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A Sexy Bundle: How To Bottom, Top and Give Head Like A Porn Star
THREE GAY SEX GUIDES FOR ONE LOW PRICE!
1. How To Bottom Like A Porn Star: Techniques for no-pain, no-stain intercourse
2. How To Top Like A Stud: Getting and staying hard, thrusting techniques
3. How To Give Head Like A Porn Star: Secret pressure points that reduce men to tears
The Best Selling Gay Sex Guides On Amazon Are Having A Three-Way!
Now you can buy the 3-book series for one low price. Written by “The East Coast Dan Savage,” Woody Miller is a gay sex advice columnist and former host of HBO’s The Sex Inspectors.
Book #1: How To Bottom Like A Porn Star
Combines porn industry secrets with innovative techniques from the latest sex research so you can COMPLETELY relax your sphincter for no-pain intercourse. Does bottoming hurt too much? Do hygiene worries keep you from trying? This book is for you!
GET RID OF BUTT PAIN ONCE AND FOR ALL
The Sexhalation Method Will Help You Bottom For Hung Guys Effortlessly
Read the step-by-step instructions, complete with mind-blowing demonstrations of just how relaxed your body can get to receive a man.
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED BY THE SMELLS AND STAINS?
Discover A Device That’s Better Than An Enema or a Douche!
Plus, find out the best meals to have before sex and inexpensive supplements that’ll keep you cleaner than a Brady Bunch rerun.
WHEN PORN STARS NEED ADVICE ON BOTTOMING THIS IS THE BOOK THEY READ
Famous Porn Directors Make It Required Reading For New Models.
Why? Because it answers every conceivable question: What’s the most pain-free position? What’s the best angle of entry? What’s the best way of stretching your sphincter without causing harm? What are the best tightening exercises? And dozens more.
Book #2: How To Top Like A Stud
ARE YOU WORRIED YOU’LL LOSE YOUR ERECTION?
You Won’t, Not Even With A Condom. These Proven Techniques Keep You Rock Hard.
Find out how to deal with erection-killing thoughts like “I won’t get hard enough” or “My dick isn’t big enough.”
FRUSTRATED THAT YOU’RE COMING TOO SOON?
The Start/Stop Method Will Transform You From Two-Pump Chump To Long-time Champ.
Imagine effortlessly controlling your ejaculation to release when you want to. You’ll last longer in bed and give your partner more pleasure.
THE BEST KEPT SECRET OF THE MOST TALENTED TOPS
Find Out Why Even The Best Lovers Use This Book As A Reference Guide.
For example, did you know that there’s something a top can do to completely eliminate pain in his partner during the first stages of penetration? Try this mind-blowing technique TONIGHT.
Book #3: How To Give Head Like A Porn Star
BLOWJOBS THAT’LL GET YOU MARRIED OR PROMOTED
Learn How To Do Things No Other Man Has Done To Him.
From a French tongue technique that reduces men to tears to “Suspense & Resolution” moves that’ll bang them like a gong.
1. How To Bottom Like A Porn Star: Techniques for no-pain, no-stain intercourse
2. How To Top Like A Stud: Getting and staying hard, thrusting techniques
3. How To Give Head Like A Porn Star: Secret pressure points that reduce men to tears
The Best Selling Gay Sex Guides On Amazon Are Having A Three-Way!
Now you can buy the 3-book series for one low price. Written by “The East Coast Dan Savage,” Woody Miller is a gay sex advice columnist and former host of HBO’s The Sex Inspectors.
Book #1: How To Bottom Like A Porn Star
Combines porn industry secrets with innovative techniques from the latest sex research so you can COMPLETELY relax your sphincter for no-pain intercourse. Does bottoming hurt too much? Do hygiene worries keep you from trying? This book is for you!
GET RID OF BUTT PAIN ONCE AND FOR ALL
The Sexhalation Method Will Help You Bottom For Hung Guys Effortlessly
Read the step-by-step instructions, complete with mind-blowing demonstrations of just how relaxed your body can get to receive a man.
ARE YOU EMBARRASSED BY THE SMELLS AND STAINS?
Discover A Device That’s Better Than An Enema or a Douche!
Plus, find out the best meals to have before sex and inexpensive supplements that’ll keep you cleaner than a Brady Bunch rerun.
WHEN PORN STARS NEED ADVICE ON BOTTOMING THIS IS THE BOOK THEY READ
Famous Porn Directors Make It Required Reading For New Models.
Why? Because it answers every conceivable question: What’s the most pain-free position? What’s the best angle of entry? What’s the best way of stretching your sphincter without causing harm? What are the best tightening exercises? And dozens more.
Book #2: How To Top Like A Stud
ARE YOU WORRIED YOU’LL LOSE YOUR ERECTION?
You Won’t, Not Even With A Condom. These Proven Techniques Keep You Rock Hard.
Find out how to deal with erection-killing thoughts like “I won’t get hard enough” or “My dick isn’t big enough.”
FRUSTRATED THAT YOU’RE COMING TOO SOON?
The Start/Stop Method Will Transform You From Two-Pump Chump To Long-time Champ.
Imagine effortlessly controlling your ejaculation to release when you want to. You’ll last longer in bed and give your partner more pleasure.
THE BEST KEPT SECRET OF THE MOST TALENTED TOPS
Find Out Why Even The Best Lovers Use This Book As A Reference Guide.
For example, did you know that there’s something a top can do to completely eliminate pain in his partner during the first stages of penetration? Try this mind-blowing technique TONIGHT.
Book #3: How To Give Head Like A Porn Star
BLOWJOBS THAT’LL GET YOU MARRIED OR PROMOTED
Learn How To Do Things No Other Man Has Done To Him.
From a French tongue technique that reduces men to tears to “Suspense & Resolution” moves that’ll bang them like a gong.
392 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 5, 2017
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February 15, 2018
My Kindle effectively allowed me to buy this book bundle on the sly, as I would never have had the courage to go into a physical bookshop and ask for something entitled ‘A Sexy Bundle’. I debated whether or not to even add it to my Goodreads profile, as I was concerned about what my ‘friends’ would think about my reading choices … or what it might hint at about my sexual-position preferences.
But reading this was such a fun, informative, and inspiring experience, I knew in the end I just had to share this with as many people as I could. If you consider that ‘The Joy of Gay Sex’ by Felice Picano et al was published originally in 1997, with nothing quite like it ever since, apart from a few imitators, Woody Miller fills a sizable gap in this particular market.
(And yes, there seems no way to avoid innuendos or bad puns in my review). So if you are curious, stuck in a rut, or in a committed relationship, grab hold of Woody Miller’s (sexy) book bundle. He’ll give you a run for your money, I promise.
Reading this (sexy) book bundle reminded me of an article in the November 2017 edition of South African gay monthly gay newspaper Exit. Entitled ‘The Social Dynamics of Penetration’, author Jarred Thompson writes:
As gay men we’re accustomed to being asked the proverbial ‘top or bottom’ question, staking our bets that we’ll fall into the right category for our potential mates. Yet, do we ever reflect on what the implications for such a sexual separation are and what social expectations are attached to the labels top and bottom?
Thompson argues further that this automatic classification is not only damaging to the gay community itself, but inhibits our own sexuality:
People exist on a level of sexual experience and how they act in specific sexual situations is always contextual. If we can accept this, then maybe using labels such as ‘top’ or ‘bottom’ could become redundant and we could liberate ourselves from a masculine world that seeks to fix individuals into stable identities. In the end, who we attracted to and why we are attracted to them should transcend traditional labels of ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ along with the stereotypical traits that seem to be associated with those sexual positions.
Reading Woody Miller’s three, er, seminal gay-sex advice books in succession has the remarkable effect of opening up the full spectrum of gay sexual possibilities. Combining practical advice, psychology, tips and demonstrations, anatomical and technical discussions, anecdotes, advice and a great sense of humour, the self-proclaimed ‘Gay Sex Guru’ promises that everyone stands to learn something from his writing.
And if that one thing is only that we are not nearly as ‘liberated’ or as ‘alternative’ a community as we like to think we are, especially when it comes to matters of the bedroom, then Woody has perhaps, indeed, helped to kindle the sparks of the next Gay Sexual Revolution (which writer Samuel R. Delany has always said will make the 1970s look like a Sunday School picnic).
P.S. I would have given this five stars, except for the fact that there is quite a bit of repetition between the three books. It would have helped if Woody had had a hard-line editor, with a big pencil, who could have red-lined all the repetitive sections to create a text as seamless as a cute bottom.
But reading this was such a fun, informative, and inspiring experience, I knew in the end I just had to share this with as many people as I could. If you consider that ‘The Joy of Gay Sex’ by Felice Picano et al was published originally in 1997, with nothing quite like it ever since, apart from a few imitators, Woody Miller fills a sizable gap in this particular market.
(And yes, there seems no way to avoid innuendos or bad puns in my review). So if you are curious, stuck in a rut, or in a committed relationship, grab hold of Woody Miller’s (sexy) book bundle. He’ll give you a run for your money, I promise.
Reading this (sexy) book bundle reminded me of an article in the November 2017 edition of South African gay monthly gay newspaper Exit. Entitled ‘The Social Dynamics of Penetration’, author Jarred Thompson writes:
As gay men we’re accustomed to being asked the proverbial ‘top or bottom’ question, staking our bets that we’ll fall into the right category for our potential mates. Yet, do we ever reflect on what the implications for such a sexual separation are and what social expectations are attached to the labels top and bottom?
Thompson argues further that this automatic classification is not only damaging to the gay community itself, but inhibits our own sexuality:
People exist on a level of sexual experience and how they act in specific sexual situations is always contextual. If we can accept this, then maybe using labels such as ‘top’ or ‘bottom’ could become redundant and we could liberate ourselves from a masculine world that seeks to fix individuals into stable identities. In the end, who we attracted to and why we are attracted to them should transcend traditional labels of ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ along with the stereotypical traits that seem to be associated with those sexual positions.
Reading Woody Miller’s three, er, seminal gay-sex advice books in succession has the remarkable effect of opening up the full spectrum of gay sexual possibilities. Combining practical advice, psychology, tips and demonstrations, anatomical and technical discussions, anecdotes, advice and a great sense of humour, the self-proclaimed ‘Gay Sex Guru’ promises that everyone stands to learn something from his writing.
And if that one thing is only that we are not nearly as ‘liberated’ or as ‘alternative’ a community as we like to think we are, especially when it comes to matters of the bedroom, then Woody has perhaps, indeed, helped to kindle the sparks of the next Gay Sexual Revolution (which writer Samuel R. Delany has always said will make the 1970s look like a Sunday School picnic).
P.S. I would have given this five stars, except for the fact that there is quite a bit of repetition between the three books. It would have helped if Woody had had a hard-line editor, with a big pencil, who could have red-lined all the repetitive sections to create a text as seamless as a cute bottom.
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