No media machine did anything to keep this book out of your hands. Now, finally, DANGEROUSER, the least controversial book of the decade, is making good feelings everywhere.
It's a regular ol' book that has ALL THE ANSWERS and even the meaning of life inside. It's the greatest book you will ever read.
One part origin story. One part self-help. One part unique perspective. All opinion. Mix well. It's the true story of a real life, run-of-the-mill John Smith, where he came from and how he came to be.
A truly American book, full of American values, presented by a quintessential average American. There is nothing special here, there is no one special here. You wont learn anything new about the world but you might remember a thing or two about yourself.
I am praying every goddamned day for the space aliens to come and save us from ourselves.
In the meantime, I drink in the various establishments and watering holes of Southeast Queensland and grow tomatoes --big fucking, slushy red ones that gush when you bite into them. On occasion, I write short stories.
Life is tough sometimes its fair. Sometimes its not. Remember the good times and the bad, they are all equally important. They make us who we are based on our decisions about the times.