires. These vampires are a little different in that they see their reflection, and can walk in daylight but get sunstroke, and I’m curious as to the hints that Carrington’s relationship with Erasmus is having some interesting side effects. I also liked the fact that Carrington has family, rather than being very old, which is a common vampire trope. I’m looking forward to reading the series from the beginning to find out more about his background.
The relationship between Erasmus and Carrington is a real strength in the story. I loved the easy sense of humour between them, and it was very obvious that they are comfortable together. I had to smile when Erasmus refered to Carrington as ‘his vampire’, and Carrington called Erasmus ‘my librarian.’ I always love reading about librarians who kick arse, but still are very much librarians in their love of books and ability to research. The rest of the squad are an interesting mix, both in personality and abilities, and I love Audacity—she’s adorable! Nice Poe reference with the raven being called Edgar, and I appreciated the choice of name for the coroner. I haven’t read a story before with animated items of clothing as characters, and I thought the author pulled that off extremely well.
The author is obviously having fun writing this series, and I loved all the literary references in this story especially when someone is horrified that a zombie is mangling Wilde. After all, that is just not on. Erasmus’s mothers being fans of Supernatural and offering advice was a hoot, and I enjoyed the way people in this world just take things in their stride. Of course there’s a database of necromancers—I would have been disappointed if there hadn’t been one. I had a bit of a giggle with the choice of name for one character—Ms Teecosi— and the question “To the Batcave?” which is answered by “To the library!” This is my kind of story! The story does get a bit crazy in places, but that added to my enjoyment of it, and I got the impression crazy is a way of life for these guys.
I’d recommend All the World’s An Undead Stage to readers who enjoy urban fantasy with a bit of humour, likeable characters who work together and feel more like family than work friends, and fabulous world building. More please.
This series has been on my radar for some time, and it didn’t disappoint. Although I started with the latest book—and am planning to go back to the beginning and work my way forward—it didn’t detract. Given the number of characters, it did take me a while to work out who was who, but I think the author does a great job in explaining everything for new readers without it becoming an info dump.
I love the world building in this story, and that the police squad is a mix of different supernaturals all working together to solve crime. I read a lot of urban fantasy and I always enjoy seeing the different way in which authors approach supernaturals, especially vampires. These vampires are a little different in that they see their reflection, and can walk in daylight but get sunstroke, and I’m curious as to the hints that Carrington’s relationship with Erasmus is having some interesting side effects. I also liked the fact that Carrington has family, rather than being very old, which is a common vampire trope. I’m looking forward to reading the series from the beginning to find out more about his background.
The relationship between Erasmus and Carrington is a real strength in the story. I loved the easy sense of humour between them, and it was very obvious that they are comfortable together. I had to smile when Erasmus refered to Carrington as ‘his vampire’, and Carrington called Erasmus ‘my librarian.’ I always love reading about librarians who kick arse, but still are very much librarians in their love of books and ability to research. The rest of the squad are an interesting mix, both in personality and abilities, and I love Audacity—she’s adorable! Nice Poe reference with the raven being called Edgar, and I appreciated the choice of name for the coroner. I haven’t read a story before with animated items of clothing as characters, and I thought the author pulled that off extremely well.
The author is obviously having fun writing this series, and I loved all the literary references in this story especially when someone is horrified that a zombie is mangling Wilde. After all, that is just not on. Erasmus’s mothers being fans of Supernatural and offering advice was a hoot, and I enjoyed the way people in this world just take things in their stride. Of course there’s a database of necromancers—I would have been disappointed if there hadn’t been one. I had a bit of a giggle with the choice of name for one character—Ms Teecosi— and the question “To the Batcave?” which is answered by “To the library!” This is my kind of story! The story does get a bit crazy in places, but that added to my enjoyment of it, and I got the impression crazy is a way of life for these guys.
I’d recommend All the World’s An Undead Stage to readers who enjoy urban fantasy with a bit of humour, likeable characters who work together and feel more like family than work friends, and fabulous world building. More please.
February 25, 2021
A nice finish for the series. Not a lot of relationship building in this one, just some detective work and great big fight. Some sexy times, though.
The super-villain was pretty obvious, though. Shame they did not figure it out sooner. But all in all a very enjoyable read.
The super-villain was pretty obvious, though. Shame they did not figure it out sooner. But all in all a very enjoyable read.
July 25, 2025
Great end to a wonderful series
Though I’m not quite ready to see these characters go, this serves as an end to the overarching plot. I loved seeing Carrington again as well as Ras and all the other wonderful characters.
There was action, humour, suspense, and emotion.
I loved every second of it!
Though I’m not quite ready to see these characters go, this serves as an end to the overarching plot. I loved seeing Carrington again as well as Ras and all the other wonderful characters.
There was action, humour, suspense, and emotion.
I loved every second of it!
January 3, 2018
I enjoyed this last book in the series and I would very happily read more about the intrepid officers, consultants, and familiars of the 77th precinct. Once again the kitten exhibits superior police skills and now adds SWAT prowess as well. Happy ever afters are implied for all, except the fish.
January 4, 2018
It was okay. Cuteness overload.
June 20, 2018
I took my time reading this because I didn't want the series to end! I really enjoyed this series...
September 23, 2020
This is a GREAT quirky series! I've enjoyed all 6 books
May 3, 2018
I've been putting off reading this because I didn't want the series to be over, but I made myself because there's so many characters and I wanted everything fresh in my head. I'm pleased I made a cheat-sheet for myself of all the characters and their "talents." Came in handy because the story just kind of throws you in the middle and assumes you have all the characters straight. I had completely forgotten about the newbies Eva (stupid auras) and Jeremy (poorly controlled levitation).
Overall it was a good ending of a great series. I did hope to learn a bit more about Krisk's (lizard man) back story, but maybe some things are better left a mystery.
List of characters of the 77th and their "talents" (sexuality given or assumed sexuality based on current relationship)
Kyle Monroe (Gay) - Amplifier of other people's powers
Vikash Soren (Bi) - Emits an Electromagnetic Pulse when angry
Jeff Gatling (Asexual) - Telekinetic (limited to fruit)
Vance Virago (Straight) - Firestarter (except in humidity)
Krisk (Lizard) - Lizardman powers I suppose, mute, communicates by texting
Amanda Zacchini (Lesbian) - Post Cognitive (can tell what has happened in the spot she is)
Carrington Loveless III (gay) - Vampire (can only drink blood w/o white blood cells)
Shira Lourdes (Straight) - All I have written down is telekinetic
Greg Santos (Straight) - Telepathic (limited to water fowl)
Alex Wolf (Bi although maybe Demi iirc) - former wolf, current human
Mia Dunfee - powerful witch or something
Jeremy Poole - Uncontrolled levitation
Eva Dennis (Lesbian) - Sees stupid auras
Tim - unknown tiny being, fuzzy purple ovoid, neither arthropod not annelid, has a tiny police hat
Audacity - Wolf's "daughter," a brave/helpful kitten, has tiny tactical vest
Edgar - foul-mouthed neon raven, neon blue body/pepto-bismol pink beak, likes writing implements
Leather Jacket "LJ" (straight) - Sentient jacket, police informant
Hunter Green Peacoat "Hunter" (straight) - Sentient peacoat, police informant and coatfriend of LJ
Overall it was a good ending of a great series. I did hope to learn a bit more about Krisk's (lizard man) back story, but maybe some things are better left a mystery.
List of characters of the 77th and their "talents" (sexuality given or assumed sexuality based on current relationship)
Kyle Monroe (Gay) - Amplifier of other people's powers
Vikash Soren (Bi) - Emits an Electromagnetic Pulse when angry
Jeff Gatling (Asexual) - Telekinetic (limited to fruit)
Vance Virago (Straight) - Firestarter (except in humidity)
Krisk (Lizard) - Lizardman powers I suppose, mute, communicates by texting
Amanda Zacchini (Lesbian) - Post Cognitive (can tell what has happened in the spot she is)
Carrington Loveless III (gay) - Vampire (can only drink blood w/o white blood cells)
Shira Lourdes (Straight) - All I have written down is telekinetic
Greg Santos (Straight) - Telepathic (limited to water fowl)
Alex Wolf (Bi although maybe Demi iirc) - former wolf, current human
Mia Dunfee - powerful witch or something
Jeremy Poole - Uncontrolled levitation
Eva Dennis (Lesbian) - Sees stupid auras
Tim - unknown tiny being, fuzzy purple ovoid, neither arthropod not annelid, has a tiny police hat
Audacity - Wolf's "daughter," a brave/helpful kitten, has tiny tactical vest
Edgar - foul-mouthed neon raven, neon blue body/pepto-bismol pink beak, likes writing implements
Leather Jacket "LJ" (straight) - Sentient jacket, police informant
Hunter Green Peacoat "Hunter" (straight) - Sentient peacoat, police informant and coatfriend of LJ
January 13, 2018
Fabulous story! i am in love with the Seventy-Seventh Precinct! i am so impressed with the wonderful world-building, the amazing details that make this a unique and very interesting place, filled with wonderful characters. Each character is three dimensional and touchable with feeling and depth. The characters interact with quirky humor and nerdy banter that had me cracking up and laughing out loud. The unity, respect and trust that the precinct now has was hard earned and it is enjoyable to witness. i love the creative characters from the animated creatures to the virgin Jeff, all are beautifully crafted.
Carrington and Erasmus are so beautifully connected that you can feel their love. Their appreciation of each others qualities is kinda sweet. The emotional trust that they have in this story, shows the relationships growth and development. I enjoyed the intimate scenes where Carrington gives up control to Erasmus and how they take care of each other.
The struggles of the Seventy-Seventh Precinct all culminate here in this final book and we find out who the 'bad guy' is and why they have been targeted. I found the evil plot very creative. The zombies were delightfully designed and their dialogue was diverse and entertaining. The reason for the 'zorpses' selection was a winner. Treat yourself to this whole series it is pure genius! Highly recommend!
Carrington and Erasmus are so beautifully connected that you can feel their love. Their appreciation of each others qualities is kinda sweet. The emotional trust that they have in this story, shows the relationships growth and development. I enjoyed the intimate scenes where Carrington gives up control to Erasmus and how they take care of each other.
The struggles of the Seventy-Seventh Precinct all culminate here in this final book and we find out who the 'bad guy' is and why they have been targeted. I found the evil plot very creative. The zombies were delightfully designed and their dialogue was diverse and entertaining. The reason for the 'zorpses' selection was a winner. Treat yourself to this whole series it is pure genius! Highly recommend!
January 19, 2018
5*****Stars
Book: All the Worlds an Off Beat Stage
Series: Book 6 Off Beat Crimes
Author: Angel Martinez
Publisher: Pride Publishing
Genre: Paranormal/Mystery
Pages: 200
Release: Jan 2, 2018
Rated: Mature
Reading “All The Worlds an Off Beat Stage” was done with interest and sadness I fear I heard this is the last book in this charming, funny and offbeat story, of the group of so called misfits, the police department threw together. This band, were off beat!!!! .Each one though growing into their own, through these six books.
Angel Martinez grew together a group of paranormals; with unique powers all working thru the chain of command of the local police department. It was evident that their fearlessness, their respect for each other and their darn stubbornness, paved the way to solving all the crimes !
The playful nature of our authoress is not lost on the reader as some of the characters
are too funny to comprehend, but so enjoyed in this paranormal schematic. LJ and Hunter are two I enjoyed more than I care to admit.
I still think, there is so much more that can be written for these stories an the 77th Precinct ……and I implore the author not to give up on #7???
Book: All the Worlds an Off Beat Stage
Series: Book 6 Off Beat Crimes
Author: Angel Martinez
Publisher: Pride Publishing
Genre: Paranormal/Mystery
Pages: 200
Release: Jan 2, 2018
Rated: Mature
Reading “All The Worlds an Off Beat Stage” was done with interest and sadness I fear I heard this is the last book in this charming, funny and offbeat story, of the group of so called misfits, the police department threw together. This band, were off beat!!!! .Each one though growing into their own, through these six books.
Angel Martinez grew together a group of paranormals; with unique powers all working thru the chain of command of the local police department. It was evident that their fearlessness, their respect for each other and their darn stubbornness, paved the way to solving all the crimes !
The playful nature of our authoress is not lost on the reader as some of the characters
are too funny to comprehend, but so enjoyed in this paranormal schematic. LJ and Hunter are two I enjoyed more than I care to admit.
I still think, there is so much more that can be written for these stories an the 77th Precinct ……and I implore the author not to give up on #7???
February 2, 2018
A Scattered Thoughts and Rogue Words Review
Rating: 5 stars out of 5
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From that review: " As I said before, I'm sort of running out of superlatives here. Angel Martinez and this series, Offbeat Crimes, has given us wildly imaginative and perfectly wonderful in every way characters, over the top creatures like ginormous pills bugs from space and lethal flying verse spitting books, an overall arc and villain to literally die for. Of course, some of the main characters here are already dead, including Carr, aka Det. Carrington Loveless III, a vampire who has a real distaste for blood and lives off a "blood lite" version that he still finds barely edible. Oh and he's in love with a rare books librarian Erasmus Graham. What a couple, a great one among quite a few memorable ones with this series.
In All The World’s An Undead Stage (Offbeat Crimes #6) Angel Martinez brings this particular arc to an end, although I'm hoping with all my heart not the series. A evil mage has been targeting the Seventy-Seventh Precinct and we are soon to find out who and why..."
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Rating: 5 stars out of 5
For the full review visit https://wp.me/p220KL-cPd
From that review: " As I said before, I'm sort of running out of superlatives here. Angel Martinez and this series, Offbeat Crimes, has given us wildly imaginative and perfectly wonderful in every way characters, over the top creatures like ginormous pills bugs from space and lethal flying verse spitting books, an overall arc and villain to literally die for. Of course, some of the main characters here are already dead, including Carr, aka Det. Carrington Loveless III, a vampire who has a real distaste for blood and lives off a "blood lite" version that he still finds barely edible. Oh and he's in love with a rare books librarian Erasmus Graham. What a couple, a great one among quite a few memorable ones with this series.
In All The World’s An Undead Stage (Offbeat Crimes #6) Angel Martinez brings this particular arc to an end, although I'm hoping with all my heart not the series. A evil mage has been targeting the Seventy-Seventh Precinct and we are soon to find out who and why..."
For all our reviews, author interviews, and such, visit us at http://scatteredthoughtsandroguewords...
February 1, 2018
3 heart review for Love Bytes Reviews.
A copy of this book was provided in exchange for an honest review. This review was originally posted at Love Bytes Reviews, please visit www.lovebytesreviews.com to see this and many more reviews, interviews, and giveaways!
This story focuses on Carrington the vampire, and Erasmus the librarian, who we first met in book three of this series. But this is really the wrap up to the big picture story about a bad guy after the Seventy-Seventh Precinct. We’ve been following the team over the last couple of books as they have begun to realize there is more to the individual attacks aimed toward them than first appeared. This book introduces us to the end game of the bad guy, as well as a nice wrap up to the love story of Carrington and Erasmus.
I really liked Carrington and Erasmus in their book, and I was happy to see them again in this one. Carrington has had some issues committing to Erasmus, as well as issues with his family, and that all resolved nicely in this book. All while Carrington leads the fight against the bad guy.
Now about the bad guy…. unfortunately I didn’t love this part of the book. I didn’t get why it all was planned, and the culmination of it was pretty anticlimactic. It was also super obvious from early in the book who the perpetrator was. There really was no mystery. Well, the mystery was why, and I still didn’t understand exactly why at the end of the story. There were a couple of little things that bothered me, questions that I felt were not well resolved.
But it was nice to see all of the members of the Seventy-Seventh, I enjoyed catching up with all of them. I’ve mostly liked this series, but I think the earlier books were better. They began to get a little silly after that, to the point that I started rolling my eyes. The non-human entities began to overshadow the human ones, and it impacted my enjoyment of the stories. I did like the various parings, and the unique skills the guys have.
So I liked this one, but it wasn’t my favorite. I liked the character part of the story, Carrington and Erasmus, but the big plot didn’t work as well as it could have. I love Angel Martinez, she has written some of my favorite books, her characters and plots are creative and unique. Even though I didn’t love this one, I still recommend reading this series. The things that bothered me may not bother someone else. So if you are looking for a series full of quirky characters, give these books a try!
A copy of this book was provided in exchange for an honest review. This review was originally posted at Love Bytes Reviews, please visit www.lovebytesreviews.com to see this and many more reviews, interviews, and giveaways!
This story focuses on Carrington the vampire, and Erasmus the librarian, who we first met in book three of this series. But this is really the wrap up to the big picture story about a bad guy after the Seventy-Seventh Precinct. We’ve been following the team over the last couple of books as they have begun to realize there is more to the individual attacks aimed toward them than first appeared. This book introduces us to the end game of the bad guy, as well as a nice wrap up to the love story of Carrington and Erasmus.
I really liked Carrington and Erasmus in their book, and I was happy to see them again in this one. Carrington has had some issues committing to Erasmus, as well as issues with his family, and that all resolved nicely in this book. All while Carrington leads the fight against the bad guy.
Now about the bad guy…. unfortunately I didn’t love this part of the book. I didn’t get why it all was planned, and the culmination of it was pretty anticlimactic. It was also super obvious from early in the book who the perpetrator was. There really was no mystery. Well, the mystery was why, and I still didn’t understand exactly why at the end of the story. There were a couple of little things that bothered me, questions that I felt were not well resolved.
But it was nice to see all of the members of the Seventy-Seventh, I enjoyed catching up with all of them. I’ve mostly liked this series, but I think the earlier books were better. They began to get a little silly after that, to the point that I started rolling my eyes. The non-human entities began to overshadow the human ones, and it impacted my enjoyment of the stories. I did like the various parings, and the unique skills the guys have.
So I liked this one, but it wasn’t my favorite. I liked the character part of the story, Carrington and Erasmus, but the big plot didn’t work as well as it could have. I love Angel Martinez, she has written some of my favorite books, her characters and plots are creative and unique. Even though I didn’t love this one, I still recommend reading this series. The things that bothered me may not bother someone else. So if you are looking for a series full of quirky characters, give these books a try!
February 25, 2018
The end of the line......but only for now hopefully!
Whilst not the strongest of the books, it does wrap up the series so far rather nicely, so earning a highish rating.
Ras and Carr learn to work together better in all aspects of their lives, even though neither like the idea of Ras in police work! Whilst they are the main characters here again, all get a good outing and we learn more about some of the ones that have not been main story arcs.
The evil master mind comes to the fore (for readers) quite early and it is perhaps this ans the reasons that leave the quieter feelings. However, zorpses!!!!
Audi, LJ and Hunter get a good showing here, with much more emotion and ‘talking’ with the coats - and they ultimately save the day!
So, a great fun series I have enjoyed - do read in order as the plot flows through from start to finish.
Whilst not the strongest of the books, it does wrap up the series so far rather nicely, so earning a highish rating.
Ras and Carr learn to work together better in all aspects of their lives, even though neither like the idea of Ras in police work! Whilst they are the main characters here again, all get a good outing and we learn more about some of the ones that have not been main story arcs.
The evil master mind comes to the fore (for readers) quite early and it is perhaps this ans the reasons that leave the quieter feelings. However, zorpses!!!!
Audi, LJ and Hunter get a good showing here, with much more emotion and ‘talking’ with the coats - and they ultimately save the day!
So, a great fun series I have enjoyed - do read in order as the plot flows through from start to finish.
February 2, 2018
And now we know how terrible it would be to be a sex repulsed asexual in a story that needs a virgin sacrifice. (lol. Couldn't resist that one.)
Carr and Ras are definitely my favorite couple (though for the story and other added bits, I prefer Kyle and Kash's story) and I finally can say it, even though I suspected from book four. The secondary characters are great (with my personal favorites there being Manda, Krisk and Vance) and I just love the group as a whole. The overarching plot that was started in book four is wrapped up nicely, though the 'big bad' was who I suspected. (Not that it was obvious, but there was a hint or two and I had a gut feeling).
I just binged six books in five days. *whispers* What do I read now?
Carr and Ras are definitely my favorite couple (though for the story and other added bits, I prefer Kyle and Kash's story) and I finally can say it, even though I suspected from book four. The secondary characters are great (with my personal favorites there being Manda, Krisk and Vance) and I just love the group as a whole. The overarching plot that was started in book four is wrapped up nicely, though the 'big bad' was who I suspected. (Not that it was obvious, but there was a hint or two and I had a gut feeling).
I just binged six books in five days. *whispers* What do I read now?
November 30, 2022
My only complaint about this hugely entertaining story is that it's the last in the series! I've loved every instalment, the paranormal weirdness, the witty storylines and the main story arc building to this final story and especially the incredibly endearing weirdness of each and every one of the 77th Precinct gang.
The undead actors concept made me snigger (along with 'xorpes' for zombie corpses) and the plot was full of originality, wit, tension and peril as always and the romantic focus on Carr and Erasmus was note-perfect. I'm just trying not to sulk as I have no more Offbeat Crimes to look forward to!
The undead actors concept made me snigger (along with 'xorpes' for zombie corpses) and the plot was full of originality, wit, tension and peril as always and the romantic focus on Carr and Erasmus was note-perfect. I'm just trying not to sulk as I have no more Offbeat Crimes to look forward to!
September 1, 2021
More Carrington, yay! I think he's my favourite.
This is the final book in the series, where all of the details came together and the true villain was revealed. I figured the identity of the villain out before Carrington did, but I forgive him for being a bit blinkered on that front.
Also, love the asexual representation here.
I think the series wrapped up nicely in the end, with some side characters even getting a hint at a happily ever after. I feel quite satisfied by how everything turned out - though I kind of wished some other characters could get their own books!
This is the final book in the series, where all of the details came together and the true villain was revealed. I figured the identity of the villain out before Carrington did, but I forgive him for being a bit blinkered on that front.
Also, love the asexual representation here.
I think the series wrapped up nicely in the end, with some side characters even getting a hint at a happily ever after. I feel quite satisfied by how everything turned out - though I kind of wished some other characters could get their own books!
November 24, 2018
I would say 3.5 stars for me as well. I grabbed the next book in the series, excited to find out who this one was about, only to discover that we’re back to Carr and Ras. Not my favorite characters. Oh, well.
I skimmed past the new kink, as it’s not my thing. A lot of this one is about Carr and his relationship issues.
The Who-dunnit was a bit obvious, but I did enjoy the big ending.
All-in-all I do like this series because it’s very imaginative. This one was a bit slow for me.
I skimmed past the new kink, as it’s not my thing. A lot of this one is about Carr and his relationship issues.
The Who-dunnit was a bit obvious, but I did enjoy the big ending.
All-in-all I do like this series because it’s very imaginative. This one was a bit slow for me.
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