My last of the turds! I am so happy that my spazz of crappy books is over! NEVER AGAIN! I must learn how to get more picky. Anyway, this book is about a British girl whose boyfriend dumps her and her life sucks, so she comes out to LA to hang out with her friend. Her friend finds her a job "so she can get a green card and just stay forever!" because it is so that easy. (Fun fact! This book was written in 1998! Was life so much easier back then? Who knows? WHO CARES!!!) Anyway, already I hate this book for lack of "realness". Some guy who met her once back in the UK like stalks her out to LA (CREEEPY!) and for some reason, she doesn't care. SO LAME!!! The author obviously had never been to LA when she wrote this book (and if she had, she only was in Santa Monica and the beach towns, as the characters never ventured east of the 405, north of sunset and south of the beach towns. I hate shit like this. Who even remember what else happened. WHO CARES! Finally, tomorrow, I am on to books I sort of care about (you'll see what I mean:-)).