My rating: 2 stars.
For the last two years or so, I haven't written reviews for books, partially because I haven't had the time but primarily because I haven't been able to summon the effort to do so. Maybe I will review books this year, but I suspect this book will be an exception. Put simply, this book has irked me enough that I find myself able to summon the effort for a lengthy rant.
If you're reading this review, you probably already have at least some context for what this series is. However, for those of my friends who are seeing this review (and have no plans to read this series), I will provide some.
Ostensibly, this book series is about dragons. Which confuses most people who read the first book, which features exactly none of them. Unless you count a bunch of clay dragons, which sometimes do things... unless it's actually just characters imagining them doing that? It's often rather ambiguous. For the most part however, it's about a university student (David Rain) who takes up lodgings with a rather odd family - the Pennykettles: Liz (who makes the clay dragons) and her 11-year-old daughter Lucy, who likes squirrels. So, of course, book 1 (The Fire Within) is about David writing Lucy a book about squirrels (inspired by the clay dragon Gadzooks who David imagines giving him inspiration via cryptic notes he writes on his imaginary notepad) which eventually comes true. Confused? We're only getting started. This book is actually the least weird of the lot.
In book 2 (Icefire), David's enigmatic college professor (Bergstrom) sets him an essay on the existence of dragons, with the prize being a research trip to the arctic. David doesn't really make any progress on the dragons bit in this book, since it becomes very clear very quickly that dragons do in fact, exist, and that somehow the clay dragons have got something to do with it. No, no. The important bit, actually, is the arctic. Because dragons have a strong connection with the arctic, naturally. When David makes a wish to find out the secret of "the icefire", a witch (sybil, technically, but eventually you just stop caring about this stuff) comes to the Pennykettle home to get Liz to give birth to a dragon (she doesn't say that at the beginning - either to build narrative tension or because the author seems to realise we readers would not believe that in the slightest). It's implied that Liz learned her dragon knowledge from Gwilanna (the witch), who calls herself Gwyneth among humans. Apparently, long ago dragons ruled the earth as the apex predators, but eventually they died out. Dragons don't die like other creatures; instead, they cry a fire tear which contains their "auma" (life force). When the last dragon, Gawain, was about to die, a human - Guinevere - caught his fire tear and then went and drowned in the ocean. She left a daughter, who apparently wasn't born naturally but was made from "clay, flesh and blood", called Gwendolen, from whom Liz is descended. Yeah, also neither Liz nor Lucy were born naturally either. There's a reason Lucy doesn't have a dad. So anyway, Gwilanna gets Liz to give birth to a dragon by having Zanna - David's college friend, who is descended from Sybils (you can tell because she's a Goth and is into natural healing magic), to come and quicken the egg (yep, that's really how it works). The dragon, Grockle, flies away to the arctic. David has a lot of dreams about polar bears, which links into the snowball the Pennykettles keep in the fridge (it holds part of Gawain's auma and so can bring dragons to life, obviously). Polar bears protect the dragon, and one of them turns out to be Bergstrom, who can turn into a polar bear. He's descended from the polar bear (Thoran) who helped Guinevere when she was swimming (before she drowned). Bergstrom/Thoran help David stop Gwilanna's evil plot by preventing Grockle from getting access to fire, so that he instead turns into stone. Then David learns the secret. The one we've all been waiting for. The secret of the icefire.
Basically, the secret is that when Guinevere was riding Thoran in the ocean, she dropped the fire tear into it, and the fire tear turned into ice. That's actually what the arctic is. It's Gawain's fire tear. Makes sense...?
Book 3 (Fire Star) is where things start to really go off the rails. Bergstrom counted "saving the world from the appearance of terrifying dragons who could destroy it" as "proving the existence of dragons", so David and Zanna win the research trip to the arctic (and start dating). David also has a book deal going for the squirrel story he wrote, but he's also writing a book about bears in the arctic. The arctic is melting, and that's probably something about the earth spirit Gaia.
Sidenote for those wondering whether said book series should be recommended to kids. My vote is hesitant, but not for the reason you'd think. For a book ostenisbly about listening to the scientific warnings about the ice melting, it also seems to be really hardcore about loving earth magic, natural healings, aumas and chakras etc. It has a kind of weird oscillation to it, where it will at times be talking about scientific measurements of climate change and considering cosmology, but at other times be bashing orthodox religions while upholding a whole bunch of total whack nonsense that boils down to a bunch of wish-fulfilment bogus spiritualism. At one point in book 4, Zanna (who is the main culprit for this nonsense) says that she is a "pagan". Honestly, it borders on total irrationalism. I'd at the very least feel some hesitancy letting an impressionable child read these books when the author rather firmly proclaims at multiple points that all religion is nonsense while making no distinction between well-established scientific theories and largely discredited spiritualism that is vague and unsupported at best and fraudulent at worst. I don't think we should be teaching kids that they should be looking into "natural" healings rather than going to the doctor. That's just my two cents, though.
Anyway, where were we? Oh yes, David is in the arctic with his girlfriend Zanna. Lucy at this point has been kidnapped by Gwilanna and is starting to take on the appearance of her ancestor Gwendolen. David heads home from the arctic when their station is attacked by bears, but when he gets back he discovers that Zanna has been taken by the bears. He is sad, but he can't be sad for too long because we've got more weird plot developments. Like apparently Liz actually was romantically involved with someone at some point, called Arthur. She left him because she didn't want to explain how she had a child that wasn't his. I mean, that's fair. "It's alright, Arthur, this is just my child that I'm hatching from an egg using this dragon snow I have" probably wouldn't go down too well with most people. So David goes to find Arthur, who's now living on a Scottish Island with some monks under the name "Brother Vincent". Apparently, he's been receiving spiritual knowledge from the Fain, which are essentially spiritual beings who helped create dragons on earth, I think? Except, of course, they didn't create the first dragon, Godith, who created the universe using his fire. That fire spread out through the universe, and the parts where the vibrations were the least chaotic materialised the Fain, who then created dragons on earth. Or something. Anyway, the Fain are now split into two factions. The good Fain want to help out. The bad Fain (the Ix) want to recolonise the earth with dragons but in a way that wipes out all the humans first. Arthur (who is a physicist) learnt a lot of this by being kinda possessed and writing down his visions using a dragon claw which kinda freaks the other monks out (it's implied that this shows their evil religious prejudices, but I feel like that's actually a reasonable reaction). Anyway, the dragon Grockle (reborn, somehow) comes to the island, and the monks tie it up and try to kill it. One of the monks (Bernard) tries to stop it, and we get the usual nonsense you get in these books where most of the monks are a bunch of blood-crazed nutters ("We must kill this demonic beast before it destroys our souls!" Really? That's what you think people who chose to live on an island and read books would act like?) and this one monk (Bernard) "sees the truth" - but of course that happens by him essentially believing that he's accessing some higher form of truth than his religion ever has. I quote: "The creature you have bound and treated so badly may be closer to God than you or I or any church ever built." (p. 389 in my copy). Yeah, yeah. I get the feeling the author thinks he's being really subversive by doing this, but the whole "religion doesn't understand God, it's actual this irrational unknowable thing" is honestly getting boring at this point. Especially since at one point in this book the author essentially gives a version of the cosmological argument. The amount of cognitive dissonance you have to go through to read this book gets rather tiring eventually. In the middle of this, Arthur teaches David to use a talisman that Bergstrom had to teleport from place to place so he can finally get on with things and have the showdown in the arctic. The Ix show up, fresh from mind-controlling the monks into some unholy ritual, and stabs David with two icicles. Turns out that's a bad move because the ice has dragon fire in it, remember? So David doesn't really die (even though he kind of does) and gives Zanna a valentine's day gift, which is a dragon you can't see unless you believe in dragons (nope, I'm not making this stuff up).
Onto book 4 (The Fire Eternal), then. This book really just takes all of the nonsense from book 3 and turns it up to eleven. The author has said that he didn't plan the overarching story for these books, and I believe him. Book 4 is just one long fever dream. It's five years later, and everyone's moaning about how David's dead. Zanna has a child (Alexa), who has the annoying YA child trope of being 5 years old but having ridiculous magical powers no-one knows about and also just inexplicably knowing everything about dragons etc. etc. So we get this cycle on repeat:
1. Alexa says "ooh look there are fairies in the garden. I can see them. They talk to me and tell me secrets about dragons that foreshadow a strange part of this book's plot."
2. Zanna/Liz says "That's nice. Go and play outside, will you?"
3. Alexa goes outside and commingles (??????) with spiritual beings from another dimension.
4. The adults talk inside about more pressing issues.
Lucy is now 16 years old, which means she has all the complaining of a teenager and the rest of her dialogue sounds like she's still an 11-year-old. She is sending emails to a journalist (Tam) who believes that hit author, David Rain, who mysteriously disappeared in the arctic five years ago, doesn't actually exist and is a pseudonym. This really annoys Zanna, who curses him with the mark of Oomara when he walks into her natural healings shop one too many times with one too many questions. He forgets everything, but Lucy injects him back with memories (albeit now with memories from her own perspective? No idea how that works) so that he can drive her to see where David lived before he came to lodge with them. Turns out that David's house never existed, the implication being that he materialised into existence at age 20. Sounds plausible. Zanna is really annoyed when she finds Lucy, but Lucy steps into a magic portal which opens up when she chases a squirrel that appears out of her mobile phone and finds herself trapped by the monks from the previous book who have been possessed by the Ix. Tam follows her and is captured too. Lucy is coerced into making a darkling (a dark dragon made out of obsidan instead of clay), although she tricks them and makes the dragon without a heart, keeping the heart as a small lump of rock like a knife.
While all this is happening, two bears on the ice are being led by David Rain, who is alive again and who is a polar bear most of the time. He is letting Gwilanna (who is trapped in raven form) lead them to a place in the ice where they can access the fire eternal, which as far as I can tell is a well that taps into the essence of Gawain's fire tear. They find it, and then David sends back Gwilanna to Liz, telling her to find Zanna. Gwilanna flies to Zanna as a raven, tells Zanna to turn into a raven, so she can beat the traffic (namely, the hordes of people converging on Liz's house because they have read David's book and can feel that dragons are coming back again). They arrive back at Liz's house again, just in time to see a possessed Lucy stab Liz with the obsidian dragon heart. Bonnington (their cat, who was possessed by a good Fain and regularly shapeshifts into other animals now) stops the Ix, and Gwilanna saves Liz. Also Alexa has something to do with saving the world. David comes back and Zanna is like "oh you're actually alive!" Shock.
That's the plot up to book 4. Which should give you some idea as to why I rated this 2 stars.