**I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review.
I really wanted to like this, but I struggled to stay interested and invested in this story, especially after every interview whereby Sylvia categorizes herself as a "bimbo" or "dumb blonde." For this kind of journalistic approach, we need to be rooting Sylvia, and it is hard to do that when she downplays her own expertise and skills. Similar to this are her asides that are totally distracting and not necessarily fundamental to the story. While some of them were plain funny and offered us a real glimpse of her personality, others felt less than revealing and like heedless ramblings (like her aggravating dismay at her underwear showing instead of her hostile predicament with Stuart and his injury).
I did enjoy the pacing of the story, although at times things felt to be happening too quickly (in regard to interviews with Charlotte and the case thereafter), but especially in the last thirty pages with the investigation of Humpty Dumpty, and the revelations that follow.
Similarly on the fence (for me) was the overall story-telling itself. While it is clear that our author can tell a story, our characters cannot, as learning the Cinderella story over again began with "once upon a time..". While this is charming in the way that fairy tales are, it feels cliche, especially in a world where Royal bodyguards are travelling via Hummers instead of carriages, and carrying guns instead of swords. This juxtaposition between staying "magical" and true to the "once upon a time in a world..", mixed with the super-millennial, TMZ-like approach to this, just conflicts in a way that I had to ignore in order to get through the story.
I also disliked the incessant desire to bring a MORAL to this story. I like to read pieces and figure those things out for myself, or read between the lines for the message it is trying to share. To place a moral on the very last page of the work just felt like an injustice to the entire story. It was quite clear that we were to learn to be humble, to respect others' opinions, and learn every side to a story; I didn't need to have it shoved down my throat as a last "hurrah!"
All in all, I would say that the author is skilled in crafting entertaining and original stories, but the methodology should be reconsidered. Three stars for keeping me entertained (although not always in the best way) and presenting a surprising twist to fairy tales.