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144 pages, Hardcover
First published October 19, 2017
"If you are reading this you are undoubtedly aware of the ability of the human species, like other primates, to fart. Unlike other primates, though, our species appears to experience emotions associated with our farts: namely shame, embarrassment, disgust, but also joy, schadenfreude (joy in other’s misfortune), or perhaps even delight.
Humans have long been fascinated by their farts, which is exemplified by the odd myths and folklore surrounding them. For example, the water sprite, kappa, in Japanese folklore, is believed to be repelled by especially strong farts, while an Innu spirit of the anus named Matshishkapeu, which translates as “the fart man,” is a powerful and humorous spirit that is believed to be able to predict the future. Farts even appear in Dante Alighieri’s famous poem Inferno, in which the demons’ sign for the march was made by “a trumpet of his ass.”
If the fish are unable to fart out the gas, their inability to stay away from the water's surface puts them at risk of predation by birds.... so they would benefit from doing so more often, as it really is a case of fart or die.