Written in a casual, conversational voice, this contains short, 3-5 page stories of unconventional historical princesses. They’re a bit more Daenerys Targaryen than Cinderella. They’re princesses who have become pirates, warriors, army generals. They drink out of the skulls of their slaughtered enemies.
The eras range anywhere from 3500 years ago (Hatshepsut, of Egypt) right up til present day (1994, the year Sofka Dolgorouky—the rather ironically Communist princess—died; she was the daughter of a Russian count, descended from Catherine the Great; she helped save German Jews during the Holocaust; and Princess Margaret, sister of Queen Elizabeth II, who passed away in 2002). Author McRobbie also does an excellent job of finding royal women from every area of the globe: Europe, the Middle East/Mediterranean, Scandinavia, Asia, Africa, Iceland/Greenland, and more. I also liked the inclusion of some queer princesses (Christina of Sweden, for instance, seemed to prefer women to men, and they may also have been transgender).
I read this mostly because I like the idea of accessible history centered around women. You can think of a million male historical figures from antiquity onwards, but women don’t make the history textbooks much. Or if they do, it’s in token form, with short little blurbs written in the margins, as if to highlight how “other” they are, and how cute it is to learn factoids about them while you learn entire biographies of their male counterparts. And this book was great!
However, I really despised the organization of this book. It groups princesses by categories (warriors, usurpers, schemers, survivors, partiers, floozies, and madwomen) that don’t make much sense. I mean, there’s a huge amount of overlap between warriors/usurpers/survivors (arguably, all of these princesses would fairly be categorized as “survivors”), and between partiers/floozies, and between madwomen and all the other categories, depending on your perspective.
It would have made a lot more sense to group them by time period (for instance, 1500BC-0AD, 0AD-500AD, 500AD-1000AD, 1000AD-1500AD, and 1500AD-Present Day) or by region (i.e. Asia, Europe, the Americas, Africa, Mediterranean, Arctic Circle).
That said, it was a fun read. I especially liked these stories:
1. Khututlun of Mongolia, whose story is similar to the Greek Atalanta’s except that she refused to marry all men who couldn’t beat her in a wrestling match (rather than footrace)
2. Lakshmibai of India who fought, swords in hand, against British colonization in the 1800s with her adopted son strapped to her back
3. Njinga of Ndongo (later Angola), who rescued her people from her evil half-brother and ruled over them in peace, holding off the Portugese colonization for the entirety of her rule, signing treaties with them and forcing them to treat her as an equal; she had 50-60 husbands at a time, whom she called “concubines” and whom she would execute swiftly if they sexually assaulted her ladies-in-waiting (sadly, after her death the kingdom disintegrated and the Portugese took over, but even centuries later, Angolans still their "great queen")
4. The red-headed Roxolana of the Ottoman Empire, who began as a sex slave to the sultan and swiftly climbed her way up to the top of the concubine ranks, then convincing him to become virtually monogamous and then to marry her—the first concubine in the history to be freed and made legal wife. She wasn’t very pretty, but the Turks called her Hurrem, meaning “the laughing one” because she was joyful and make the emperor laugh too. He wrote a poem about her: My intimate companion, my one and all; sovereign of all beauties, my sultan. My life, the gift I own, my be-all; my elixir of Paradise, my Eden. Such a sweet love story.
5.And perhaps the most surprising story? Stephanie, the Viennese princess who was Jewish . . . and was best friends with Hitler in the 1930s and 40s. Come again?
6. Noor Khan, an Indian princess who spied for the Allied powers in Nazi-occupied France, whose last word--as she faced down a German firing squad at Dachau concentration camp--was the impassioned shout, "LIBERTE!!!"