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Bathing Strictly Prohibited

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Bathing Strictly Prohibited is a collection of poems inspired by the middle years of the eclectic life of a British entrepreneur. Some days a meeting might feel like the last stand of the Saxons against the Norman conquest; on others the challenges of the day may pale into insignificance compared to the beauty of an autumn sunset. Written between 2011 and 2016, the poems in this collection cover a period in which the author struggled to steer a small business through multiple setbacks while helping to bring up two teenage children. The voice that comes through is coloured by a consistent love of history, humanity, and nature. There is something in these poems for everyone who sets out to achieve or change something, especially while juggling aspiration with commitment to family and love of the world around them.

88 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 22, 2017

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576 reviews1,011 followers
August 22, 2018
There isn't much to say about this one, it's a collection of poetry. With poetry it's always so iffy about whether you'll enjoy it or not. Like with prose, if it's well written or the plot line is good or the characters are complex and interesting anyone of those things can make the book get by. With poems though it's kind of just like, did I connect with this. I just didn't really connect with anything in this one. I did enjoy two poems: At Night and A Lemon Tree. I may have liked others but those two stood out the most. The overall mood of the poems was one of awe and wonder and I'm just such a piece of shit that I can't really enjoy things that aren't full of angst probably. Also I haven't been to any of the places he writes poetry about and half his poems are about places.
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326 reviews19 followers
September 11, 2019
I received this as an ARC on NetGalley. Was in the mood for some poetry, so I picked it up.

While this author does a great job with imagery, I didn’t feel moved by any of the pieces.
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Author 12 books50 followers
June 28, 2017
***This book was reviewed for Troubadour Publishing Limited via Netgalley

Bathing Strictly Prohibited is a beautiful, haunting collection of poetry, whose language evokes times long past, breathing shape to the ephemeral. The poems are divided into two categories- places, and moments. Some of my favourites were Dawn in the Alps, On the site of a former power station in the Midlands, Dunstanburgh Castle, Evening in the mountains, The bus depot, 'Bathing Strictly Prohibited’, In the garden at Cragside, Napoleon at Waterloo, The end of the siege, A Christmas cake, and Song of the forest. These particular poems resonated with my own spirituality and values most, or else called to the anthropologist and archaeologist in me.

The poems in this collection are ones that enchant the mind, and enthrall the senses, waking the thrum of Awen within and rousing dormant creativity. You are invited to see the slumbering history all around you, in monuments and abandoned sites where once people dwelt, or to find in the most mundane of objects, say….a Christmas cake… a bewitching trip around the globe. I would love to read more poetry by Mr Rhodes.

📚📚📚📚📚 Highly recommended
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Author 6 books15 followers
June 16, 2017
A waves sonority and a dive in the lost and founds of memories and common geographies. Places to blur words, and get verses burnt. Not very special but a lucid chant...

"If now be the time, then let them come.
If this be the place, then let me stand.
For now time stops,
and here I am."
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December 13, 2022
I do not know Matthew Rhodes. At least, I think I don't, that we've never met in real life. Yet, in most of his poems he wanders through grounds that are familiar to me, both geographically (for instance, the Midlands), emotionally (his love of Nature and the feeling of peace and belonging he derives from it), and linguistically and semantically. These are poems about life as it is, recounting episodes of the quotidian which, however, like all poetry, lend themselves to extraneous interpretations.

The poet talks about his observations as much as about things and moments he knows well and holds dear, for instance the scenery sliding past as the train he's travelling in departs from Stafford station, or the views of mountains from a house patio, of the feeling of rootedness Nature affords him -- so much so that many of his metaphors (and metonyms) are mostly taken from Nature. But he also talks about his feelings and impulses, and about the moments and events he lives through and observes. As he tells us in his book's preface, some people take photographs, some do sketches and paintings: he writes. Poetry.

Take for instance the poem that lends its title to the book, Bathing Strictly Prohibited, where the poet tells us of coming face to face with a sign prohibiting bathing in a lake -- and then proceeding to strip down and dive, much to the bemusement of others, who just idle slowly past. It is a story of transgression, of venturing where one is not supposed to go, do things that are not conventional or allowed. Is Matthew Rhodes simply recounting that moment in his day? Did he really dive into the forbidden lake, or is he talking about something else, much broader? A philosophy of life, maybe, in this case? Elsewhere in the book, the same type of questions will apply, as for instance to his lemon tree on the patio metaphor.

There are many moments of sheer beauty, passages where the imagery is dreamy, almost idyllic; others where it goes so deep into the roots of being that we feel as if those moments were ours. And it's exactly on those moments that we are most thankful Rhodes sees the world through the eyes of a poet, rather than, for instance, the lens of a camera. His book leaves two fantastic metaphors with me, I suspect for a very long time. Thank you, Matthew Rhodes, for your lake, and for your lemon tree.

(My copy of this book was kindly sent to me by the publishers, Matador, in return for an honest review.)

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