Well, I really enjoyed this one. I may not have understood the book, nor am I sure if any of it makes sense, but I do know I liked this third James Bond book by John Gardner very much. "Icebreaker" is a page-turner for sure and...it is maybe the strangest 007 novel yet. Did James Bond really save the day in "Icebreaker"?? I do not know.
What made "Icebreaker"so good was that it was structured as a mystery thriller. Mystery, you say? Yes, I say, a mystery. James Bond is assigned an operation out of Finland in an effort to stop an evil fascist terrorist group called the NSAA: National Socialist Action Army, whose mission was to destroy any link to communism through violent massacres and assassinations. Bond is brought in to work on a joint venture with selected members of the CIA, the Mossad, and the KGB in order to locate the NSAA headquarters and end their rein of terror. BUT...
NO ONE is to be trusted. Despite the team effort, Bond had to be wary of his partners in Operation Icebreaker. Could he trust Mossad agent Rivke Ingber, CIA operative Brad Tirpitz, and especially KGB agent Kolya Mosolov?? Was any of them on the level? Any what about his Finnish lover Paula Vacker? Two hoods broke into her Finland apartment with knives and threatened James Bond (before he vanquished them), and now Paula's apartment has been ransacked and she's disappeared! How did they know Bond would be there? Paula only informed one person about Bond's presence in Finland, co-worker Anni Tudeer. What to make of ANY of this? It's weird for a James Bond book to be set-up like this. Unlike any other James Bond book I have read, 007 is kept in the dark...for the length of the entire book! WHAT???? Crazy!!
So, back to Operation Icebreaker. Rivke throws herself at Bond, tells him to not trust Brad Tirpitz and Kolya Mosolov. Then London informs Bond that Paula Vacker's co-worker Anni Tudeer is the daughter of the infamous World War II Nazi war criminal Aarne Tudeer, and that it is Aarne Tudeer who is the most likely candidate as the head of the crazy NSAA. Wow. Then, Bond gets a rare photo of Anni Tudeer, and discovers that Anni Tudeer is Rivke Ingber! WHAT?? James Bond is like "what is HAPPENING here?"
Then, Bond gets Rivke Ingber to admit her true identity, and in turn Rivke/Anni tells James Bond her long journey from daughter of tyrant Nazi to loyal Israeli member of the Mossad. Great. Bond and Rivke/Anni hook up. Great. Brad Tirpitz is an arrogant tool, Kolya Mosolov is a shady motherf*cker. Great. Rivke/Anni is wild in the sack, fantastic. All well and good. Operation Icebreaker, all systems go...
...BUT, James Bond gets a crazy-psycho call from Paula, threatening to kill Rivke/Anni, AND... Rivke/Anni is almost killed while skiing, and her injured body is taken away by...a fake ambulance! Oh no! Rivke/Anni has disappeared! WHERE did the ambulance take her? Was it Paula? Does Paula now work for the NSAA?? Has Rivke/Anni been murdered?? WHAT is HAPPENING here? 007 has no clue. He can only guess.
THEN, Brad Tirpitz tries to team up with Bond against the untrustworthy Kolya Mosolov. According to Brad, Kolya has arranged to have both Brad and Bond killed on the way to the Finnish/Russian border. So on the way to the Finnish/Russian border, and the site of the now-located NSAA headquarters, Brad Tirpitz is blown up on his ski-scooter thing. Two down, two to go. With no time to spare, Bond and Mosolov carry on with the mission traveling north in the freezing cold toward the Finnish/Russian border. At this point in the book, all bets are off because ANYTHING could happen, and it does...
...because Kolya Mosolov double-crosses James Bond, and leads him directly into the heavily armed NSAA army. Mosolov has made a deal with NSAA in order to lure Bond to Russia, and capture him as a prisoner of the state, and long-time enemy of Russian intelligence agency S.M.E.R.S.H. And who is there with Kolya? Paula Vacker, of course, 007's old friend of many years. Turns out she's evil, and is in cahoots with both Kolya Mosolov AND the insane, evil former Nazi Aarne Tudeer, who now calls himself Count von Glōda...and Führer of the great NSAA army. Well, how bout that??
So, crazy Count von Glōda meets with James Bond, explains his plan to take over the world via a new and improved Fourth Reich , and tries to get 007 to spill the beans about what British intelligence knows about the NSAA, and where is British intelligence keeping their NSAA prisoner? Bond says nothing, so Count von Glōda brings out, who else? Brad Tirpitz! Yup, Tirpitz faked his own death, and his real name is Hans Buchtman. Meanwhile James Bond is thinking WHAT is happening??? Yet Bond barely has time to put all the pieces together because Brad Tirpitz/Hans Buchtman tortures 007 by stripping him naked outside in the cold, and lowering him into ice-cold water to freeze and drown. There is no way 007 can get out of this one, especially since he refuses to give NSAA any information. So, James Bond freezes and passes out.
...THEN, 007 wakes up in a hospital bed next to...Rivke/Anni! Yay, she's alive!! Her legs are in traction from the skiing incident, yet Rivke/Anni is alive and well. Relived, Bond tells Rivke everything that has happened. Since he almost died from frostbite and drowning, and was not entirely his usual self, Bond also tells Rivke/Anni what he thinks British intelligence knows about the NSAA AND where British intelligence is keeping their NSAA prisoner.
THEN...crazy evil Paula Vacker marches into the room, and tells Bond to get dressed as its time to escape the NSAA compound! So...evil Paula Vacker is not evil!! Or...is she? Maybe? When Bond resists a little, Paula tells 007 that Rivke/Anni is actually Evil Rivke/Anni, the loyal daughter of Count von Glōda, and that Rivke/Anni's ski mountain injuries are fake! THEN...Rivke/Anni leaps out of her bed (and her fake leg-casts) and takes out a gun...but not before Paula Vacker shoots her dead. Meanwhile, both James Bond and myself are asking the time-old question WHAT is happening here??
So, it turns out Paula Vacker is actually an agent for the Finnish secret service, and she worked as a double-agent. James Bond follows her lead, as she heads to a secret camp nearby. But, Kolya Mosolov comes back and tries to capture Bond, and then is captured himself instead by Paula Vacker's men. It is then that Kolya Mosolov reveals his plan to double-cross Count von Glōda, as a Russian air strike has been ordered to destroy Count von Glōda's headquarters. And the planes come and destroy Count von Glōda's headquarters, yet Mosolov escapes!! Bond and Paula Vacker race to the Finnish border as the Russians try to murder them with bullets and bombs.
Bond and Paula Vacker make it back to Helsinki in one piece, have great sex BUT...Oh no! Kolya Mosolov breaks into their room, drugs Paula and kidnaps Bond. There is no escaping danger this time 007. Yet, of course, Bond thankfully figures out a way, and the next thing you know...Koyla be dead, yet not before 007 learns of Kolya plan to deliver Bond to Russia and what remains of S.M.E.R.S.H., yet not before using James Bond as bait to capture and kill Count von Glōda at the Finnish airport. Great. Bond as Bait. That's the whole book in a nutshell: Bond as Bait. Otherwise, he serves no purpose in "Icebreaker"..and is not really the hero of the book. Right? I mean, was ANYONE a hero in "Icebreaker"??
At the airport, Bond finds Count von Glōda before he got on a plane, and soon finds himself shooting it out with the Count, with like bullets and stuff. Bond goes down, yet not before killing the Count.
Yet friggin Brad Tirpitz/Hans Buchtman is there as well, saying "No Bond, we want to capture him alive!" So, huh? Brad Tirpitz/Hans Buchtman is good now? Yup, he is. At the end, Brad Tirpitz reveals he is NOT Hans Buchtman, but a CIA double agent. What is HAPPENING here? TWO double-agents in one book? No, counting Paula, Brad AND Rivke, "Icebreaker" has no less than THREE double-agents!!
Right, so yes, "Icebreaker" is crazy. Nothing is what it seems, and no one is who they initially say they are...except maybe Kolya (yet he was a shady bastard). John Gardner wrote a James Bond novel where James Bond never knows what is actually going on until the very end. Wild! What a strange, and fascinating book. The reader gets 007, and also gets a mystery-thriller as to what's happening in and around him, with the rules and motives changing by the minute! Fantastic!! What IS happening? A fascinating and crazy and unique James Bond book called "Icebreaker," THAT'S what is happening.